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mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 204
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Thursday, May 8, 2003 - 5:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Maxwell's silver hammer!
Goth Girls Rule!!!
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1650
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, May 7, 2003 - 6:41 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I hadda use the duct tape to strap my johnson to my leg because I was so excited to get the newel post fixed. That, and I always work nekkid.

I learned a long, long time ago that a BFH-big fuckin' hammer, will fix damn near anything. Either that or break it so bad you don't give a shit about it anymore.
Will work for absinthe.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1649
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, May 7, 2003 - 6:39 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

DYI=DoYourItself.

Like, duh.
Will work for absinthe.
Semi Gifted Amateur (Masque)
Mousquetaire
Username: Masque

Post Number: 30
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Wednesday, May 7, 2003 - 1:12 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sometimes you have to duct it in order to... never mind. Wrong thought.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 238
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Tuesday, May 6, 2003 - 11:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wise man say, "If you can't Duct it, Fuck it"!
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 506
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, May 6, 2003 - 11:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

DYI = drunken, dyslexic home repair.
Hey Liver, still got all your fingee's? You forgot the duct tape. It can't possibly be fixed right if you didn't use duct tape. But you'll go far since you understand the principle that everything can be fixed with a bigger hammer. The 4 pounder was a good choice.
C'est ma santé
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 237
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Tuesday, May 6, 2003 - 11:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Divorced Young Idiot
Dull Your Intelligence
Do Your InebriatedsisterinKentucky
Do Yourself In
?
I dunno, what is DYI
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3384
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Tuesday, May 6, 2003 - 10:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

What's DYI?
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1634
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, May 6, 2003 - 9:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I fixed the loose newel post at the bottom of the stairway. A neat bit of DYI involving:
Ma Leevs knocking on the floor.
WD-40 (Can't beat it!).
Hammer.
Vise grips.
Big ass crescent wrench.
1x4 wood.
Saw.
4 lb. sledge.

You'd have been proud of my jockey riggin', Roscoe!

Will work for absinthe.

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