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Archive through December 16, 2002

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Giovannigray
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 11:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

deuschbag? (douchebag.)
Clint
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 11:05 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

How dare you come here and talk to the Great American Poster boy like that. If you get railed by someone so superior as Head you should shut your damn mouth.
Fincavigia
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 11:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Nevermind, i've read his posts and whatnot; hes a conman/deuschbag. Thats respectable
Fincavigia
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 10:56 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Who is Opie and why is he such a shithead? I don't doubt he is, but there are so many posts on this thread i didn't want to read them all to find out why. Maybe somebody could just tell me in a couple sentences. Also, I'm drinking the ol' absinthe in about 2 days now (and it isn't Hills) and assuming its good (i think it will be) i'm going to get some Deva and some Serpis from spirits corner, thanks for your help guys, i'll tell you how everything goes (as if your on the edge of your seat).
Crosby
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 10:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You had to change your ebay name not because of the bullshit reason you provided, but because one girl made a hobby of shutting your bullshit game down.
Crosby
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 10:22 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hey Opie,

Fuck you! You make a circus out of something that's special to us and then come here demanding respect. You're just a troll, piss off quietly into the night.
Thegreenimp
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 9:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Better watch out Head is really Dekker
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 9:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

...ah here come the electric sheep!...
Brett
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 9:36 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

OS, Head isn't real. He's just a robot that the forum old timers assembled out of spare parts to keep themselves amused.

Unfortunately, he got a little out of hand, overthrew his masters and now posts with what we humans would call a free will. I sense he future he could be leading the robot revolution.

Where the fuck is John Connor when you need him?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 9:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You have hostility issues,
I have confrontation issues.
This relationship just won't work.

Here lemme send you some money instead.
Optimalsmarts
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 9:05 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Thats pretty disrespectful and childish of you. A total lack of taste. I am sure you dont live near Los Angeles right, that would be to good to be true. I tell you what, why dont we meet up and ill take some porn shots with you. Thats right, me bobin your mouth with my dick in your ass. I bet that would shut you up real good boy!!! Why dont you show all of your forum buddies just how cool and witty you are by meeting me??? What do you say? Something witty enough to get off topic perhaps?? OS.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 8:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Goddamn...

It took me two minutes to come up
with that ZINGER! I'm getting old.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 8:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Maybe some shots of you and
your customers?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 8:36 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hey, Opie! You sellin' any porn?
Maybe some amateur shots of the wife?
You got a wife? How about some daughters?
Are they hot?
Optimalsmarts
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 8:33 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Now we're talkin!!!!!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 8:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Gotcha!!! I was just playing
serious and interested.
Optimalsmarts
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 8:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ohh, now you get serious. I was expecting something witty. Too expensive for both parties of course. OS
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 7:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Speak European?
Would that be like speaking "Sense"?
Who would it be too expensive for?
Optimalsmarts
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 7:50 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Too expensive, besides I dont speak european.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 12:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


Quote:

My business plan is paying for my house next to the beach so it must not be too bad. OS




Spoken like a true entrepreneur.
Perhaps you should expand into the
European market where the clientel
is more apt to appreciate and afford
your services?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 12:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

'Pends on the house, 'pends on the beach.
I call the top of my garage Tar Beach.
Optimalsmarts
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 12:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

My business plan is paying for my house next to the beach so it must not be too bad. OS
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 5:27 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

He says they'll get "anything", even if they don't make any money on the sale. Sounds like a good business plan.

How you been BJack?
_Blackjack
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 8:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

He's also selling Cuban cigars now, it seems, which, unlike absinthe, WILL get you busted if you are involved in selling them in the US in any quantity.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 8:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Goodnight Forumites, and you too, all you zillions of lurkers, wondering why the fuck you even bother reading shitty drivel like this.

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