|Posted on Sunday, January 5, 2003 - 12:40 am: |
Perhaps all the probing left them with a sensitivity to Earth fabrics.
|Posted on Friday, January 3, 2003 - 7:50 pm: |
They wont let anyone DNA test their clone.
HA! Yeah, we believe you, really. Seriously. Just like we believe you went to another planet and stuff.
And why, for the love of god (or y'know, Buck Rodgers or whoever) does the guy wear that cheap ass sci fi movie tunic thing?? Eh?
If you really went to another planet and told people about it, you would dress like you did before you left, unless they gave you a really cool spacesuit or something.
|Posted on Friday, January 3, 2003 - 7:29 am: |
Drunken Lester Bangs getting rolled by The Clash.
|Posted on Thursday, January 2, 2003 - 8:20 am: |
Let's clone Lester Bangs, since rock journalism today is crap.
I know it's just showing off, but I'm glad the first past the post was a UFO cult hottie and not some faceless creep from Celera or Monsanto.
|Posted on Sunday, December 29, 2002 - 10:38 am: |
On top of that CLONAID™ is offering a range of services like creating personal stem cells, INSURACLONE™, OVULAID™ and CLONAPET™.
I can see the ads now:
"Tired of cold-calls to sell your insurance products? Try INSURACLONE! Why, with several INSURACLONES working the phones for you, it's like the insurance sells itself!"
"Mommy, I don't feel so good."
"What's wrong, honey?"
"I don't know, I feel sick every morning since you got that new jar of Ovaltine that you keep in your room."
" That's not Ovaltine . . ."
"Mommy, Mommy, I wanna CLONAPET for Christmas!"
"OK, honey, go dig up Spot and scrape some cells off his tongue."
|Posted on Sunday, December 29, 2002 - 7:06 am: |
CLONAID Starring Dr Brigitte Boisselier
It's much more entertaining
reading than all that "war"
shit. Hmmmmm? Maybe it's all
part of a CIA diversion?
Good story in any case.