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mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 289
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 9:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The biggest phoney in American politics. Its harder to find Hillary in New York than it is to find Opie! I hear she may be comming back to the state just long enough to run for a secound term.
How sweet life can be when the misery of ones existance is blurred by slight intoxication!!!
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 526
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 9:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"I've been thinking- Hillarious Rodme Clinton for president. Bring on the free handouts!"



I think the kids got the right idea!
C'est ma santé
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 974
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 7:52 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Having spent the better part of 1997-1999 out of work, I can say that long-term unemployment is every bit as unpleasant as holding down a job, and the pay is much worse. Believe it or not, having too much free time almost guarantees you will never get anything done.
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 280
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 5:52 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Fuck politics-give me a drink!
Ich mag Senf auch!!!
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1741
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 2:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

We Amish are apolitical.
Will work for absinthe.
Pastor of Muppets (Emmy)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Emmy

Post Number: 134
Registered: 9-2001


Posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 10:43 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

ah you can do better than that, mattster... join me and hobgobbers in pinkotown!
Semi Gifted Amateur (Masque)
Mousquetaire
Username: Masque

Post Number: 39
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 9:10 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

That was probably the most obscene thing I have ever seen you post, Mattm3.
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 271
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 6:50 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Bein' a gainfully employed, exemplary, hard workin' drunk is a bit of a task.

I used to be! Like I used to be a Republican, now that I'm enjoying unemployment I've been thinking- Hillarious Rodme Clinton for president. Bring on the free handouts!
Ich mag Senf auch!!!
Althea (Rosietwobears)
le Vicomte
Username: Rosietwobears

Post Number: 72
Registered: 10-2002


Posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 3:28 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

i dont have a job... ive never looked at myself as unemployed before though.
Absinthe maketh the heart grow fonder
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1735
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, May 12, 2003 - 2:16 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Bein' an unemployed drunk is cliche. Bein' a gainfully employed, exemplary, hard workin' drunk is a bit of a task.
Will work for absinthe.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 281
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, May 12, 2003 - 6:52 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"cuppa joe"? Damn Liver, you're working as an artist for the Gov't, no reason for sobriety.
Cunning Stunt (Celticgent)
le Vicomte
Username: Celticgent

Post Number: 88
Registered: 10-2002


Posted on Monday, May 12, 2003 - 6:21 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Work is SO overrated.
(they look at you so funny when you ask for the children's section in Victoria's Secret)
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1731
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, May 12, 2003 - 5:52 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

It hasn't even been 2 weeks yet, and I must say that I am enjoying the time off. My 26 weeks of commissioned idleness officially commence today because I got severance pay.
I raise a cuppa joe to all my non-working brethren here!
Will work for absinthe.
Pataphysician (Pataphysician)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Pataphysician

Post Number: 565
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 8:22 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I've got my hand up over here! Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Actually freelance jobs are increasingly horning in on my federally paid vacation.
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 970
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 8:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Come August, I'll have been employed for 4 years straight (3 years at the same job), the longest period of my life. I did all my unemployment time back when the economy was good, ironically...
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 260
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 7:22 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

A new common bond I wonder if drnking absinthe causes unemployment?
Ich mag Senf auch!!!
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 520
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 5:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Only 15 Fluffy. But the first couple weeks will be mellow.
C'est ma santé
Pastor of Muppets (Emmy)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Emmy

Post Number: 130
Registered: 9-2001


Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 5:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

yo
MC Pee Pants (Fluffy_g)
Mousquetaire
Username: Fluffy_g

Post Number: 43
Registered: 3-2003


Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 4:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yay! 16hr days for Crosby!
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 518
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 4:16 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

My days of being unemployed end tomorrow. Enjoy, I did.
C'est ma santé
Karl (Raschied)
le Duc
Username: Raschied

Post Number: 313
Registered: 3-2002


Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 2:16 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Me.
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago.
Pontiac - We build Excitement.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1729
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 1:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sound off now!

Me.
Smuttttty.

Who else?
Will work for absinthe.

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