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Semi Gifted Amateur (Masque)
le Vicomte
Username: Masque
Post Number: 56
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 28, 2003 - 12:56 am: |   |
Hello, GTA-VC!
Gonne wear the button-up shirtwith all the chest hair showing?
Absinthe High, Class of 2003 |
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus
Post Number: 369
Registered: 4-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 9:47 pm: | |
It would've been a trip back to the late 80's if I pulled up in the PORSCHE. Pony tail flyin', red paint all shiny, and miami vice cranked over the stereo... |
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver
Post Number: 1949
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 8:55 pm: | |
Thank god we didn't have to see the Porshe penis enhancer.
Hi, what're ya havin'? |
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby
Post Number: 591
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 8:28 pm: | |
Watching Dinky with his towel qualifies as porn. Sick ass porn anyway.
C'est ma santé |
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver
Post Number: 1940
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 8:15 pm: | |
What's porn?
Hi, what're ya havin'? |
mattm3 (Mattm3)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Mattm3
Post Number: 449
Registered: 4-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 7:04 pm: | |
I love lesbians!
How sweet life can be when the misery of ones existance is blurred by slight intoxication!!!
August Strindburg http://www.skumpy.com/eha/absinthe.html |
Strom Thurmond (Mogan_david)
le Duc
Username: Mogan_david
Post Number: 292
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 6:20 pm: | |
Head,
You remind me of my friend who hates strawberries. He feels cheated, but he still hates them.
Lesbian maniacs, I've seen Lesbian Maniacs 3 at the store, but was afraid I wouldn't catch on to the story having missed one and two. Care to give me a quick synopsis so that I can feel better about getting three. It looks SO GOOD!
(On the third glas of absinthe now, I appologize if I seem loopy) |
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis
Post Number: 3471
Registered: 1-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 5:54 pm: | |
I savor my porn fella. Love it!
I can differentiate between fantasy
and reality though, most of the time.
A Batwanger has both of 'em. Labia and
a schlong.
I don't mind your input, I'll take your
words to heart. Everytime I watch
"Lesbian Maniacs" I feel cheated, perhaps
I won't feel so out of place this time. |
Strom Thurmond (Mogan_david)
le Duc
Username: Mogan_david
Post Number: 291
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 5:40 pm: | |
Head,
You take your porn a little to seriously. Porn is something to be experienced from a distance. You are never part of porn, you are supposed to simply be an admirer of beauty and sex. Who gives a shit if the girls need or want you, as long as they are having fun.
Then again who the fuck am I to tell you how to enjoy your porn.
Batwangers, never heard that one. I have heard "Queer as a football bat" but I don't think it's quite the same thing.
BTW, Emmy, I enjoy your poetry. You shouldn't try to write poorly you might spoil your gift. |
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis
Post Number: 3470
Registered: 1-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 5:22 pm: | |
It makes more sense to me
(as a man) to be watching
two men together than to be
watching two women together.
Despite it's design toward me
(a heterosexual male)
I watch it and I think...
Those girls don't need me or my penis.
And what business is it of mine to be
watching them fuck?
I really prefer to watch the Batwangers
do it. Now there's some fun porn. |
Pastor of Muppets (Emmy)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Emmy
Post Number: 175
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 5:21 pm: | |
hehe i read nerve now and then... i was tempted to write something for that contest, but i just couldn't bring myself to do it :D |
Strom Thurmond (Mogan_david)
le Duc
Username: Mogan_david
Post Number: 290
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 4:49 pm: | |
I have to agree with you about written porn. Though Anne Rice has been able to get me off when she's not getting to gay. (man on man that is, chick on chick is fine with me.)
However I said really, really, really bad porn. The two other really's apply.
BTW, who the fuck decided that there should be two l's in really and only one in always. It just pisses me off. |
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis
Post Number: 3468
Registered: 1-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 4:08 pm: | |
I'd just like to say,
if I have to work at
it... (i.e. read it)
it's already
"bad porn"
to me.
|
Strom Thurmond (Mogan_david)
le Duc
Username: Mogan_david
Post Number: 289
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 10:17 am: | |
What can you say about stuff that really sucks, but pass it on for others to enjoy.
http://www.nerve.com/fiction/baderotica/baderotica/
She woke with the taste of his turgid penis on her lips. Even though he was gone, his juices and manhood lingered in her mind and on her cloying lips like Vaseline. The events of the previous night came racing back to her, clogging her mind with visions of ecstasy.
She had never known a man like Julio before. When he came and boldly sat next to her, the musky scent of his manliness turned her from tigress to gentle kitten. She belonged to him before his supple buttocks pressed aggressively against the tattered faux-leather covering of the barstool. |
