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ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver
Post Number: 2059
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, June 28, 2003 - 12:10 am: |   |
Unlike...
Hi, what're ya havin'? |
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver
Post Number: 2058
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, June 28, 2003 - 12:08 am: | |
Oh, Headly! The only thing I point at you is the love of my big love winger.
Hi, what're ya havin'? |
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_
Post Number: 1062
Registered: 11-2000
| | Posted on Friday, June 27, 2003 - 1:02 pm: | |
Long before the shoe bomber, I realized that shoes were a security threat. Y'see, as a result of my punk-rock upbringing, pretty much all my footwear has steel toes. When going through metal detectors, I would always set them off. I would just tell them it was the boots, they would wand them, and then let me through.
I always thought that the easiest thing to do would be concealing weapons inside a boot that was several sizedtoo large, or better yet, amputiating one's foot and replacing it with an artificial one that was actually a bomb... |
Karl (Raschied)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Raschied
Post Number: 329
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Friday, June 27, 2003 - 11:36 am: | |
When they can keep the guns and knives out of the prisons 100%, then they'll be able to keep them off the airplanes. Until then, quit wasting my fucking time.
**sticks a shank in the TSS**
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago.
Pontiac - We build Excitement. |
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin
Post Number: 1132
Registered: 1-1998
| | Posted on Friday, June 27, 2003 - 8:24 am: | |
actually, it wouldn't be so bad if she weren't bald.
its just so creepy.
“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880
http://www.feeverte.net |
Mr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis
Post Number: 3569
Registered: 1-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 27, 2003 - 8:21 am: | |
"Louchey, you with me on that one?"
That'll be an interesting response.
He's been pointing the
small dick finger
at me for quite sometime now.
GO LIVE !!! |
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin
Post Number: 1131
Registered: 1-1998
| | Posted on Friday, June 27, 2003 - 8:18 am: | |
oh rabid, I missed you so.
“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880
http://www.feeverte.net |
Foamy D Psycho (Mr_rabid)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Mr_rabid
Post Number: 467
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 27, 2003 - 3:10 am: | |
From the Wired piece: "...Mica, R-Fla. pointed out that Richard Reid, convicted of trying to blow up a trans-Atlantic jetliner with explosives in his shoes, walked through metal detectors at Orly Airport in Paris several times before boarding the plane."
Rabbit, inveterate drunk, points out that the outside of the shoe would defeat the backscatter anyway, wouldn't it you fucking Officially Elected Idiot, and that the future of the blowing-shit-up industry is in concealing your explosives within something you are allowed to carry, that is made of metal or plastic.
Or hey- just swallow a few heroin ballons filled with explosives instead- you're a *suicide bomber*, remember?
Bomb sniffing dogs getting you down? Dope the airport vent system with tiny, ever increasing amounts of explosives over a period of a few months to numb the dogs to small amounts, then seal your materials up real good in that cell phone/cabbage patch doll/vibrator or whatnot.
Security checkpoint dude spotted your plastic knife? Crap. Next time, build a modular weapon out of several personal objects (belt buckle, ear-ring, comb, etc) that are innocent by themselves and all available to carry-on.
This WONT protect us from the shoe bomber guy, widely held to be pretty much a total dipshit when it comes to blowing shit up.
But this WILL protect us from anyone too stupid to think of the above, and all it will cost us is our privacy, a little X ray exposure and several bazillion dollars, going to security contractors via the airports, via the government bailout of same, from your pocket.
Well, really I don't care- I just don't want everyone in the airport to see how small my dick is through my pants.
Louchey, you with me on that one?
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Foamy D Psycho (Mr_rabid)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Mr_rabid
Post Number: 466
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Friday, June 27, 2003 - 2:29 am: | |
Murder, stealing, peeping.
Daddy Gubmint say: Do as I say, not as I do- this am grown up stuff!
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Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin
Post Number: 1128
Registered: 1-1998
| | Posted on Friday, June 27, 2003 - 1:19 am: | |
“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880
http://www.feeverte.net |
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