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Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3507
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 5:36 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Tom Leykis and Divorce.

Kind'a goes hand in hand don't it?

THREAD CLOSED: Don't you tarnish my pure love! -Kallisti
Masqued Reveler (Nolamour)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Nolamour

Post Number: 676
Registered: 5-2002


Posted on Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 4:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Couldn'ta said it better meself, Wolf...

PRE-NUP is imminent. I want to keep both halves of what I earned and/or procured. Now, if we earn TOGETHER...that's another story.
Laissez le Bon Temps Rouler!
Moonman's friend (Wolfgang)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Wolfgang

Post Number: 958
Registered: 7-2001
Posted on Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 4:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Everybody else is married, why aren't we"?

Tell her that`s because you don`t want to divorce "like everybody else" who got married just to do like everybody else...
Turd Ferguson (Turdferguson)
Mousquetaire
Username: Turdferguson

Post Number: 36
Registered: 1-2003


Posted on Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 10:54 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Any Leykis 101 students here?
Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba B-
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 396
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 10:20 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Tell her my girlfriend isn't married! Maybe we can start a new trend and married couples will un-marry just so they can be cool like us (right).
Masqued Reveler (Nolamour)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Nolamour

Post Number: 675
Registered: 5-2002


Posted on Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 9:49 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Going it alone is the easy part...I likes the freedom.

The girlfriend is pushing it right now cuz: "Everybody else is married, why aren't we"?

{{Scratch, grumble, spit}} - whatever.
Laissez le Bon Temps Rouler!
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 1021
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 8:26 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"All my friends are married,
Every Tom and Dick and Harry.
You must be strong
To go it alone.
Here's to the bachelors
And the bowery bums
And those who feel that they're the ones
Who are better off without a wife..."
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 2014
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 1:58 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Prolly the next 34 too, from the looks of ya.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 394
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Tuesday, June 10, 2003 - 11:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You ain't the last of the holdouts. My 34 years are marriage free!
Masqued Reveler (Nolamour)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Nolamour

Post Number: 674
Registered: 5-2002


Posted on Tuesday, June 10, 2003 - 9:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ah yes, Should I send ya some for your honeymoon suite?

It's uncommonly hot right now...should be a good batch.

Home, Sweeeeeeet home!
Laissez le Bon Temps Rouler!
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1077
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Tuesday, June 10, 2003 - 9:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


quote:

from the pits of Nawlins




ew. I've smelled those ... mixed in with the beer, vomit and rotting meat on Bourbon Street in the summer.

Thanks for the thought though!!!


A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere. - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Masqued Reveler (Nolamour)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Nolamour

Post Number: 673
Registered: 5-2002


Posted on Tuesday, June 10, 2003 - 9:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Son of a bitch...I take a month off to buy a freakin house and I miss the courting rituals of la Head to Madame Guillotine. Eh well, I'm the last of the hold-outs. Still unhitched...but, forever a freakin groomsman.

Much love and fancy wishes from the pits of Nawlins.
Laissez le Bon Temps Rouler!
Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3506
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Tuesday, June 10, 2003 - 4:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


quote:

There is enough in there to share but Moonman hopes the lovers will keep at least 2 or 3 glass each !




Headman and Kallisti say it'll stay
between the "Honeymooners".
We do so enjoy a hand-crafted
gift and Head's an especially grateful drunk.




Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1076
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Monday, June 9, 2003 - 1:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

*sniff*

that sounds GORGEOUS.

swooooon! (for more reasons than one!)


A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere. - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Moonman's friend (Wolfgang)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Wolfgang

Post Number: 955
Registered: 7-2001
Posted on Monday, June 9, 2003 - 11:59 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I paid a visit to the Moon last night...

The "Honeymoon version" from the Moon is in the bottle.

It is a special blend of rare and carefully selected white distillates from the best batches of Moon waters my Moonman friend have ever done.

It is also an esoteric love potion made from balanced batches equally made on raising and falling Moons.

Lovers who will drink this elixir of Moon water will be under the Moonman's protection as long as the Moon will raise and fall and beyond death.

The precious elixir is white, as it should be for a wedding.

There is enough in there to share but Moonman hopes the lovers will keep at least 2 or 3 glass each ! He also suggest to use one little sugar cube with each oz of the potion and he insist on using only the best ice cold spring water you can find.

Moonman did a little bit more than necessary and I had a chance to taste it (and to bring back a tiny sample to share with my girlfriend). I believe the royal couple will be pleased.

Moonman wich them a long and happy union.

Baz (Baz)
le Duc
Username: Baz

Post Number: 169
Registered: 3-2002
Posted on Monday, June 9, 2003 - 11:39 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Huh-huh!
You said california.

Congratulations! I'm just two months away from my wedding as well, so I wish us BOTH luck!
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 1019
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Monday, June 9, 2003 - 9:42 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Huh-huh...Michigan gave head to California...

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