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mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 262
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 7:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

No wonder why ET's finger glowed!
Ich mag Senf auch!!!
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 968
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 6:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


quote:

And why is it that the aliens who like to do anal probes always land in the U.S.???



I think it was RA Wilson who said that, while he was open to the idea of extraterrestrial visitation, he was skeptical of the idea that Whitley Streiber's bunghole was so tasty that an advanced civilzation would travel across the galaxy to repeatedly probe it.
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 234
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 5:19 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

And why is it that the aliens who like to do anal probes always land in the U.S.???

Maybe they saw Deliverance and think that's how to make friends with us. Squeel!!!
Ich mag Senf auch!!!
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1709
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 4:55 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

To answer your question-Because we are, by and large, a bunch of assholes.
Will work for absinthe.
Carl Guderian (Bjacques)
le Duc
Username: Bjacques

Post Number: 258
Registered: 4-2001
Posted on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 2:49 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

And why is it that the aliens who like to do anal probes always land in the U.S.???

(and, not quite related...)

"The Evil queen said she's going to ream us with 20" cattle prods and I'm still waiting!" - Squeezit, from "Forbidden Zone"
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3392
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Thursday, May 8, 2003 - 8:49 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

*probe*
Kallisti (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1040
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Thursday, May 8, 2003 - 8:45 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

the good thing about storage spaces ... you don't see things for 7 years on end.

ran across this last night:


take me!  take meeeee!!!!


I painted that at er, age 10 I think ... no wonder x-files was my favorite.
A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere. - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

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