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sicboy (Sicboy13)
le Duc
Username: Sicboy13

Post Number: 119
Registered: 1-2002


Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 8:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Louchey-Your a TarBender? I'm callin ya "moe" from now on.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1919
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 8:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

And you'll die young because of it.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 586
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 8:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I have and I do.
C'est ma santé
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1914
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 7:46 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

So, call me the Great Enabler.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 585
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 6:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Seems the bar has had to put up new warning signs since The Liver started work:


C'est ma santé
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1799
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 4:02 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

You can clearly see the beer implant in my gut.

The thujone is was causes me to only be able to look to my left.
Will work for absinthe.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 326
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Sunday, May 18, 2003 - 10:58 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Poor boy looks disformed... must be an overdose of THUJONE!
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 543
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, May 18, 2003 - 10:52 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


Very frightening!!!
C'est ma santé
MC Peepants (Fluffy_g)
le Vicomte
Username: Fluffy_g

Post Number: 55
Registered: 3-2003


Posted on Sunday, May 18, 2003 - 10:34 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yuck! Oh the horror of imagination. LL w/a pair of big floppy sausage tits.... EEEWWW!
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 325
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Sunday, May 18, 2003 - 9:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

He may have to get implants first.
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 381
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Sunday, May 18, 2003 - 9:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Louchie come to Fredonia ,NY and work at Smutty's
How sweet life can be when the misery of ones existance is blurred by slight intoxication!!!

August Strindburg
2LY!!! (2loucheltrec)
le Duc
Username: 2loucheltrec

Post Number: 283
Registered: 3-2002


Posted on Sunday, May 18, 2003 - 4:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Well then, move out from the dimly lit back of the house, to all the glory and fame of the front of the house"

i don't need all that glory and fame stuff... but...
i do venture out every so often... i've played host and seated people.... and played innkeeper and checked people into their rooms... played wine steward and served wine and champagne. my titles (officially) are sous-chef and tavern/beverage manager, most of my bartending is for the helpless waitrons from a service bar we have downstairs for the restaurant, we also have a seperate tavern upstairs with it's own bartender.
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 370
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Sunday, May 18, 2003 - 5:42 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Candida" isn't that a bacterial infection!
How sweet life can be when the misery of ones existance is blurred by slight intoxication!!!

August Strindburg
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1792
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, May 18, 2003 - 12:35 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Not Candida's, the Clarion. The endless rotation of hotel clientele. $5 tips on $15 checks. Only 2.5 blocks away. The Cavalier RS's days are numbered. About time to kiss the junker "buh, bye now" 'Hood life only gets sweeter.
Will work for absinthe.
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 359
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Saturday, May 17, 2003 - 11:56 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Come to Smutty's were everyone knows your pseudonym
How sweet life can be when the misery of ones existance is blurred by slight intoxication!!!
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 317
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Saturday, May 17, 2003 - 11:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sorry dude, you're shut off!
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3412
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 17, 2003 - 11:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well shit, piss and MOTHER FUCK!
Pour me another one!
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 316
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Saturday, May 17, 2003 - 11:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well then, move out from the dimly lit back of the house, to all the glory and fame of the front of the house.
2LY!!! (2loucheltrec)
le Duc
Username: 2loucheltrec

Post Number: 282
Registered: 3-2002


Posted on Saturday, May 17, 2003 - 10:46 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Too friendly to be a cook."

hey!!! i resemble that remark you fucks!!!
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 315
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Saturday, May 17, 2003 - 8:23 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Congrats. I'll teach you the secret handshake the next time I'm in town.

Should I assume you're the newest talent at Candida?

I always thought you'd be a good bartender. Too friendly to be a cook.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1784
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 17, 2003 - 6:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Not a job. A noble profession. BARMAN!
Good enough for Shane MacGowan, good enough for me. Peeps show their love for me w/their wallets.
Will work for absinthe.
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 351
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Saturday, May 17, 2003 - 6:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Shit Cros you gotta way with cuttin To tha juguler.
How sweet life can be when the misery of ones existance is blurred by slight intoxication!!!
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 542
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 17, 2003 - 6:23 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Kinda reminds me of a junkie becoming a pharmacist.
C'est ma santé
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 349
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Saturday, May 17, 2003 - 6:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Louchie, how could you. A job,WTF!!!
How sweet life can be when the misery of ones existance is blurred by slight intoxication!!!
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1781
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 17, 2003 - 6:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Meaning me. People did, and seemed to enjoy the transaction. Flew solo today in my new, part-time (for now) career as barman. After 6 hours "training" yesterday. Never did it before in my life.
I love it. A noble profession, to be sure. I am your ambassador of booze!
Will work for absinthe.

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