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Louched_Liver
Posted on Wednesday, December 25, 2002 - 5:56 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Or who.
Petermarc
Posted on Wednesday, December 25, 2002 - 2:38 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Some people say lutefisk has a very fishy taste and an unpleasant smell. To me, it tastes like Christmas."
-ALLEN VEVANG
minneapolis porn star

happy holidays no matter what you have to eat...
Zman7
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 9:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene
in Washington, D.C. this Christmas. This isn't for any religious
constitutional reason. They simply have not been able to find
three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol.
There was no problem however finding enough asses to fill the
stable.
_Blackjack
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 9:32 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

A little poem I wrote in 8th grade*:

Little babe in the manger bed,
The knife comes down, the snow turns red,
Merry Christmas, now you're dead.


____
*I was institutionalized about 3 months after this, but in my defense, it was the '80's, and institutionalizing your kids was trendy. All I wanted was a Pepsi...
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 6:58 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Let's put the swish back in Christmas.
Admin
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 2:54 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

you guys know something I don't.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 10:14 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Let me off before we get to Hershey.
Pataphysician
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 9:00 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Here comes a tunnel!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 8:07 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Choo Choo!!!
Thegreenimp
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 7:39 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Christmas means, It's time to pull a train.
lionel
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 7:27 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

And sweetie...

KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF GOD'S COCK!!!!

...*slap* Stop! Stop touching it!
DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 7:17 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Come on you guys... Quit trying
to kiss up to Satan. He's got you
in his pocket already.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 6:55 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Shit, just make him look @ how fucked up he allowed me turn out. That outtah make the G-Man puke.
Pataphysician
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 6:50 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I want the Creator -- every hour of his eternity -- to contemplate its gaping crevasse. This is the punishment I inflict upon him.
Admin
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 11:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

My solstice celebration consisted of whacking off god's cock, putting it up in my living room, and hanging little glittery, shiny, phallic & dead things all over it and admiring it for hours and hours.

god is dead, long live the god!

Its all fun and games until Mother Nature cuts your dick off. Well, and then its winter.

Ok, enough of Kallisti's lame pagan proverbs.


(Hi Vera ... do you have a bow on? when do we get to open you?)
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 11:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hiya Vera!
Ah, the Club! Does that take us back?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 8:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Love that old gal with
the "Bell" hairdoo...
Verawench
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 7:54 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Man, it's dead around here. Club 17, here I come:

http://www.senioren.wien.at/bridge/bridge.start.htm
Verawench
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 5:50 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wankers, the lot of you.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 5:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I love you...

12.5 INCHES OF COCK SURE LOVIN'

like John Holmes

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