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balzdeep (Swarez)
Mousquetaire
Username: Swarez
Post Number: 24
Registered: 12-2002
| | Posted on Sunday, June 8, 2003 - 2:47 am: |   |
Hey, now -- don't be making fun of us who rode the "short bus" to school!
Hell, at least I can lick myself... |
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus
Post Number: 390
Registered: 4-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 7, 2003 - 10:39 pm: | |
Ruht-Rho Rhaggy! |
Traineraz (Traineraz)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Traineraz
Post Number: 921
Registered: 5-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, June 7, 2003 - 9:37 pm: | |
Only a VW Bus . . . the Mystery Machine, with the Scooby Doo gang in it.
He who would sacrifice liberty for security deserves neither.
 -- Thus Spake Zoboomafoo |
Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis
Post Number: 3503
Registered: 1-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, June 7, 2003 - 1:48 pm: | |
What kind of bus?
Short bus or the "Dog"
I have a chauffers license
from Dr. K.
...and as always "I like to help"
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Darrin, Stalker of Head (Traineraz)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Traineraz
Post Number: 918
Registered: 5-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 - 1:50 pm: | |
But he could just have a debilitating heart attack or stroke or tummy cancer . . . or diabetes if he's obese, and have his feets chopped off and go blind.
I think I'd rather die healthy being hit by a bus than in "assisted living" for 10 years.
He who would sacrifice liberty for security deserves neither.
-- Thus Spake Zoboomafoo |
Green Meanie (Greenmeanie)
le Duc
Username: Greenmeanie
Post Number: 312
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 5:37 pm: | |
Got it! Thanks. Mind not functioning on all cylinders. Back thrown out, enjoying the effects of Loritab 10!!
Ober-Gruppen Fuhrer |
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin
Post Number: 1066
Registered: 1-1998
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 10:55 am: | |
and thank you Perruche!
Yes, that is exactly his point. Sorry, I hammered that out without completing my thought the other day.
“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880
http://www.feeverte.net |
Pervert Euchre (Perruche_verte)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Perruche_verte
Post Number: 471
Registered: 12-2000
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 3, 2003 - 9:38 pm: | |
My guess is, he thinks a good, hard. fast coronary event beats a slow and debilitating death any day of the week. I'm inclined to agree.
"Drink accomplished what God did not." --Marguerite Duras |
Green Meanie (Greenmeanie)
le Duc
Username: Greenmeanie
Post Number: 311
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 3, 2003 - 8:43 pm: | |
OKAAAAYYYY.... Why?
Ober-Gruppen Fuhrer |
Kallisti (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin
Post Number: 1064
Registered: 1-1998
| | Posted on Monday, June 2, 2003 - 2:36 pm: | |
My uncle says that everytime time he comes back from visiting an old friend who is going senile, has had a stroke, or is failing from one of the 23873 age related illnesses, he has a cheddarwurst.
“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880
http://www.feeverte.net |
Barsnake (Barsnake)
le Duc
Username: Barsnake
Post Number: 189
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 10:27 pm: | |
Oh - I thought it was origHAMi...
and the beat goes on... |
Spoon Boy (Absinthespoon)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Absinthespoon
Post Number: 300
Registered: 7-2001
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 6:51 pm: | |
Those pictures of hot dogs cut in various ways reminds me of sociology class in college when we had to watch a film about the aborigines. I had to cover my eyes... |
Barsnake (Barsnake)
le Duc
Username: Barsnake
Post Number: 188
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 4:52 pm: | |
"The only way to go,.... no use dying healthy."
  
Words to live by...
Whenever Mrs. Barsnake starts ragging on me about living a healthier lifestyle I tell her "Richard Burton lived longer than Jim Fix!"
and the beat goes on... |
Pataphysician (Pataphysician)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Pataphysician
Post Number: 595
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 3:23 pm: | |
They say smoking takes 5 years off your life. But those are the worst 5 years anyway. |
Jay & The Imp (Thegreenimp)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Thegreenimp
Post Number: 294
Registered: 7-2001
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 12:38 pm: | |
Da Mayor Sez: "Lesee, I had martinis for din-dins, BMs for b'fast, and now g+t's for lunch. I feel lovely! Diet is over-rated."
The only way to go,.... no use dying healthy. When you go broken down, and worn out at least you know you are not being cheated out of anything. (I once drove past a skinny jogger who was being bagged by the ambulance attendants, after having a heart attack jogging in the Houston heat and humidity) |
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby
Post Number: 600
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 12:16 pm: | |
I like Hot Dogs! I don't particularly need Hot Dog art.
C'est ma santé |
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver
Post Number: 1983
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 12:13 pm: | |
Gimpy sez:
"From one who never eats right."
Lesee, I had martinis for din-dins, BMs for b'fast, and now g+t's for lunch. I feel lovely! Diet is over-rated.
Hi, what're ya havin'? |
Jay & The Imp (Thegreenimp)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Thegreenimp
Post Number: 293
Registered: 7-2001
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 11:44 am: | |
Aw go on!....What doesn't kill us, makes us stronger!
(From one who never eats right) |
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus
Post Number: 378
Registered: 4-2003
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 11:19 am: | |
I still won't eat them (bleh). |
Kallisti (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin
Post Number: 1063
Registered: 1-1998
| | Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 10:05 am: | |
and their HOT DOGS
“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880
http://www.feeverte.net |
