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Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
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Post Number: 3550
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 8:01 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yeah! CONTES IMMOREAUX
(Immoral Tales for you non frenchies!)

That's where The Beast was supposed to make
it's appearence and the censors said
"nonono". So Outlaw Wally said "poopoopoo!
I make entire movie about it!!!"
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Marc Chevalier (Chevalier)
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Post Number: 1276
Registered: 11-2001


Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 7:45 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Paloma ("Dove/Pidgeon") Picasso can be seen naked in the film:

CONTES IMMOREAUX (1974)

She plays Elizabeth Bathory, the mad countess who killed her young female servants and bathed in their blood. Kept her young, you see.

A summary of the film:

"Four erotic tales from in various historical eras ...

'Therese Philosophe' is set in the nineteenth century, and concerns a girl being locked in her bedroom, where she contemplates the erotic potential of the objects contained within it ...

'Lucrezia Borgia' concerns an incestuous fifteenth-century orgy involving Lucrezia, her brother, and her father the Pope ..."

(INCEST!!!)



Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
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Post Number: 3544
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Monday, June 23, 2003 - 9:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

This movie predates RAWHEAD REX and Viagra.
This movie is in the Grand Scale of IRON CHEF.
This movie has an erection the size of a baseball bat.
This movie does not suck.


From the man that brought you Paloma Picasso naked
Walerian Borowczyk's The Beast

Here's my recomendation, this guy hated it. Also there's a girl named Serpa in it.

quote:

Date: 5 December 2002
Summary: What?

Now, I could deal with the fake beastiality. I could deal with the dubbed over voices, I could deal with the chick copulating on a bedpost, but the close-up money shots of horse sex was too much for me. At least the "beast" was obviously fake. I mean, some jerk in a modified gorilla suit with a big rat-faced mask and an enormous phallus was actually able to seduce a young, nubile woman by raping her. What? And the supposed "SHOCKING" ending was nothing more than an ugly, naked hairy guy. God, don't see this movie. I mean, even if you like bad movies, or are just curious. Don't see it. Don't.



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