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Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 609
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Friday, June 13, 2003 - 6:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


C'est ma santé
Masqued Reveler (Nolamour)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Nolamour

Post Number: 672
Registered: 5-2002


Posted on Tuesday, June 10, 2003 - 8:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

http://www.new-orleans.la.us/home/nopd/press.php
Laissez le Bon Temps Rouler!
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1992
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 31, 2003 - 4:32 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Nah, Snaky, we're here for the full 30 years. You can't buy entertainment like this. I only watch TV to see what the weather is gonna be.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
Barsnake (Barsnake)
le Duc
Username: Barsnake

Post Number: 190
Registered: 4-2002


Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 10:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

ummm LL - mebbe you should move
and the beat goes on...
MC Peepants (Fluffy_g)
le Vicomte
Username: Fluffy_g

Post Number: 78
Registered: 3-2003


Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 7:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oh-Uh Maybe he was getting his little bro to case houses for him. That or the scuse me kids just trying to get some sugary candy from da mayor.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1984
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 1:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Today's installment-RC gets busted.
The oldest PakiBoy, 'Scuse Me's big brother got caught doin' a B+E.

Hi, what're ya havin'?
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1982
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 5:48 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Turns out the car chase involved the chick w/the Camaro Icky alluded to at one point. And yes, she does crack.
Livin' in the city is a hoot!
Hi, what're ya havin'?
Darrin, Stalker of Head (Traineraz)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Traineraz

Post Number: 913
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Wednesday, May 28, 2003 - 9:29 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Golly gee whiz, I live in the 'hood too, but all I ever hear around here is a gunshot or five.

"911, what is your emergency?"
"I heard gunshots about a block away."
"Do you hear anyone screaming, or a vehicle speeding away?"
"Well, no . . ."
"Thank you for your call." <click>

That's the response when ya live in Sugar Hill.

A few days later, I get a call. "Hello, I'm calling on behalf of the Fraternal Order of Police. Do you believe that it's important to support our officers in this difficult time?"

"I thought that was why I paid taxes. Thank you for your call." <CLICK>

He who would sacrifice liberty for security deserves neither.

-- Thus Spake Zoboomafoo
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1965
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, May 28, 2003 - 4:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

In tonight's installement-Stolen car chase ends 1/2 block away w/one miscreant bailing and driver taken to the hoosegow.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1938
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 8:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well, actually, you are right!

Hee, hee!
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The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 367
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 12:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Prolly took 'em 2 days to start smellin' the body. Dudes been dead a while...
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1935
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 12:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Dumbass, that was 2 nights ago.
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The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 365
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 9:24 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Prolly caught site of you last night dancin' around in yer birthday suit.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1928
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 8:00 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

And now this morning-
Ya know that guy who lives on the 3rd floor across the alley? In the house where the guy who left the Homie Bar w/the hot chick lives? They found him deader than a muthafucka this morning in his apartment.
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mattm3 (Mattm3)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 442
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 4:38 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Survivor #5 in Louchie's back yard. Now that would be cool.
How sweet life can be when the misery of ones existance is blurred by slight intoxication!!!

August Strindburg http://www.skumpy.com/eha/absinthe.html
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 357
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 9:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

or where they least expect it...
MC Peepants (Fluffy_g)
le Vicomte
Username: Fluffy_g

Post Number: 69
Registered: 3-2003


Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 8:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Its funner to watch folks whilst hidding in da shrubberies. Then ya jump out and give em the hose when they least expect it.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1922
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 8:34 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Why do people watch TV?
Hi, what're ya havin'?
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1921
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 8:33 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

And then the couple just now, where he is carrying the baby so she can push the overloaded baby carriage topped up w/"reclaimed" garbage bags. She looks up to see the Nazi Poster Boy in one window, then have the Wonder Dog bark at her from the next.
At the corner, she almost dumps the whole shebang in the big puddle of water. Of course, the Machismo Man won't help. He's got the kid, and is pointing out more potential trash to grab.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1917
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 7:55 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

And a staggering mess of drunkosity alomost got clocked by a speeding Yo-mobile trying to re-enact a scene from 2 Fast 2 Furious.

Plus, 2 enterprising 'hoodniks cleaned all the cans out of our recycling bin scoring big on the nickel a ton they'll get for taking the empties in.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1913
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 5:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

So, I'm sitting in the bar. My bar, in my house. The one that adjoins the yard.
-Well look at that. There goes Michael Williams rounding the turn and sprinting down the alley (he was a dishwasher at the Hilton when I worked there 8 years ago. That's how I knew who he was. Grabbed the mic at the Xmas party from the frightened GM to thank the Allentown Hilton and Mr. O'Boyle (the GM) for the opportunity to win the prize he got. Made the police blotter in the local rag 2 weeks in a row for DUI not too long after that. Real standup guy). Huh.
-And here comes a 60 year old drunk who lives w/mommy the drunk in hot, well, not so hot pursuit, but trying real hard.
-And goddammed if he ain't all bloody about the head and face and screaming indecipherable things.
-In the house and up the stairs to ask the Missus if she saw the 'Hood 500 and here comes Bloody Boy back down the alley, empty handed and short a pint of the red stuff from the looks of things. Gots ta train harder pal!
-1, no 2 cop cars whoosh down the street, lights and sirens.
-Ambulance siren soon thereafter, better check.
-Homie Bar!!!!!!!!!
Hi, what're ya havin'?

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