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ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1616
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, May 5, 2003 - 6:29 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yeah, HeadStalk,
Don't mess w/official shit. Especially as it pertains to my town.

And large up to Markus fo' da spoontang.
Will work for absinthe.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 221
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Sunday, May 4, 2003 - 9:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Actually, this is the official spoon of absinthetown. As used by the three knuckleheads, and donated by lafeeverte.de

Thank you Markus!
Darrin, Stalker of Head (Traineraz)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Traineraz

Post Number: 893
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Sunday, May 4, 2003 - 9:31 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I saw Absinthetown spoons at Big Lots.

Also known as "Bi Glots."

Formerly known as MacFrugal's, far more amusing a name.
He who would sacrifice liberty for security deserves neither.

-- Thus Spake Zoboomafoo
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1582
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Friday, May 2, 2003 - 12:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'll name an Antique Absinthe Shoppee after you. I can do that.
Will work for absinthe.
Carl Guderian (Bjacques)
le Duc
Username: Bjacques

Post Number: 249
Registered: 4-2001
Posted on Friday, May 2, 2003 - 10:46 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

You can't keep it a secret forever. Absinthetown will be discovered by all those tourists who are too afraid or patriotic to drive to France. Decades later, Absinthetown spoons will turn up in garage sales across the country, like "hillbilly toilet paper" and weather-barometer donkeys, or they'll be gathering dust at the Stuckey's in your state, having been sold in job lots next year.

Get me a pecan log nextime you're there, ok?
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1539
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Thursday, May 1, 2003 - 4:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

My new #1 reason to be Mayorman of Abstown?

You apply for unemployment online, and never set foot in the office to get your checky-check.
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1532
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Thursday, May 1, 2003 - 3:47 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

They use it to patch the holes in the road on Turner Street.
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 485
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Thursday, May 1, 2003 - 1:16 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Definitely a high point, Jade, 14 year old lesbians and a cold 40 for the road. Just avoid the Homie bar's "crock pot special".
C'est ma santé
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1520
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, April 29, 2003 - 5:57 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I cannot stress enough how wonderful it is to have 14 year old lesbians in the Homie Bar. Cros and I were smitten, fer sure.
That, and the Jade, of course.
Instead of Ted sending a sample or 2, he just went ahead and made it available here.
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1519
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, April 29, 2003 - 5:54 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Ya know what I mean? Yeah. Ya know?"
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3364
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 11:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Dishy! Which he's NOT...
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 174
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 11:24 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Never get old? Shit you gotta see his gruesome old face! Scares off all the local ruffians just by sitting in the yard.
MC Pee Pants (Fluffy_g)
Mousquetaire
Username: Fluffy_g

Post Number: 27
Registered: 3-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 11:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The Liver must be a high powered mutant of some kind. He'll never get old, never die, and he'll always drink absinthe.
Citizen Dildo
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3363
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 11:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You can't kill the Master...
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 173
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 11:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

IF he's still alive after this weekend...then NO. He cannot die.
MC Pee Pants (Fluffy_g)
Mousquetaire
Username: Fluffy_g

Post Number: 25
Registered: 3-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 11:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Is it really possible for the liver to die?
Citizen Dildo
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 171
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 10:54 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Shit he's still alive!
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1517
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 10:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Not only that, but there be's 14 yr old lezzer chicks.
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3359
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 8:33 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ted did say it was going to
be "competitive but affordable".
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 166
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 8:27 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

....
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 165
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 8:27 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

...wait for it
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 164
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 8:26 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

...
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 163
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 - 8:26 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

#1-
The homie bar is the test market for Jade.

$1.89 jade.  Damn!

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