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Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
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Post Number: 3550
Registered: 1-2001

Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 8:01 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

(Immoral Tales for you non frenchies!)

That's where The Beast was supposed to make
it's appearence and the censors said
"nonono". So Outlaw Wally said "poopoopoo!
I make entire movie about it!!!"
Marc Chevalier (Chevalier)
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Post Number: 1276
Registered: 11-2001

Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 7:45 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Paloma ("Dove/Pidgeon") Picasso can be seen naked in the film:


She plays Elizabeth Bathory, the mad countess who killed her young female servants and bathed in their blood. Kept her young, you see.

A summary of the film:

"Four erotic tales from in various historical eras ...

'Therese Philosophe' is set in the nineteenth century, and concerns a girl being locked in her bedroom, where she contemplates the erotic potential of the objects contained within it ...

'Lucrezia Borgia' concerns an incestuous fifteenth-century orgy involving Lucrezia, her brother, and her father the Pope ..."


Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
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Post Number: 3544
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Monday, June 23, 2003 - 9:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

This movie predates RAWHEAD REX and Viagra.
This movie is in the Grand Scale of IRON CHEF.
This movie has an erection the size of a baseball bat.
This movie does not suck.

From the man that brought you Paloma Picasso naked
Walerian Borowczyk's The Beast

Here's my recomendation, this guy hated it. Also there's a girl named Serpa in it.


Date: 5 December 2002
Summary: What?

Now, I could deal with the fake beastiality. I could deal with the dubbed over voices, I could deal with the chick copulating on a bedpost, but the close-up money shots of horse sex was too much for me. At least the "beast" was obviously fake. I mean, some jerk in a modified gorilla suit with a big rat-faced mask and an enormous phallus was actually able to seduce a young, nubile woman by raping her. What? And the supposed "SHOCKING" ending was nothing more than an ugly, naked hairy guy. God, don't see this movie. I mean, even if you like bad movies, or are just curious. Don't see it. Don't.


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