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Pataphysician (Pataphysician)
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Post Number: 608
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Wednesday, July 2, 2003 - 10:07 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"they'll have to beat his pecker
down with a baseball bat"

The line forms over here, people. And please have your bats ready.




Jay & The Imp (Thegreenimp)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Thegreenimp

Post Number: 324
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Tuesday, July 1, 2003 - 10:29 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Pretty Funny Quote I found.

Quote: From Counter Punch,
"Sen. John Tower said to make the famous remark-often attributed to
Thurmond himself-that "When he dies, they'll have to beat his pecker
down with a baseball bat in order to close the coffin lid".

Damn, the old fucker must have been a walking penile implant.


Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
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Post Number: 1067
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Friday, June 27, 2003 - 6:47 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well, its more complicatd than that. Up until this ruling, sodomy (gay or straight), including oral, anal, and any combination thereof, was a felony here. Just plain doin' it was only a misdemeonor, if the participants were of-age, unmarried, and of the opposite sex. While I suspect the fornication law would not survive judicial review, nobody has really challenged it. Also, as recently as 1991, it was a felony to "seduce and have carnal knowlege of a woman of previously chaste character" unless you were married.

Virginia just doesn't want ANYTHING other than vanilla genital penetration between married adults. They'd probably ban female orgasms if they knew they existed...

(You can avoid prosecution for fucking a 14-year-old if you marry her, though...)
Spoon Boy (Absinthespoon)
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Post Number: 314
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Friday, June 27, 2003 - 4:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Jack, this is only because gay people are denied the right to marry.
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
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Posted on Friday, June 27, 2003 - 9:22 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Due to the absurdities of Virginia law, gay sex is now more legal than straight sex outside of marriage (which is still a misdemeor).
Spoon Boy (Absinthespoon)
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Post Number: 313
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Friday, June 27, 2003 - 7:21 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Mrs. Head (Admin)
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Post Number: 1129
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Friday, June 27, 2003 - 1:27 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2003/06/27/REAX.TMP

*happy*




A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere. - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

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Spoon Boy (Absinthespoon)
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Post Number: 312
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Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 10:56 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm not normally mean-spirited, but I might sort of enjoy dancing on his grave.

You're right, K., it probably was the sodomy decision that killed him!
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
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Post Number: 1126
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 10:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

If these girls didn't kill him,

Strom fingers Trents babes

the sodomy decision certainly did.

Dang, check out Trent Lott's Babes, er, Staffers.



A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere. - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
George Beatley (Lediablevert)
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Post Number: 30
Registered: 6-2003


Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 10:31 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

And yet another thread is soiled by the mention of sodomy....
Masqued Reveler (Nolamour)
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Username: Nolamour

Post Number: 683
Registered: 5-2002


Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 10:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Surprised no chat about the New SODOMY decision...
Laissez le Bon Temps Rouler!
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
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Username: Icarus

Post Number: 436
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 9:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Seems like we've been waiting 100 years...
Escapee from the drunk tank
Masqued Reveler (Nolamour)
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Username: Nolamour

Post Number: 679
Registered: 5-2002


Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 9:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

So, does this mean Trent Lott can step back up as the Republican leader?

...gasp...surely, you jest, Nola...
Laissez le Bon Temps Rouler!
Spoon Boy (Absinthespoon)
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Post Number: 311
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 9:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

About fuckin' time.
Turd Ferguson (Turdferguson)
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Registered: 1-2003


Posted on Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 9:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Your hero has gone to that segregated school in the sky.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/06/26/national/main560633.shtml
Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba B-

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