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Message |
Crochety Old Bastard (Artemis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Artemis
Post Number: 896
Registered: 10-2000
| | Posted on Friday, August 22, 2003 - 11:58 am: |   |
Down,
Down,
Down, in a burnin' rang a fah-er
"He is an unapologetic, crochety old bastard who will peddle any fibs that will make him a buck, or put him on a pedestal." |
Baz (Baz)
le Duc
Username: Baz
Post Number: 182
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 22, 2003 - 9:02 am: | |
This ring-
IT BURNS!!! |
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis
Post Number: 3776
Registered: 1-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 12:28 pm: | |
Yay Baz...
GO LIVE !!! |
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis
Post Number: 3775
Registered: 1-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 11:49 am: | |
Something borrowed...
Something Bleue...
GO LIVE !!! |
Baz (Baz)
le Duc
Username: Baz
Post Number: 180
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 1:48 pm: | |
It's my turn now-
I'll be getting married in about an hour and a half. figured I'd kill some time here, since it's really too late to do anything else.
Except run! |
Marc Chevalier (Chevalier)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Chevalier
Post Number: 1400
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, August 5, 2003 - 8:50 am: | |
Try tossing some Versace t-shirts, big spender  |
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver
Post Number: 2117
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Monday, August 4, 2003 - 5:27 pm: | |
The rice I threw just bounced off the screen.
Hi, what're ya havin'? |
Carl Guderian (Bjacques)
le Duc
Username: Bjacques
Post Number: 282
Registered: 4-2001
| | Posted on Monday, August 4, 2003 - 2:41 pm: | |
Ladies and Gentlemen,
The blessed moment has come. As the happy couple leave the chapel, under a long arch of absinthe spoons held by lemurs and into a shower of parallellipipedal French sugar cubes thrown by a throng of well-wishers, let me be the first to raise a glass of Serpis (natch!) and wish the happy couple many days of absinthe and roses!
SALUD!
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Crochety Old Bastard (Artemis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Artemis
Post Number: 859
Registered: 10-2000
| | Posted on Monday, August 4, 2003 - 12:55 pm: | |
I recently watched a couple I know get married by a Flying Elvi type minister in a chapel in Las Vegas from the safety of my computer chair 1000 miles away. I wonder if Mr. & Mrs. Head didn't know about the webcam that's almost certainly in the marrying chamber, or did Head hang a sombrero on it to remain in mufti? Would have been a hell of a thing if everybody tuned in and saw him come up the aisle wearing that famous Mona Lisa Smile prosthesis, eh?
"He is an unapologetic, crochety old bastard who will peddle any fibs that will make him a buck, or put him on a pedestal." |
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_
Post Number: 1146
Registered: 11-2000
| | Posted on Monday, August 4, 2003 - 12:42 pm: | |
"That dweam wifin a dweeeam..." |
Pastor of Muppets (Emmy)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Emmy
Post Number: 227
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Monday, August 4, 2003 - 10:44 am: | |
should be goin down any minute now eh?
*cracks open the bubbly*
weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
congrats again guys  |
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver
Post Number: 2116
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Monday, August 4, 2003 - 12:06 am: | |
I can't believe this isn't the biggest thing here!!!!!!
I really love the both of you, and you know it.
Hi, what're ya havin'? |
Pervert Euchre (Perruche_verte)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Perruche_verte
Post Number: 497
Registered: 12-2000
| | Posted on Sunday, August 3, 2003 - 9:15 pm: | |
For you, young lovers (I wonder if the Vegas wedding chapels have this CD?):
I found her on a night of fire and noise
Wild bells rang in a wild sky
I knew from that moment on
I'll love her till the day that I died
And I kissed away a thousand tears
My lady of the Various Sorrows
Some begged, some borowed, some stolen
Some kept safe for tomorrow
On an endless night, silver star spangled
The bells from the chapel went jingle - jangle
Do you love me?
Like I love you?
(Nick Cave)
"Drink accomplished what God did not." --Marguerite Duras |
The Levitating Grin Salesman (Rimbaud)
le Duc
Username: Rimbaud
Post Number: 254
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, August 3, 2003 - 8:49 am: | |
Congrats once again, you crazy kids! Have a great time in Vegas!
"Please pardon our appearance while we are levitating..." |
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Icarus
Post Number: 551
Registered: 4-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, August 3, 2003 - 8:01 am: | |
HEAD watch out for e-snipers
Escapee from the drunk tank |
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis
Post Number: 3771
Registered: 1-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, August 3, 2003 - 4:44 am: | |
1 day 6 hours 14 mins
More exciting than an Ebay auction ain't it?
GO LIVE !!! |
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis
Post Number: 3770
Registered: 1-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, August 3, 2003 - 4:18 am: | |
1 day 6 hours 41 mins
Ouwwwwwwwwwwwch! It burns Louchey!
It BURNS!!! I need my eye drops.
*drip drip drip*
Coffee is good.
GO LIVE !!! |
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis
Post Number: 3769
Registered: 1-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 11:44 pm: | |
Who needs SHOCK eh?
Swami predicts "not much sleep".
1 day 11 hours 14 mins
GO LIVE !!! |
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin
Post Number: 1246
Registered: 1-1998
| | Posted on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 10:57 pm: | |
also, did I mention I'm excited as all get out?
we leave for the drive to Vegas in 6 hours. I've been bouncing off the walls all day (Headly is very patient).
1 day, 12 hours, 2 minutes and 37 seconds to go!
woooo!
“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880
http://www.feeverte.net |
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin
Post Number: 1245
Registered: 1-1998
| | Posted on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 10:52 pm: | |
Indeed, on that day Head will have to relinquish all of his feudal rights...
And hand them over to me.
xo,
Citoyen Kallisté
“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880
http://www.feeverte.net |
Carl Guderian (Bjacques)
le Duc
Username: Bjacques
Post Number: 278
Registered: 4-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 10:26 pm: | |
So that will be on the anniversary of the Law of the 4th of August? A happy coincidence? |
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis
Post Number: 3768
Registered: 1-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 10:18 pm: | |
1 day 12 hours 41 mins
Holy Father, Holy Father, ahhhhhhh....!
*klunk*
GO LIVE !!! |
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver
Post Number: 2115
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 6:41 pm: | |
I'm sobbing already!!!!!
I guessed this would happen quite a while ago. Then I was sure it would happen a while ago.
Now that it's happening, I sure am glad it is.
Hi, what're ya havin'? |
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis
Post Number: 3767
Registered: 1-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 11:52 am: | |
1 day 23 hours 7 mins
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Have a drink on us.
(The little airplane bottles
are real easy to sneak into work,
unless you already work at a bar
or factory or political office,
then you're good to go)
GO LIVE !!! |
