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Mssr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
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Posted on Saturday, July 26, 2003 - 12:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

OH THAT'S BAAAD!


OH THAT'S REALLY BAAAAAD!!!!!!


GO LIVE !!!
Pataphysician (Pataphysician)
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Posted on Monday, July 14, 2003 - 6:36 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Maybe pirates didn't sound like retards in the Renaissance, but possibly much later, when this movie takes place.
Turd Ferguson (Turdferguson)
le Vicomte
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Posted on Sunday, July 13, 2003 - 9:47 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I just saw this movie last night. It's great!
Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba B-
Georgie Boy (Mighty Fine Young Man) (Lediablevert)
le Vicomte
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Post Number: 83
Registered: 6-2003


Posted on Sunday, July 13, 2003 - 1:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


quote:

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!




I have the sneaking suspicion that not all
pirates back in the renaissance days
sounded like retards.
>-I AM TROLLING FOR WALLEYE*> >--walleye-/*>
>----walleye--/*>
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
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Posted on Sunday, July 13, 2003 - 12:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

OK, that was just fun.

And I want a pirate monkey.
Pastor of Muppets (Emmy)
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Posted on Friday, July 11, 2003 - 12:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/000690.html
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
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Posted on Friday, July 11, 2003 - 10:23 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

did you notice that the eye popping dress wearing pirate is the one and only Quizmaster Keenan from the new hit comedy "THE OFFICE" on BBCAmerica?

I did.


“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

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Pataphysician (Pataphysician)
Elitist Bastard
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Posted on Friday, July 11, 2003 - 6:33 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

There may have been some implied buggery amongst the two dress-wearing pirates. There was some wise-crack/double-entendre about them that I couldn't quite make out.
Alphasoixante (Alphasoixante)
le Duc
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Registered: 9-2001


Posted on Friday, July 11, 2003 - 5:06 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Was there any buggery?"

i believe the correct term is "jolly rodgering."
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
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Posted on Thursday, July 10, 2003 - 9:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

yes! its actually a front for some education support thingie for kids, but the store wasn't zoned for non-profit, so they put a mostly decor based pirate shop in the front. brilliant.


“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Bescançon (Bescançon)
Mousquetaire
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Posted on Thursday, July 10, 2003 - 7:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ever been to the Pirate Store in San Fran? I bought me timbers a skull shaped soap and a meter o' rope there...
Sadly found no treasure maps though.
"Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody."--Holden Caulfield
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
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Posted on Thursday, July 10, 2003 - 12:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well, the way Depp was acting I was sure he *wanted* to bugger someone.


“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
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Posted on Thursday, July 10, 2003 - 12:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm waiting until Saturday, when all my friends are going dressed up.

Was there any buggery? A movie with such pretty, pretty men in it should have a LITTLE buggery...
Marc Chevalier (Chevalier)
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Posted on Thursday, July 10, 2003 - 10:00 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Pataphysician (Pataphysician)
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Posted on Thursday, July 10, 2003 - 7:57 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

No shit??! I didn't know that before. Man, I sure can spot 'em!
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
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Posted on Thursday, July 10, 2003 - 7:48 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

one interview has depp saying Richards was his inspiration. and alot of reviews noticed the same.


“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Pataphysician (Pataphysician)
Elitist Bastard
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Posted on Thursday, July 10, 2003 - 7:08 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I saw it last night, too. You can't trust my judgement because ALL pirate movies are great as far as I'm concerned. The only thing better than a pirate movie is a cowboy movie. I live for the day when they make a movie about cowboys on a pirate ship.

Johnny Depp's voice reminded me of latter-day Keith Richards. Couldn't get that out of my head.

TIP: You gotta stick around til the end of the credits to get all the monkey action.
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
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Posted on Wednesday, July 9, 2003 - 11:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

K, enough with the "AAaaaaaarrrrr[keep rolling]rrrrrr!!!!" already.

Pirates of the Caribbean was a grand freakout more in the tradition of a Warner Bros Cartoon and Lester's Three Muskateers than an Errol Flynn style swashbuckler. But O! Is it GRAND. (they even added a nod and put one of the main bucklers at the end in a muskateers outfit. at least, I HOPE that was their intention. because otherwise the costume was, Oh, a hundred years too early.)

Ok, so you'll have to overlook several gaping chasm size plot holes, but what's that between friends?

Oh, and the dumb true love ending. Thats painful too.

But HONEST. It was so much fun, I LOVED IT. It helped to see it in a crowded theater full of pirate nuts, including a bunch of badly dressed pirates in red satin bandanas complete with real parrots, as well as squealing 13 year old girls going "Aaaarrrrr!!!!" and then disolving into uncontrollable giggles (after my own heart).

Orlando Bloom is more of a hottie as an elf than a wannabe heart of gold pirate in the making, but he does have a strong resemblence to Errol Flynn when the light hits him just so.

And Johnny Depp as the flamboyantly drunken foppish pirate is astounding. Er, he reminds me ALOT of le Marquis (of sepulchritude). Alot. I hope Marquis likes the comparison.

And despite all the hilarity, the ghost pirates are actually creepy. And then they're creepy funny. All is well in creepy ghost pirate-land.

They also showed the preview for the next installment "The Haunted Mansion" and despite the main attraction being Eddy Murphy, I just might go see it. And maybe even enthusiastically.

the littlest pirate,
kallisti




“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Mssr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
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Posted on Wednesday, July 9, 2003 - 5:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oh boy!!! It's tonight!!!

GO LIVE !!!
Pataphysician (Pataphysician)
Elitist Bastard
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Post Number: 598
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Sunday, June 1, 2003 - 9:06 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Frigging in the rigging,
Wanking in the planking,
Masturbating in the grating
There was fuck all else to do.

‘Twas on the good ship Venus,
My God, you should ‘av seen us,
The figurehead was a nude in bed
Sucking a red hot penis.

The captain’s name was Slugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn’t fit to shovel shit
On any bugger’s lugger.

The first mate’s name was Paul,
He only had one ball,
But with that cracker he rolled terbaccer
Around the cabin wall.

The second mate’s name was Andy
His balls were long and bandy
They filled his arse with molten brass
For pissing in the brandy.

The first mate’s name was Morgan,
He was a grisly Gorgon,
Three times a day he strummed away
Upon his sexual organ

The captain’s wife was Mabel
And whenever she was able
She gave the crew their Daily Screw
Upon the messroom table.

The captain had a daughter
Was swimming in the water,
Delighted squeals came as the eels
Entered her sexual quarter.

A cook who’s name was Freeman,
He was a dirty demon,
He fed the crew on menstrual stew
And hymens fried in semen.

Another cook was O’Malley,
He didn’t dilly dally,
He shot his bolt with such a jolt
It whitewashed half the galley.

The Boatswain’s name was Lester,
He was a hymen tester,
Through hymens thick he shoved his prick
And left it there to fester.

The engineer was McTavish
And young girls he did ravish,
His missing cock’s at Istanbul
He was a trifle lavish.

Another one was Cropper
Oh Christ he had a whopper,
Twice round the deck
Once round his neck
And up his bum for a stopper.

The cabin boy was Kipper,
A dirty little nipper,
They stuffed his arse with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper.

The ship’s dog’s name was Rover
The whole crew did him over,
They ground and ground the faithful hound
From Singapore to Dover.

The end of this narration
Came in jubilation
For they sunk the junk in a sea of spunk,
Caused by masturbation.

So now we end this serial
Through sheer lack of material,
I wish you luck and freedom from
Diseases venereal.

Frigging in the rigging,
Wanking in the planking,
Masturbating in the grating
There was fuck all else to do.

Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
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Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 10:22 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Batten down yer trousers and prepare to be boarded!

http://www.frenchcreekboatsales.com/details.asp?File_Number=BOP12

If we can but puts together 4 and a half million dollars, the high seas shall be ours, yaaarrrr...
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
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Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 7:43 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I love the goddamn MONKEY
on the Black Pearl...

RAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
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Post Number: 3486
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 6:34 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

http://pirates.movies.go.com/


...swab the decks mateys,
Kallisti and Blackjack
be dribblin' fer shar!

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