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Archive through July 3, 2003Dr. O (Dr_ordinaire)25 7-3-03  6:11 pm
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Mssr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3637
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Monday, July 7, 2003 - 8:30 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I could use a shirt right now.
GO LIVE !!!
Marc Chevalier (Chevalier)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Chevalier

Post Number: 1330
Registered: 11-2001


Posted on Monday, July 7, 2003 - 8:15 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

A wet t-shirt?
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 2077
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, July 7, 2003 - 6:04 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Here's wet one for ya baby! (on the cheek, Head, on the cheek)
Hi, what're ya havin'?
Mssr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3635
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Monday, July 7, 2003 - 12:03 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

WE HAVE A WINNER!

Only fitting that the Spoon Baron
dominate the bid.

Thank you Phil, you're a very nice man.
And the rest of you too.
Larry, Liver, Impy, Dr. O, and WOLFIE!!!!
GO LIVE !!!
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1159
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Sunday, July 6, 2003 - 10:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It's called "love" sweetie.



“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Mighty Fine Young Man (Lediablevert)
Mousquetaire
Username: Lediablevert

Post Number: 50
Registered: 6-2003


Posted on Sunday, July 6, 2003 - 9:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well, Kallisti, you are a genius.
Perhaps even more so than I am a bad forum user.
How you managed to sell an absinthe spoon
for $112, the world may never know.
>-I AM TROLLING FOR WALLEYE*>
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1158
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Sunday, July 6, 2003 - 9:24 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

it's the 2.5 hour countdown:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3231361210

Weeee! I'll go out on a limb and say Frenchman (bless 'im) wins.

Now, what else can we throw in the package to assuage the guilt...


“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1157
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Sunday, July 6, 2003 - 7:46 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'll be right over!


“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Spoon Boy (Absinthespoon)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Absinthespoon

Post Number: 321
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Sunday, July 6, 2003 - 7:32 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Kallisti, I need you to lick all my spoons before I sell them!
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1156
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Sunday, July 6, 2003 - 4:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Just a few hours to go, and I'm stunned by the enthusiasm my saliva has elicited.

I am truly all a-flutter.


“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Dr. O (Dr_ordinaire)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Dr_ordinaire

Post Number: 474
Registered: 7-2001
Posted on Sunday, July 6, 2003 - 3:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Darn, darn, darn!

I shouldn´t have revealed my business plans. Who knows how much it will fetch now?

Chev: NOBODY remains a virgin after being bedded by Head...
Heady Head Head (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3623
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Saturday, July 5, 2003 - 1:06 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yeah Momma Head made an ass gallery
for me one Christmas. She took
all the naked paintings of women's
butts out of the art magazines
she had and framed them in a K-mart
multi-photo frame. 2x3 feet of ass meat.

It was somewhat disturbing and arousing
at the same time.


GO LIVE !!!
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1152
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Saturday, July 5, 2003 - 12:37 am:   Edit PostPrint Post


quote:

I thought you were marrying Head, not Smuttttty.



Heh. Even his god fearing mother affectionately calls him the "Porn King"... I think that gives advantage.



“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Heady Head Head (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3615
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Friday, July 4, 2003 - 10:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Speaking of Smutty, pass me a beer.
GO LIVE !!!
Heady Head Head (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3614
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Friday, July 4, 2003 - 10:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Isn't that the Alandia poster girl
from Fla. Smutty's stripper seller
hootchie girlfriend?
GO LIVE !!!
Masqued Reveler (Nolamour)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Nolamour

Post Number: 697
Registered: 5-2002


Posted on Friday, July 4, 2003 - 8:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3231959172&category=369

Hmmm...Kal, did you start some sort of trend? Now, were gettin kissed by a hoochie, signed, empty, miniature bottles of "who gives a crap"

But wait...there's a plug for absinthebuyersguide.com
Laissez le Bon Temps Rouler!
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 628
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Friday, July 4, 2003 - 12:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I thought you were marrying Head, not Smuttttty. I think we need a porn off to decide the title.
C'est ma santé
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1149
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Friday, July 4, 2003 - 10:15 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Right. Like that's likely.

I'm marrying The King of Porn.



“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Marc Chevalier (Chevalier)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Chevalier

Post Number: 1318
Registered: 11-2001


Posted on Friday, July 4, 2003 - 6:52 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

But Dr. O, what if she remains a virgin?
Marc Chevalier (Chevalier)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Chevalier

Post Number: 1317
Registered: 11-2001


Posted on Friday, July 4, 2003 - 6:50 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Shut yer trap and buy some t-shirts.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 2073
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Friday, July 4, 2003 - 12:20 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Prick,
stole my thunder.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
Heady Head Head (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3611
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Thursday, July 3, 2003 - 9:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Imagine my delight Dr. O.
GO LIVE !!!

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