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balzdeep (Swarez)
Mousquetaire
Username: Swarez

Post Number: 24
Registered: 12-2002


Posted on Sunday, June 8, 2003 - 2:47 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hey, now -- don't be making fun of us who rode the "short bus" to school!
Hell, at least I can lick myself...
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 390
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Saturday, June 7, 2003 - 10:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ruht-Rho Rhaggy!
Traineraz (Traineraz)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Traineraz

Post Number: 921
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Saturday, June 7, 2003 - 9:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Only a VW Bus . . . the Mystery Machine, with the Scooby Doo gang in it.
He who would sacrifice liberty for security deserves neither.

-- Thus Spake Zoboomafoo
Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3503
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Saturday, June 7, 2003 - 1:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

What kind of bus?

Short bus or the "Dog"
I have a chauffers license
from Dr. K.

...and as always "I like to help"
Darrin, Stalker of Head (Traineraz)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Traineraz

Post Number: 918
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 - 1:50 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

But he could just have a debilitating heart attack or stroke or tummy cancer . . . or diabetes if he's obese, and have his feets chopped off and go blind.

I think I'd rather die healthy being hit by a bus than in "assisted living" for 10 years.
He who would sacrifice liberty for security deserves neither.

-- Thus Spake Zoboomafoo
Green Meanie (Greenmeanie)
le Duc
Username: Greenmeanie

Post Number: 312
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 5:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Got it! Thanks. Mind not functioning on all cylinders. Back thrown out, enjoying the effects of Loritab 10!!
Ober-Gruppen Fuhrer
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1066
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 10:55 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

and thank you Perruche!

Yes, that is exactly his point. Sorry, I hammered that out without completing my thought the other day.
“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Pervert Euchre (Perruche_verte)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Perruche_verte

Post Number: 471
Registered: 12-2000


Posted on Tuesday, June 3, 2003 - 9:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

My guess is, he thinks a good, hard. fast coronary event beats a slow and debilitating death any day of the week. I'm inclined to agree.
"Drink accomplished what God did not." --Marguerite Duras
Green Meanie (Greenmeanie)
le Duc
Username: Greenmeanie

Post Number: 311
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Tuesday, June 3, 2003 - 8:43 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

OKAAAAYYYY.... Why?
Ober-Gruppen Fuhrer
Kallisti (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1064
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Monday, June 2, 2003 - 2:36 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

My uncle says that everytime time he comes back from visiting an old friend who is going senile, has had a stroke, or is failing from one of the 23873 age related illnesses, he has a cheddarwurst.
“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Barsnake (Barsnake)
le Duc
Username: Barsnake

Post Number: 189
Registered: 4-2002


Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 10:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oh - I thought it was origHAMi...
and the beat goes on...
Spoon Boy (Absinthespoon)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Absinthespoon

Post Number: 300
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 6:51 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Those pictures of hot dogs cut in various ways reminds me of sociology class in college when we had to watch a film about the aborigines. I had to cover my eyes...
Barsnake (Barsnake)
le Duc
Username: Barsnake

Post Number: 188
Registered: 4-2002


Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 4:52 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"The only way to go,.... no use dying healthy."


Words to live by...

Whenever Mrs. Barsnake starts ragging on me about living a healthier lifestyle I tell her "Richard Burton lived longer than Jim Fix!"
and the beat goes on...
Pataphysician (Pataphysician)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Pataphysician

Post Number: 595
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 3:23 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

They say smoking takes 5 years off your life. But those are the worst 5 years anyway.
Jay & The Imp (Thegreenimp)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Thegreenimp

Post Number: 294
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 12:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Da Mayor Sez: "Lesee, I had martinis for din-dins, BMs for b'fast, and now g+t's for lunch. I feel lovely! Diet is over-rated."

The only way to go,.... no use dying healthy. When you go broken down, and worn out at least you know you are not being cheated out of anything. (I once drove past a skinny jogger who was being bagged by the ambulance attendants, after having a heart attack jogging in the Houston heat and humidity)
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 600
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 12:16 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I like Hot Dogs! I don't particularly need Hot Dog art.
C'est ma santé
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1983
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 12:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Gimpy sez:
"From one who never eats right."
Lesee, I had martinis for din-dins, BMs for b'fast, and now g+t's for lunch. I feel lovely! Diet is over-rated.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
Jay & The Imp (Thegreenimp)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Thegreenimp

Post Number: 293
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 11:44 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Aw go on!....What doesn't kill us, makes us stronger!
(From one who never eats right)
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 378
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 11:19 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I still won't eat them (bleh).
Kallisti (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1063
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 10:05 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

and their HOT DOGS



“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net

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