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ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1603
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, May 4, 2003 - 5:09 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

If it would have been something I'd done, it'd be different. Shit, I never even took a sick day. My 1st year I lost 2 weeks vaca. because I was too busy to take them. So screw it. The Mayor's Mini Mansion is a full time job in and of itself.

Will work for absinthe.
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 191
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 2:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I can work on my recipie now. Anyone know where I can get the book "France on $15 a day"?
Goth Girls Rule!!!
Pataphysician (Pataphysician)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Pataphysician

Post Number: 557
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 2:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hey, I've been on the dole since Christmas. Lemme tell ya, it's a sweet ride. I thank President George W. Bush and an economy in freefall for affording me plenty of time to work on my poetry.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1602
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 1:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Got that right PV!!
Will work for absinthe.
Pervert Euchre (Perruche_verte)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Perruche_verte

Post Number: 460
Registered: 12-2000


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 12:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well, congratulations, Mr. Liver - now the world is full of possibilities!
"Drink accomplished what God did not." --Marguerite Duras
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1599
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 12:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It's a hire at will state-They don't need nuthin'.
They do have to pay though, unless it's egregious on your part. So, my ex-employers are gonna pay me to have the summer, and maybe the fall off.
Will work for absinthe.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 216
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 10:29 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I've been going about it all wrong. I take lots of time off, I play pool, I get there late and leave early.

Maybe I can get fired for "Attitude". I hear that's a legitimate reason in Absinthetown.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1594
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 10:01 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well, Icky, all I can say is what worked for me-Always max out your raises, run a clean, organized, efficient place w/good product, be well liked and respected.
Then sit back and wait for the axe!!
Will work for absinthe.
Pataphysician (Pataphysician)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Pataphysician

Post Number: 556
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 8:52 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Work is for chumps.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 212
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 8:14 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Damn, I want to be unemployed too. Can anyone help me?
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 185
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 7:53 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yeah, I don't know wether to open up a new office or relax and enjoy the summer.
Goth Girls Rule!!!
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1591
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 7:39 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

No better time of year to be unemployed!
Will work for absinthe.
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 182
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 6:06 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Welcome to the world of the employmentaly challenged Louchie!
Goth Girls Rule!!!
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1586
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 5:12 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Real Life has to go!
It's not just the fuckin' Internet.
Will work for absinthe.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 211
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2003 - 12:42 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

The crickets seem to chirp loudest about this time... on this day of the week.
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3376
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Friday, May 2, 2003 - 6:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Are you ready LL?

Chirp this...
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1584
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Friday, May 2, 2003 - 6:16 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

chirp, chirp, chirp
Will work for absinthe.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 193
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Thursday, May 1, 2003 - 11:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

They're all in chat....
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1556
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Thursday, May 1, 2003 - 10:58 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

chirp, chirp, chirp
Will work for absinthe.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1541
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Thursday, May 1, 2003 - 4:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Have 'em pay me 1/2 what I was makin' as grill jockey to be the Mayor.
Everyone write 'em!
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 183
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Thursday, May 1, 2003 - 4:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

They can't fire you. You're the Mayor! Goddamit I'm writing a letter.

ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1538
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Thursday, May 1, 2003 - 4:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Nope.
Almost 3 years of dedicated service and waitstaff groping down the chute.

Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 182
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Thursday, May 1, 2003 - 3:58 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I hope that's a joke.?
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1531
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Thursday, May 1, 2003 - 3:45 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I got fired today, I'll have a bit more free time. To bad bein' the Mayor of Absinthetown doesn't pay.
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 180
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Thursday, May 1, 2003 - 8:32 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Get your AUTHENTIC SUISSE Chirping Crickets right here folks. Can you hear them?

Somebody wake the Liver.

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