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Traineraz
Posted on Wednesday, December 18, 2002 - 12:26 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

GIDDYUP, HORSIE!!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 11:50 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You can ride my ass into Heaven
any day T-bo!
Traineraz
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 11:32 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Great missionary work . . . with the typical Christian scare tactic. "Love Jeebus or GO TO HELLLLL! Here, read this "Left Behind" novel."


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You should now seek out others who have also given their lives to Christ, read a Bible daily, and do your best to bring others to Christ.


Hey, I've read that book, I can't imagine reading one every day. I'm lucky if I can manage an apple a day, much less a bible a day. Scarier than an OLD Stephen King novel, and almost as interesting as a NEW Stephen King novel, not to mention twice as long. Maybe the Cliff Notes in one day . . .


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Oonga baloonga, my son. Or whatever it is the Lama says when he stiffs caddies.


I thought only CATHOLIC priests did that.


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I'm not sure, but we may all be fucked.


Only if it's by my studly Heddy Head. Or maybe his buddy with the Big Pikkle.

Finally, Regan (or was that Reagan?) sez:


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YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!!!


Sounds like Heaven to me!
Artemis
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 9:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oonga baloonga, my son. Or whatever it is the Lama says when he stiffs caddies.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 8:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Nope he had total consciousness
on his death bed. I was the kid
that brought the bags from the
parking lot to the caddy shack.
Tips ALLL day long. I made some
serious coin that summer. It
affords me my Malibu Barbie beach
house that I ploped down on the
Detroit River...
Artemis
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 8:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Along with brilliance, I have sainthood
and enlightenment going for me."

Aren't you the guy who once caddied for the Dalai Lama? Shoot any gophers lately?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 6:16 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


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Shit, let's have a drink.



Brilliant!
Alphasoixante
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 6:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

how will they send the rapture emails? they hire a heathen for that job?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 6:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I seriously doubt Vera Wang Banger would have headed "up". If you know what I mean. She seemed more like the endless lava bath side of the afterlife type.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 5:56 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You're safe. They woulda took
old Headyheadhead up in the Rapture
and that obviously ain't happened...

Along with brilliance, I have sainthood
and enlightenment going for me. Of course
if there actually is no God I'll be dead
and unsung like the rest of humanity.

Shit? Let's have a drink!
Mogan_David
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 5:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm not sure where Vera is, but I just got an email from these guys;
Vera's New Address

I'm not sure, but we may all be fucked.

MD
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 4:31 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hey, hey! Pussy on pussy tongue action!
Traineraz
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 6:45 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Perhaps Rudi, the Jelly-Toe Cat has got her tongue.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 6:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Vera, who's got you, babe?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 5:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Babe?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 11:28 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Lost their mettle and lost their petals.
The forum has been deflowered.
Admin
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 11:18 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

where have all the flowers gone?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 7:22 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well, chime in chick.

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