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Marcellin (Marcellin)
Mousquetaire
Username: Marcellin

Post Number: 11
Registered: 10-2002
Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 - 12:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ok, I dont post often, nor do I visit this fine forum as frequently as I did in a previous manifestation but is all this "true true" as in not "false true"!? get my drift?

p.
mattm3 (Mattm3)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 452
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 - 10:06 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Congrats Guys!!!!! The Imperial Couple of Absinthedom!
How sweet life can be when the misery of ones existance is blurred by slight intoxication!!!

August Strindburg http://www.skumpy.com/eha/absinthe.html
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 384
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 9:55 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

*sniff* ...it's all I can muster
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 602
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 9:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Now I know what the loud sound was earlier, hearts a breaking ( not because of you WH boy). Congratulations Head and best of luck Kallisti.
Livers right, she's too good for ya.
C'est ma sant
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 2000
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 8:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Tell ya what.
Whatever these muthafuckahs want?
I'll do it or get it for 'em.

And don't bump me again, or I'll kick your ass!
Hi, what're ya havin'?
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1999
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 7:55 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

All I saw was the pit stains [and Jesus (a True Man of Personality) doesn't show up in either hair-hole].

Yuh know wha' Uh meen?

WH-eat Thin eatin' bitch.
She's too good for ya.
Call it off Kalladmin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi, what're ya havin'?
Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3497
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 6:50 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Exclusive Detail


She said "YES!!!"


Those are mascara tears of "joy"
in case you forensic types didn't
recognize...
Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3495
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 6:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

From the "TOO MUCH INFORMATION DESK"

Donning a James Tee...

OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! I FEEL GOOD!


How could she resist?
Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3494
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 5:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

*ok I'm done ryhming with "Eeeeeeeee"*

If the Mayor did Shane
it'd be more perfecter.

Pastor of Muppets (Emmy)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Emmy

Post Number: 184
Registered: 9-2001


Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 4:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

what about the mayor dressed in white elvis jumpsuit performing the ceremony in a pirate voice? arrr
Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3493
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 4:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It's either gonna be
a Pirate from the sea
White Jump suited Elvis Presley
or the Mayor of La FEE!
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 1014
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 3:56 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I actually performed my first wedding a couple of weeks ago. Maryland law is pretty lax in how it defines "religious official".
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1998
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 2:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

BOUT FUCKIN' TIME!!!

Time to pull out the top hat and tails and grab a plane tickety-tick.
Now where's my official marryin' folk license?
Hi, what're ya havin'?
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1069
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 1:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

For all of you who didn't know, or who just weren't sure ... Head_p is indeed a real person and he lives in my bed.

Now, it seems, for a very, very, very long time.


quote:

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!



A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere. - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Dr. O (Dr_ordinaire)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Dr_ordinaire

Post Number: 466
Registered: 7-2001
Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 1:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Can we have a video feed of the ceremony? Just imagine The Liver pronouncing: "And now you two can kiss the bride..."

Congratulations for...for...for whatever is going on!
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1068
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 1:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Thanks all!

I need a cocktail, what happened to my whiskey bar at work!?!?!


A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere. - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Barsnake (Barsnake)
le Duc
Username: Barsnake

Post Number: 191
Registered: 4-2002


Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 12:51 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

That's great - Congrats to you both...
and the beat goes on...
Pastor of Muppets (Emmy)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Emmy

Post Number: 183
Registered: 9-2001


Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 12:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

i can perform weddings :D
Jay & The Imp (Thegreenimp)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Thegreenimp

Post Number: 296
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 11:53 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Congrats you two!
(I wonder if the Mayor of Absinthe Town can perform weddings)
Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3492
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 11:52 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yes Z,
Seriously.
Thankee.

Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1067
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 11:24 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I got a condom on!



A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere. - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Pastor of Muppets (Emmy)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Emmy

Post Number: 182
Registered: 9-2001


Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 11:14 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

WOOHOO!!! :D

congrats you guys!
Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3491
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 10:42 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

...let's go fuck a monkey.
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1065
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 10:37 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Knocks you down like an overgrown puppy, licking your face.

mew.

Yes!!!



A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere. - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3490
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2003 - 9:05 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Says Head_p to Kallisti

down on bended knee...

"Will you marry me?"

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