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Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
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Post Number: 1223
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 6:01 am:   Edit PostPrint Post


quote:

THUJONE!!!!!!!





“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
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Post Number: 647
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 1:13 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Me sorry too. I'll email Icky the pictures instead.
C'est ma santé
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
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Post Number: 516
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 11:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sorry m'um, the thujone made me do it.
Escapee from the drunk tank
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1222
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 11:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

k, ya'll stop now.
please?


“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
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Username: Icarus

Post Number: 512
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 10:23 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Where can I get AUTHENTIC REAL SUISSE Midget Porn?
Escapee from the drunk tank
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 646
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 9:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"I don't think there was much
of a demand during the edwardian
days for midget porn, may
his soul forgive mine for
the harsh term for his type."

Just remember, the only real midget porn comes from Betty. All the rest is fake midget porn from unreliable sellers, probably filmed in France, rather than Switzerland.
C'est ma santé
Traineraz (Traineraz)
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Post Number: 948
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 11:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

[Sitting by the campfire] Tonight, children, I'm going to tell you the story of . . . SLUTTLEBUTT.

Sluttlebutt is a van Dyke-wearing monster that lives on this very Forum. Gigantic in size and density, her pendulous breasts -- which have their own gravitational field -- are her greatest weapon. She is known to smother or bludgeon her victims with them.

Instead of two legs, she has . . . a single duck foot! And where her left arm should be, she has . . . a swan's neck and head.

She hides out on this Forum, see, waiting for an unsuspecting horsehung midget to arrive. She goes down on him, then uses her proboscis-like tongue to suck out his internal organs, while her swan-headed arm reaches up and pecks out his eyes!

Be afraid, be very afraid.}
He who would sacrifice liberty for security deserves neither.

-- Thus Spake Zoboomafoo
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1220
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 5:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Look! He couldn't draw hands either!!!

I'm in good company.


“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Mssr. Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
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Post Number: 3693
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 5:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Donnant au chien un os.
GO LIVE !!!
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
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Username: Icarus

Post Number: 505
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 4:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You're shitting me right?
Escapee from the drunk tank
pierre verte (Petermarc)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Petermarc

Post Number: 457
Registered: 9-2001


Posted on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 4:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

maybe oxygénée can share his scatological study?
Robert Maxwell (Neongreen)
Mousquetaire
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Post Number: 9
Registered: 7-2003


Posted on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 4:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The thought of a pornographic self-portarit of Toulouse-Lautrec makes me feel frightened, intruiged and ill all at the same time...

Markus, some people like Hills, true. Mind you, some people drink pee. Proof that there is something for everyone...
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Georgie Boy (Mighty Fine Young Man) (Lediablevert)
le Duc
Username: Lediablevert

Post Number: 153
Registered: 6-2003


Posted on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 4:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

probably not of him, though. heh

or, at least, the center of each piece probably
weren't self portraits.
>-I AM TROLLING FOR WALLEYE*> >--walleye-/*>
>----walleye--/*>
pierre verte (Petermarc)
Absinthe Mafia
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Post Number: 456
Registered: 9-2001


Posted on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 3:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

HTL's family (after his death) burned around 30 extremely porngraphic paintings that were done while he was living in a brothel in paris...one is said to still exist in a private collection in chicago...
Georgie Boy (Mighty Fine Young Man) (Lediablevert)
le Duc
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Post Number: 152
Registered: 6-2003


Posted on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 3:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I don't think toulouse
released much porno.
I don't think there was much
of a demand during the edwardian
days for midget porn, may
his soul forgive mine for
the harsh term for his type.
>-I AM TROLLING FOR WALLEYE*> >--walleye-/*>
>----walleye--/*>
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 501
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 7:09 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Damn outliers.
Escapee from the drunk tank
Absinthe-Distribution.com (Markus) (Mclion)
le Duc
Username: Mclion

Post Number: 179
Registered: 4-2002


Posted on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 1:42 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Still some people like Hill's...
Markus
www.Absinthe-Distribution.com
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 500
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 12:43 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think there's some shriveling involved with hills.
Escapee from the drunk tank
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1218
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 12:41 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

2.0: Hill's

3.0: Segarra

4.0: Emile Sapin

You mean like that?


“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 499
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 12:08 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Is this a fully erect "drunk", or just a "flacid marshmello" evening?
Escapee from the drunk tank
Raschied Britannica (Raschied)
Absinthe Mafia
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Post Number: 340
Registered: 3-2002


Posted on Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 11:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Instead of faries, could we please use something more relevant, like a small picture of Toulouse-Lautrec's penis? The scale could go from flaccid, to erect.

Or, the other way around.

Yep, I'm drunk.
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago.
Pontiac - We build Excitement.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 498
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 9:23 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"The Swiss, God bless their souls, still make the finest absinthe in the world."

Harrumph.

Not so.
If you mean the finest in the world for sale? The jury is out on that one.
Escapee from the drunk tank
Russell Boatright (Boaty)
Paysan
Username: Boaty

Post Number: 2
Registered: 7-2003
Posted on Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 9:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The Swiss, God bless their souls, still make the finest absinthe in the world.

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