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ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1608
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, May 4, 2003 - 4:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

They'll put you on broom and dust pan now.
Will work for absinthe.
MC Pee Pants (Fluffy_g)
Mousquetaire
Username: Fluffy_g

Post Number: 31
Registered: 3-2003


Posted on Sunday, May 4, 2003 - 10:34 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well it sounds better to say heavy machinery than to say that I severed my little toe w/a trash picker-upper stick.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1604
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, May 4, 2003 - 5:10 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

One o' those pointy trash picker-upper sticks ain't heavy machinery, pal.
Will work for absinthe.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 218
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 3:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You mean they let you operate heavy machinery before?
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 499
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 3:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You mean they banned you from operating the Slurpee machine?
C'est ma santé
MC Pee Pants (Fluffy_g)
Mousquetaire
Username: Fluffy_g

Post Number: 28
Registered: 3-2003


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 2:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Just don't learn the hard way like me, and drink too many before work. You'll be comatose before your shift is up. Now my co workers don't want to let me operate heavy motor equipment anymore. *sigh*
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1598
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 12:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

And so it begins.
Will work for absinthe.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 214
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 10:25 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"...all Betsh are off". *hic* Only one thing better than an eye opener, and that's another eye opener.

Ow, the sun is soo bright.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1596
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 10:07 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

It actually rivals the effects of some of your majorly elicit drugs, if you ask me.

WARNING!

If one commences one's day w/the Eye Opener, I gaurantee some stuff is gonna happen. It just probably won't be anything "useful".

"All bets are off!"
You should say that when you take the 1st sip. Repeat after me-"All bets are off!"

Very good!
Will work for absinthe.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1595
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 10:03 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hee, hee!!!
Another convert.

Will work for absinthe.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 213
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 9:39 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I started the day with a healthy mug of eye opener (LB Verte and coffee). Nothing says good morning like a warm steamy cup of caffienated booze!

Why do I feel like an alcoholic when I start the day out drinking?

GODDAMIT LIVER- I'm a victim.

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