Topics Topics Edit Profile Profile Help/Instructions Help Member List Member List Edit Profile Register  
Search Last 1|3|7 Days Search Search Tree View Tree View  

Archive through December 15, 2002

Sepulchritude Forum » The Absinthe Forum Archive thru January 2003 » Strictly Absinthe & Collectibles » An ODE to OPTIMALSMARTS » Archive through December 15, 2002 « Previous Next »

Author Message
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 7:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

This has been...
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 7:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Again, Where's that fuckin' cactus shaggin' hippy prick @?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 7:05 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Even bears a resemblance to Asta Blasta the Wonder Mutt.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 7:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Loverly, lad!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 7:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

this one's for Louchey


...pooh pooh pooh pooh...
Thegreenimp
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 6:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Beautiful Work
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 6:56 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Impishly brilliant!!!!!!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 6:52 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I work on commission


tires

tired
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 6:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

PoptiTarts,
Why bother bribing only Head P.? Obviously I can post in as huge a volume as anyone. And I can remember back when lil' HP was a pariah! An outcast. And I was the cool voice of reason blowing through this hot wasteland. I've tasted Jade, dozens of commercial brands, hogsmack. I've been toe-to-toe w/many, many of this fine forum. Shit, I've talked to Marc on the phone and ridden in Kalladmin's car. I'm hooked the fuck up, brother. And, until my Emile-Xmas Style comes in, dry's a motherfucker on the absinthe front.
So, c'mon, I can and gratefully will be bought.

None lower, the Liver
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 6:24 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

From the Famous American Poster Boy.

Brilliant.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 6:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Assquick Cowboy Style!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 6:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

One day ah was walking, ya know?
had my pants down 'round mah ankles
an' a guy sez tah me...

"You crazy cowboy,
ain't yew got no rope 'er nuthin'?"

I look 'im square inna eye, hock a lil'
chaw ore the ways, an sez...

"Son, you don't
get tah skeedaddlin' I'moana stick this
spiny cactus ah mine up yer saddle and
yer gonna buckle like a belt!"

An there he lef me standin' with
my dilly wacker dryin' under the
hot Mojave sun.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 6:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

A businessman with a heart? UNHEARD of???

You are so beautiful... to me!
Can't you seeeee!!!! eeehheeeheeeeheee!!!!
You're every reseller I've hoped for!
(you can get Jade, baby!)
You're ever dealer I need...

You are so beautiful...
TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 6:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

And thank you for keeping the "shit" flowing.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 6:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

What, me? Something negative? Never!! I only give constructive criticism based on my vast knowledge and overwhelming sense of what is right and tasteful.
Now, about those pesky buttons.
Optimalsmarts
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 6:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Shit louched liver, I was hoping you would have something negative to say. All this love is overwhelming. Maybe I can post a picture of myself so everyone can tell me how ugly I am. Or maybe how bad my hair looks. Or how the buttons on my site dont "click" right. Am I getting any sympathy yet???
Optimalsmarts
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 5:55 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Not sure what you mean. I def. was not speaking of you. Like I implied before, it would not be professional thing to do to publicize my customers no matter who they are. OS
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 5:51 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Optimalsmarts,
Your website made my opticals smart. Hardest to read absinthe selling site since Dr. Absinthe's, or whatever the fuck his name was/is.
And big too. Nothing more fun than sliding scroll bars top to bottom and side to side to read a page.
Sambeau
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 5:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hey Optimalsmarts,

"Buckle like a belt maybe?"

I hope that wasn't an insinuation that I was a customer. Maybe I'll notch it up a bit when, in the future, someone posts something like this:

"Hey, I want to try absinthe. Anybody hear of a site called optimalsmarts. He says he has the best deals going."
Optimalsmarts
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 5:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You know ebay and I never got along too well. Not too much I can say about that. OS
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 3:41 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Come on Chevy! Loosen
up there fella.

Bend over and give
the guy a chance.
Chevalier
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 3:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

One more thing, Optimalsmarts: Why did you recently change your eBay identity name from "optimalsmarts" to "northernlightsllc" after 3 years on eBay? (You: "We have no negative feedback in our 3 year run on ebay." Time to alter that claim, eh?)

By changing your i.d., you wiped out 3 years worth of feedback left for "optimalsmarts". Now, you have only 25 feedback messages, two of which are negative.

So, why did you abandon ship? Could it be that eBay wasn't impressed by your "business is business" philosophy?

Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 3:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hahaha ... pooh pooh pooh pooh...
Optimalsmarts
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 3:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I have been promised a few things by some people that i plan to act out on as soon as it comes available. If I choose to buy a product and resell it, thats my decision. Im sorry your offended but you need to wake up and realize that business is business and as long as me and my suppliers and my customers are pleased then your happy words mean DOGSHIT!!! OS.
Chevalier
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 2:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Optimalsmarts, I resent your verbally muscling in on BEL's absinthe business before BEL has even launched it. Peddle bottles of Jade, will you? Why bother? After all, BEL won't only produce Jade; it'll sell the stuff directly to the public, via its website: www.bestabsinthe.com

Ted (and Don, in spirit) ... what do you think of this guy's chutzpah?


Administration Administration Log Out Log Out   Previous Page Previous Page Next Page Next Page