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ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1540
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Thursday, May 1, 2003 - 4:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I was just meandering about downstairs and wanna thank you guys for all the generous gifts and the great time.
As far as I can remeber, it was memorable

The fuckin' firemen! Too much.
"Eye Opener, sir?"
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1537
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Thursday, May 1, 2003 - 4:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Betty was on purpose, the rest were from when I used to throw overhand.
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 486
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Thursday, May 1, 2003 - 1:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It used to be midget tossing to win a goldfish, but Liver kept breaking the midgets. Sorry Betty.
C'est ma santé
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1521
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, April 29, 2003 - 6:08 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Kempton is the happiest fuckin' fish in the US. He was won for 10 cents by Mrs. Leevah at the Kempton Fair by tossing a ping-pong ball on to a saucer.
He's A fish in A. Pontica.
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 168
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 11:13 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

It's gold filtered.
Karl (Raschied)
le Duc
Username: Raschied

Post Number: 302
Registered: 3-2002


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 10:49 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

RE: Reason #2. You put GOLDFISH in your colorizing tank?! EEEEEWWWWWW.
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago.
Pontiac - We build Excitement.
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3358
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 8:29 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

*googling*
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 167
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 8:28 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

look for it...
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 162
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 8:24 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I gotta get permission first. The mayor doesn't want a sudden influx of absinthe drinkers to drive up the ridiculously LOW property values.
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3357
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 8:22 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Awwwwww come on !
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 161
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 8:22 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

You think I'm gonna post the #1 reason at the top? You're crazy!
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 160
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 8:21 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Reason #2
-The Fucking goldfish swim in HG. Tank O' booze
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 159
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 8:20 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Reason #3-

For $1.75 you gan get some bologna and 2 blunts at the homie bar. Throw in another dollar and you get an icy glass of Lager. It's damn cheap in this town! mmmm meat
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 158
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 8:18 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Reason #4-
Absinthe is also used to unclog bathroom toilets. Larrygonna seems to do the trick. Larrygonna go bye bye

Asta was pleased by the disposal method. She found several layers of taste in that glass. All of which ryhme with FUCKING HORRIBLE.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 156
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 8:14 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Reason #5-
Absinthe is used to clean the pipes in the kitchen sink.Faux Verte goes bye bye

This method was first used by Wolfgang.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 155
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 8:12 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Reason #6-
Wormwood is used to polish hardwood floors. This particular photo is of the "Drunken-Crosby method". It involves the scattering of projectile shards of glass... some to be found weeks later by unsuspecting bare feet. clumsy fool... "It's ok, it's only #17".
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 154
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 8:08 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Reason #7-

Even the dogs have a well developed palate. Asta is anxiously awaiting her OWN glass of the Freedomsinthe. lickidty
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 153
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 8:06 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Reason #8-

Home of the relaxing, guilt free, fire-method. Warning-this is not approved by Betty and may result in uninvited, uniformed, axe-wielding guests. ahhfire
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 152
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 8:03 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Reason # 9 -
Subliminal, and obvious messages about "what you should be doing" are everywhere.drinky
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 151
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 8:00 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Reason Number 10-

Plastic Jesus watches over you.PLASJES
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 150
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 7:59 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

...just when you thought YOU were living in the right place-
(disclaimer-No good absinthe or animals were harmed in the following pictures... just a few livers and firemen).

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