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Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 3:24 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Graham crackers...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 3:24 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

soda crackers...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 3:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

UNLEAVENDED MATZA!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 3:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Are you on your way?
Did you wear holes in
your shoes yet? Fill 'em
with Reduced Sodium Wheat Thins.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 3:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

What's that passover cracker?
You eat them with horseyradish.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 3:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

How about baked fancy flat breads?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 2:51 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

A taskit a tiskit
Louched woke up this
morning with a mouth full
of Triscuits.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 2:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Uneeda Biscuit!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 2:41 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Anyone for Fat Free Lavash?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 2:41 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Could you pass me the Club... mmmm buttery...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 2:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'll eat a Melba Toast once in awhile...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 2:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

not a big fan of Nilla Wafers...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 2:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I love oyster crackers...
Nolamour
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 2:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Even though I have no idea what you guys are talking about (not brilliant), I still find myself laughing. Then I ask myself: what the fuck are you laughing at, it makes no sense?

{{{{Alcoholic's psychosis sets in}}}}

I'm a cracker, he's a cracker, she's a cracker, wouldn't you like to be a cracker too?

As Flounder would say: "Oh boy...is this great!"
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 6:17 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I do believe "wafer" is the most annoying word in the English lexicon. Combine that w/my abhorence of crackers and disgust @ the whole fat free bullshit. Then take someone brilliant, like Heady Pros, to combine them all, and he gets the ass kickin' of a lifetime.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 4:20 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Cracker gumbo...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 4:20 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Stoned wheat whole grain cracker...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 4:19 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Whole wheat cracker...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 4:19 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Saltine...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 4:19 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ritz cracker...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 4:18 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Water cracker...
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 4:18 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

If I was a cracker
I would wanna be a
FATFREEWAFERFATFREEWAFERFATFREEWAFER!!!

Wait a minute... I am a cracker!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, December 29, 2002 - 7:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

HAHAHAHA!!! FAT FREE WAFER
FAT FREE WAFER
FAT FREE WAFER
FAT FREE WAFER
FAT FREE WAFER
FAT FREE WAFER
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 29, 2002 - 7:23 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I swear to God I'll beat the shit out of you.
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, December 29, 2002 - 7:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

heeheehee...

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