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Archive through December 17, 2002

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Zman7
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 9:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Brett,
I think OS is just fucking with you......
Brett
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 9:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

And, I think, OS, we're the ones laughing because we're still getting the same excellent service and same lower prices from the other places. So I don't see how "banning" all of us from your site will really affect any of us.

Elaborate, please.
Brett
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 9:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Funny, I just visited your site OS. How is it that I'm banned if I just went to it?

Dumbass.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 7:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Please Opie please...

This is more attention
than I give my penis,
and I'm here to tell you
it's almost worn down to a
pimple now.

Hey Opie, so when are you
sending me my free
La Bleue?
Cheri
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 7:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

That douche bag.. sorta kinda resembles my... ex-mother-in-law...but in better shape..
Optimalsmarts
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 7:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Thats the last straw! ! ! You've all been banned from my site. HA HA HA...... Now whos laughing. I knew I would find a way to get back at you Head! ! ! That Fincavigia character can stay though, he sounds dumb enough. OS. Ohh yeah, thats www.optimalsmarts.com for those who dont know. :)
Cheri
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 1:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yep. That's a douche bag!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 10:10 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Whoopty Parts is old news! And you, of all people, should know that this thread has been on topic entirely too, too long.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 9:26 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wait Wait !!! Your witty remarks
are veering off the subject. I wanna
talk more about my sorrow for hurting
Opies feelings and overstepping
boundaries and having him put his
ballsack on my eyelids.
Thegreenimp
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 9:06 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I had to try it, it was just sitting there daring me to open it.....The Emile is still on UK time,(from it's quick arrival) so it's not too early there.......and I'm testing it to see if it enhances my CAD abilities,....yes, that's the ticket!
Jay
Admin
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 9:01 am:   Edit PostPrint Post


Quote:

Damn, I almost got a nasal douche reading that,




Jay, isn't a little early even for Texas?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 8:42 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Alright then, here ya go ladies:
Granny's hole flusher
Not as good as the Summer's Eve squeezer picture, though.
Thegreenimp
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 8:32 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Damn, I almost got a nasal douche reading that, while I was testing the new Emile...(note dont laugh while drinking)
Jay
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 8:31 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Cheri baby,
You sayin' www.douchinteens.com is lyin'!!??
Admin
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 8:30 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

heee. cheri ... JINX!
Admin
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 8:29 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Douche Bag: In the olden days a douche was a rubber bag attached to a long hose. The lady (your mother/grandmother) would lie in the tub after having filled said douche bag full of luke warm water and hold the bag high enough to create a natural water jet when the end of the rubber hose was inserted into her (your mother/grandmother's) vagina. She usually did this to avoid unwanted pregnancies (IE; you). It was also used as a method of cleansing an otherwise unreachable area. This concept was exploited by marketeers in the 70's making douching part of women's routine. And it hasn't been til recently that it was found to create more harm than good, as it removed the natural barrier a woman produces to fight bacteria and infection and in fact hastened this process.
Cheri
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 8:27 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

A douche bag.. be one of those big red rubber "hot water" bottles with a douche/enema spigot hose attachment. My mother used to leave hers on the back of the bathroom door to hang dry after use. It wasn't a pretty sight.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 5:30 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Rare occasion-hee, hee.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 5:28 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

People, people... I'm not sure who you're
talking about anymore, but I've slept on it
and decided I should apologize. Asking for
pornographic pictures of an upright respectable
businessman is WAY out of line. My apologies to
your wife (Polly is it?) and the girls. I never
meant to cause you any sorrow. I never
meant to cause you any pain. I only wanted
one time to see you laughing. I ONLY WANTED
TO SEE YOU LAUGHING IN THE PURPLE RAIN!!!!!


"There will be the rare occasion when we
cannot find what you desire.
"

I guess this is one of those rare occassions.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 4:50 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Fellas, here's a douchebag, from www.douchingteens.com
Fincavigia
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 11:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm not sure, i use the term a lot. Even if you don't know what the bag business is though, it really has a negative connotation i'd say
Clint
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 11:16 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

What exactly is a douche bag? I know what a douche is, but I have never actually seen any sort of bag attached to it.
Fincavigia
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 11:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Are most absinthe drinkers democrats or republicans? I'm a liberal democrat myself and thanks for the proper douche spelling, I don't mean to say he is a bag of Germans; I meant he was a vaginal infection
Giovannigray
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 11:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Little Deusch Coupe.. by the Bietsch Boys
_Blackjack
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 11:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

He's a sack of Germans?

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