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George Beatley (Lediablevert)
Mousquetaire
Username: Lediablevert

Post Number: 19
Registered: 6-2003


Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 2:55 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

well, Mrs. Head, in the instance in which a male might incidentally become impregnated... poor arnold swartzenegger.... if only it was legal...
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1103
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 2:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

and that means, what?
A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere. - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
George Beatley (Lediablevert)
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Username: Lediablevert

Post Number: 18
Registered: 6-2003


Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 2:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I support male abortion rights.
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1102
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 1:33 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

er, I have every right to choose to have an abortion, with a Doctor who chooses to offer the procedure, in a country that says I have the right to choose to do so.

Each person and doctor has the right to choose the procedure at the present time. Is there a problem with that?
A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere. - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Quidam (Artemis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Artemis

Post Number: 833
Registered: 10-2000


Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 1:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

As for global warming, the issue is not whether Bush believes it's real, but whether he believes humans did anything to cause it or can to anything to alleviate it. Neither of these things has been proved by anybody any more than thujone has been proved to kill people by way of absinthe.
Quelle vie ont eue nos grands-parents
Entre l'absinthe et les grands-messes... ?

Quidam (Artemis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Artemis

Post Number: 832
Registered: 10-2000


Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 1:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"I'd like to be able to choose to have an abortion"

As long as you're doing it yourself, you have that right. You have no right to involve another person in an abortion, nor does the state have any duty to license such a person to participate, while it has every right, and most people would say a duty, to restrict what medical practitioners can and cannot do.

As for the political parties being equal, Bush has his faults, but none of the sorry rabble currently constituting the opposition is fit to shine his shoes.

As for Bush being stupid, here is an excerpt from a recent column by Dick Morris, who was Bill Clinton's number one political advisor for some time. The following being the case, just think what Bush could do if he were smart!!

Excerpt:

Any Democrat who squirms on the tax-cut issue in the primaries has no chance zero to win the nomination. Each will have to take the "pledge" to oppose the Bush tax cuts. Thus, Bush will have succeeded in creating a situation where anyone who can win the nomination can't win the election. Democrats are not about to nominate anyone who backs the tax cut, and Americans are not going to elect anyone who favors a tax increase.
That all of this has been accomplished while letting the Democrats have their "victory" makes it so much sweeter. In the political war colleges of America, they should diagram this play like a well-fought battle students can study for generations. Napoleon's maneuvers at Austerlitz have nothing on this.


Quelle vie ont eue nos grands-parents
Entre l'absinthe et les grands-messes... ?

Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1101
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 12:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"That all depends on what it is you want to choose."

I'd like to be able to choose to have an abortion, to control the destiny of my own uterus! That, on this side of the pond, is what "right to choose" refers to.
A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere. - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1100
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 12:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Political Snarkiness from both sides of the Spectrum:

Ann Coulter: http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?id=741

Mark Morford: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2003/06/20/notes062003.DTL


A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere. - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Lordhobgoblin (Lordhobgoblin)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Lordhobgoblin

Post Number: 788
Registered: 10-2000


Posted on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 11:11 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"I just happen to appreciate when the liars in office at least believe in global warming and the right to choose."

That all depends on what it is you want to choose.

And yes whether its Bush or Clinton (or in our case Blair or ? we have no credible opposition) in charge, the country is run by liars for liars. Our countries are not run for us that's for sure.
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1097
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2003 - 5:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I just happen to appreciate when the liars in office at least believe in global warming and the right to choose.


A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere. - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1096
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2003 - 5:01 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

bah. there are no goodies and baddies. they're all bloody liars. no need to pick sides.



A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere. - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Quidam (Artemis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Artemis

Post Number: 830
Registered: 10-2000


Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2003 - 4:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

If Clinton had a clock, it would steal your wallet, fuck your wife, and send out a cuckoo to lie about the time 24 times a day.
Quelle vie ont eue nos grands-parents
Entre l'absinthe et les grands-messes... ?

Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
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Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 1041
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2003 - 2:51 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

George Bush would have to understand what he was saying before he could technically be lying...
Z (Zman7)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Zman7

Post Number: 319
Registered: 7-2001
Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2003 - 12:31 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yeah, I heard the same ceiling fan joke, only it was better (and more accurate) when Hillarity Clinton was the butt of the joke.
Imperial Order of Absinthe
Lordhobgoblin (Lordhobgoblin)
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Username: Lordhobgoblin

Post Number: 787
Registered: 10-2000


Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2003 - 9:16 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, and military jets , all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength ofthe windshields. American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains.

Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console,snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.

Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:
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Lordhobgoblin (Lordhobgoblin)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Lordhobgoblin

Post Number: 786
Registered: 10-2000


Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2003 - 9:11 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I can't seem to be able to start a new thread. I can't get at the post new topic (or edit profile) functions so I'll post here.

Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Rumsfeld, "whose clock is that?"

That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 2041
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, June 23, 2003 - 7:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Liberty Bell replica-
clang, clang, clang!

"Huh, must be Head again."
Hi, what're ya havin'?
Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3541
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Monday, June 23, 2003 - 5:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

When truely inspired,
there's nothing I can't do.

I can thank Crosby for the lips.
Marc Chevalier (Chevalier)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Chevalier

Post Number: 1265
Registered: 11-2001


Posted on Monday, June 23, 2003 - 7:53 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

You are an artist. I was almost convinced that the poster really showed -- for whatever reason -- a weird pink blanket that just happened to resemble flappers.
Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3539
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Sunday, June 22, 2003 - 5:50 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oops! The link for today changes every day. *duh*

http://memory.loc.gov/ammem/today/jun21.html

see: Poster
Marc Chevalier (Chevalier)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Chevalier

Post Number: 1260
Registered: 11-2001


Posted on Sunday, June 22, 2003 - 2:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Is that poster for real, Mister K?
Pastor of Muppets (Emmy)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Emmy

Post Number: 190
Registered: 9-2001


Posted on Saturday, June 21, 2003 - 2:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

thems some mighty big meat curtains that boy's holdin up :D

guess the slogan is asking for saliva donations, cuz he'll surely run dry likin them suckers!
MC Peepants (Fluffy_g)
le Vicomte
Username: Fluffy_g

Post Number: 82
Registered: 3-2003


Posted on Saturday, June 21, 2003 - 2:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Heh Heh, Japan. Land of the giants.
Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3530
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Saturday, June 21, 2003 - 2:05 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wh-ack 'em and Stack 'em...Lick 'em and Stick 'em
Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3529
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Saturday, June 21, 2003 - 1:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

YAY!!!

Ok-now-uh...

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