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Crochety Old Bastard (Artemis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Artemis

Post Number: 896
Registered: 10-2000
Posted on Friday, August 22, 2003 - 11:58 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Down,

Down,

Down, in a burnin' rang a fah-er
"He is an unapologetic, crochety old bastard who will peddle any fibs that will make him a buck, or put him on a pedestal."
Baz (Baz)
le Duc
Username: Baz

Post Number: 182
Registered: 3-2002
Posted on Friday, August 22, 2003 - 9:02 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

This ring-

IT BURNS!!!
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3776
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 12:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yay Baz...


GO LIVE !!!
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3775
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 11:49 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Something borrowed...

Thanks Morrigan!

Something Bleue...

MOOOOOOOOOONMAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!
GO LIVE !!!
Baz (Baz)
le Duc
Username: Baz

Post Number: 180
Registered: 3-2002
Posted on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 1:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It's my turn now-
I'll be getting married in about an hour and a half. figured I'd kill some time here, since it's really too late to do anything else.

Except run!
Marc Chevalier (Chevalier)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Chevalier

Post Number: 1400
Registered: 11-2001


Posted on Tuesday, August 5, 2003 - 8:50 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Try tossing some Versace t-shirts, big spender
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 2117
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, August 4, 2003 - 5:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The rice I threw just bounced off the screen.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
Carl Guderian (Bjacques)
le Duc
Username: Bjacques

Post Number: 282
Registered: 4-2001
Posted on Monday, August 4, 2003 - 2:41 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The blessed moment has come. As the happy couple leave the chapel, under a long arch of absinthe spoons held by lemurs and into a shower of parallellipipedal French sugar cubes thrown by a throng of well-wishers, let me be the first to raise a glass of Serpis (natch!) and wish the happy couple many days of absinthe and roses!

SALUD!
Crochety Old Bastard (Artemis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Artemis

Post Number: 859
Registered: 10-2000


Posted on Monday, August 4, 2003 - 12:55 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I recently watched a couple I know get married by a Flying Elvi type minister in a chapel in Las Vegas from the safety of my computer chair 1000 miles away. I wonder if Mr. & Mrs. Head didn't know about the webcam that's almost certainly in the marrying chamber, or did Head hang a sombrero on it to remain in mufti? Would have been a hell of a thing if everybody tuned in and saw him come up the aisle wearing that famous Mona Lisa Smile prosthesis, eh?
"He is an unapologetic, crochety old bastard who will peddle any fibs that will make him a buck, or put him on a pedestal."
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 1146
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Monday, August 4, 2003 - 12:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"That dweam wifin a dweeeam..."
Pastor of Muppets (Emmy)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Emmy

Post Number: 227
Registered: 9-2001


Posted on Monday, August 4, 2003 - 10:44 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

should be goin down any minute now eh?

*cracks open the bubbly*

weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
congrats again guys :-)
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 2116
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, August 4, 2003 - 12:06 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I can't believe this isn't the biggest thing here!!!!!!

I really love the both of you, and you know it.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
Pervert Euchre (Perruche_verte)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Perruche_verte

Post Number: 497
Registered: 12-2000


Posted on Sunday, August 3, 2003 - 9:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

For you, young lovers (I wonder if the Vegas wedding chapels have this CD?):

I found her on a night of fire and noise
Wild bells rang in a wild sky
I knew from that moment on
I'll love her till the day that I died
And I kissed away a thousand tears
My lady of the Various Sorrows
Some begged, some borowed, some stolen
Some kept safe for tomorrow
On an endless night, silver star spangled
The bells from the chapel went jingle - jangle
Do you love me?
Like I love you?

(Nick Cave)
"Drink accomplished what God did not." --Marguerite Duras
The Levitating Grin Salesman (Rimbaud)
le Duc
Username: Rimbaud

Post Number: 254
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, August 3, 2003 - 8:49 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Congrats once again, you crazy kids! Have a great time in Vegas!
"Please pardon our appearance while we are levitating..."
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 551
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Sunday, August 3, 2003 - 8:01 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

HEAD watch out for e-snipers
Escapee from the drunk tank
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3771
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Sunday, August 3, 2003 - 4:44 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

1 day 6 hours 14 mins

More exciting than an Ebay auction ain't it?


GO LIVE !!!
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3770
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Sunday, August 3, 2003 - 4:18 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

1 day 6 hours 41 mins

Ouwwwwwwwwwwwch! It burns Louchey!
It BURNS!!! I need my eye drops.

*drip drip drip*

Coffee is good.

GO LIVE !!!
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3769
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 11:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Who needs SHOCK eh?

Swami predicts "not much sleep".

1 day 11 hours 14 mins
GO LIVE !!!
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1246
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 10:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

also, did I mention I'm excited as all get out?

we leave for the drive to Vegas in 6 hours. I've been bouncing off the walls all day (Headly is very patient).

1 day, 12 hours, 2 minutes and 37 seconds to go!

woooo!
“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Mrs. Head (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1245
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 10:52 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Indeed, on that day Head will have to relinquish all of his feudal rights...

And hand them over to me.

xo,
Citoyen Kallisté


“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Carl Guderian (Bjacques)
le Duc
Username: Bjacques

Post Number: 278
Registered: 4-2001
Posted on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 10:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

So that will be on the anniversary of the Law of the 4th of August? A happy coincidence?
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3768
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 10:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

1 day 12 hours 41 mins

Holy Father, Holy Father, ahhhhhhh....!
*klunk*
GO LIVE !!!
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 2115
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 6:41 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm sobbing already!!!!!
I guessed this would happen quite a while ago. Then I was sure it would happen a while ago.
Now that it's happening, I sure am glad it is.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3767
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Saturday, August 2, 2003 - 11:52 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

1 day 23 hours 7 mins

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Have a drink on us.

(The little airplane bottles
are real easy to sneak into work,
unless you already work at a bar
or factory or political office,
then you're good to go)




GO LIVE !!!

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