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Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1091
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Sunday, June 22, 2003 - 6:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


quote:

I was wondering how long it would be before a female would give me a ticking off for this.




I know, and its baffling to us females, hard as we try to fathom it.

There was a little article in Salon a couple weeks ago, a journalist confronting men with why twins selling beer was hot, when the concept was incestuous ... and men actually got angry when you pointed out to them the incest thing. hehe

http://archive.salon.com/sex/feature/2003/05/30/coors/index.html

I don't really agree with her conclusions, but getting there was fun.

I don't blame ya (men) really, it's just fascinating.


A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere. - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
MC Peepants (Fluffy_g)
le Vicomte
Username: Fluffy_g

Post Number: 83
Registered: 3-2003


Posted on Sunday, June 22, 2003 - 2:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Staying fluffed can be a hard job.
Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3535
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Sunday, June 22, 2003 - 1:32 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

LESBIANS DON'T NEED YOU!!!!

Unfortunately, I've found this out
first hand. It's not much fun when
they sneer and hiss at you while yer
standing there pulling wood trying to
stay "fluffed" till it's time to dive in.

Lordhobgoblin (Lordhobgoblin)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Lordhobgoblin

Post Number: 781
Registered: 10-2000


Posted on Sunday, June 22, 2003 - 1:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I was wondering how long it would be before a female would give me a ticking off for this. All men think like this, its just that some men try to pretend that they don't, usually the same men who are trying to get in touch with their 'feminine side' and other such nonsense.

Where have I been? I've been lurking around a bit waiting for a thread to arise where I can come in and argue with people.
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1088
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Sunday, June 22, 2003 - 9:55 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

ok, enter humour-less female for a moment.

Uh ... they're not lesbians for your pleasure. That would be a porn lesbian. They're not the same as real lesbians, porn lesbians are being paid.

on another note, where you been hobby!?!?!
A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere. - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Lordhobgoblin (Lordhobgoblin)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Lordhobgoblin

Post Number: 780
Registered: 10-2000


Posted on Sunday, June 22, 2003 - 7:09 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Rabid, you should encourage her lesbianism. When you get bored you could get her to invite her girl-friends round and you could watch, or join in if her girl-friends are willing.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 2028
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Friday, June 20, 2003 - 9:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Maybe you're feminine enough for her BunnyBoy.
As far as dumping you over having a penis...well that'd be news, let's say.
Left turn time? You bet Skippy. I took it and jogged w/it. I'm sure you are doing the same.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
Foamy D Psycho (Mr_rabid)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Mr_rabid

Post Number: 462
Registered: 10-2001
Posted on Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 2:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think it's kinda dumb to get mad at someone for not being gay enough, but apparently that does make you some kind of traitor to queerness.

I guess it's fairer to say she's bisexual, except that she only ever had one other boyfriend and she dumped him after a short time on account of he was a guy and it just wasn't working for her.

But I'm way cooler than he is >:D

That's right, ladies... I'm so damn smooth I can turn a gay girl straight. Yes indeedy. That, or she's going to dump me over the whole having a penis thing eventually. Easy come, easy go...

Yeah I did miss that Louchey. It kinda sucks, but in a way it doesn't- it's a damn good time to make a screeching left turn in the course of your life if you aren't finding the scenery interesting anymore.
Marc Chevalier (Chevalier)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Chevalier

Post Number: 1255
Registered: 11-2001


Posted on Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 8:44 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Alms for an ex-lesbian!"
(With apologies to Monty Python's "Life of Brian")

Spoon Boy (Absinthespoon)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Absinthespoon

Post Number: 309
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 7:38 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

She gets mad if you call her ex-lesbian. Personally I think it's just a phase she's going through.
Marc Chevalier (Chevalier)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Chevalier

Post Number: 1252
Registered: 11-2001


Posted on Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 7:31 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Don't you mean "I have a friend who WAS lesbian"? Or is it a case of "once a lesbian, always a lesbian"?
Spoon Boy (Absinthespoon)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Absinthespoon

Post Number: 308
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 7:17 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I have a lesbian friend of 20 years who is now living with her boyfriend in suburbia. I think her BF moved her out of town to get her away from her friends. (wouldn't be convenient for HIS friends to meet HER friends.)
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 2024
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 10:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

In case you missed it Rabid, I got the layoff-isitis too. Welcome aboard.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1084
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 10:24 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

We miss you Meester Rabid.

Dial-up more often!

btw - I have a lesbian friend that suddenly introduced all her friends to her boyfriend. Most of them stopped speaking to her.

girls are mean.



A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere. - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Foamy D Psycho (Mr_rabid)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Mr_rabid

Post Number: 461
Registered: 10-2001
Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 9:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Congratulations! :-D

I'm not, although I did just get a girlfriend.

Of course, she's a lesbian and all, but we're ignoring that for the moment.

Going to go to a Pride festival of some kind with her- her explaining that this is her boyfriend is going to be interesting. I'm a gonna make myself a t-shirt that says "I'm Not Gay, But I Can Pass."

Every day, my life get's a little wierder.

So here's how I've been: In the middle of February, after a couple of grueling, 19 hour a day months of work, I got laid off.

They sent my job to India- which was funny, given that one of my last projects was designing a training for someone in, say, India to do what I did for a living.

So I'm going back to school for computer science and living off unemployment and my severance package, and god damn them to hell anyway for five years and don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out.

Still, people cried and said things like 'Not YOU!'

So I haven't been around here, as I am no longer paid to waste time reading this board on a broadband connection, and instead must do so for free on dial-up. Though I am gonna try to rectify that (why do rectify and rectum share the same root? Is this why we say 'get your shit together?)



Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1083
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Sunday, June 15, 2003 - 10:20 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

FOOOOOOOOOOAAAAMYYYYYYYYY!

I'm gettin' married!
A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere. - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 2017
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, June 14, 2003 - 9:55 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Rare Bid,
How come whenever I mow my lawn, I wonder how you are, but once I'm done, you've vanished from my psyche? Must be the lobotimizing effects of grass clippings.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 2016
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, June 14, 2003 - 9:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You wanted a "little" head, Kalli, and you sure as fuck got it.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
2LY!!! (2loucheltrec)
le Duc
Username: 2loucheltrec

Post Number: 289
Registered: 3-2002


Posted on Saturday, June 14, 2003 - 7:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

a little head never killed anybody.
Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3511
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Saturday, June 14, 2003 - 9:31 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Everyone wants a little Head

*joy!*
Foamy D Psycho (Mr_rabid)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Mr_rabid

Post Number: 460
Registered: 10-2001
Posted on Saturday, June 14, 2003 - 12:02 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Headly! YOU SAID YOU WERE SAVING YOURSELF FOR ME, you unfaithful bastard.

Sigh.
Masqued Reveler (Nolamour)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Nolamour

Post Number: 677
Registered: 5-2002


Posted on Friday, June 13, 2003 - 9:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I just bought me a house. My head kinda hurts from all the negotiations, but otherwise I can't complain. Now, for the closing costs...ok, maybe I can complain a bit.
Laissez le Bon Temps Rouler!
Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3510
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Friday, June 13, 2003 - 9:08 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm gettin' married!
Pataphysician (Pataphysician)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Pataphysician

Post Number: 600
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Friday, June 13, 2003 - 7:11 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Got a touch of the Monkeypox, but other than than that, pretty good.
Foamy D Psycho (Mr_rabid)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Mr_rabid

Post Number: 459
Registered: 10-2001
Posted on Thursday, June 12, 2003 - 11:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The Rabbit rises briefly from the dead:

How The Hell Are Ya, Y'all?

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