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mattm3 (Mattm3)
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Post Number: 451
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Wednesday, May 28, 2003 - 5:02 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Great for the "frat-boy" towel whip thing.Sccchhhhmack!!!
How sweet life can be when the misery of ones existance is blurred by slight intoxication!!!

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Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 11:22 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sometimes you can't give
"just a towel" away.

ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
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Post Number: 1945
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Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 8:24 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sometimes a towel is just a towel.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
mattm3 (Mattm3)
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Post Number: 446
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Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 6:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

So nice, so warm and fuzzy, cuddling up to it is a pleasure unto itself. Ooops that's not a towel!
How sweet life can be when the misery of ones existance is blurred by slight intoxication!!!

August Strindburg http://www.skumpy.com/eha/absinthe.html
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Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 4:16 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think he's a little slighted since
he went to IKEA, suffered through the
maze, crowds and swedish meatballs just
to get some nice clean towels and all.

*quietly putting mine back into to the
brief case so as not to rile him*
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
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Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 12:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sometimes a towel is just a towel.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
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Post Number: 363
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 9:21 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

You are going to have to help me here. I've been following the discussion of my towel with interest, but I have no idea WH-at the hell you are talking about!

I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
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Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 8:38 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

THE HITCHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY SAYS...

"Don't leave home without your towel"

emphasis on your
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
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Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 8:09 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sometimes a towel is just a towel.

This ain't one of those times.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
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Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 7:59 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

My wubbie is RED HOT
Your towel ain't diddley squat!
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
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Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 1:14 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

But, if you do spill it, at least you've got your own towel.
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MC Peepants (Fluffy_g)
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Registered: 3-2003


Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 10:24 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hee Hee!
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
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Post Number: 360
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 10:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

No, dinky-size is a step below that.

Unless you're talking alcohol. Then it's 2X Crosby-size, and doesn't end up on the floor.
Crosby (Crosby)
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Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 10:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

No, that would be an Icky's Dinky Twinkie size.
C'est ma santé
MC Peepants (Fluffy_g)
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Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 10:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

That would be dinky sized.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
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Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 10:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Silly me, I thought "crosby-size-it" meant make it smaller...
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
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Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 9:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ask any girl,
have finger,
will travel...


Louchy lou, always the size queen.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
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Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 8:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

OK Lib-Bell Clanger. I guess the correlation between hands and shlong don't always apply.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
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Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 8:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oh that's right.
I forgot you ain't noodlin' with
the generous cigar stubs that ol'
Heady Head is sportin'. Two fingers
from skinny man ain't gonna put much
of a dent in it.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
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Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 8:29 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Prolly 4oz. That gives the 3:1. 2 sugary cubans. Add icy cubans until the glass is topped off. All whilst on the drip.

2 fingers? For a pint? Nah! Wh-eat TWh-in Boy.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
Crosby (Crosby)
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Post Number: 587
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Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 8:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It's easy for me, I pour to the bottom of the etched Truckee Brewing Co. logo.
C'est ma santé
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
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Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 8:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Two fingers or more.

What kinda bartender are yah?
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
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Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 7:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

1st time drinking absinthe by the pint. At least I measured the dose! I likes. Less trips to the LL NYC sink. Less waiting. More fairies of the 2nd rank to be had in a hurry.
Hi, what're ya havin'?

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