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Traineraz (Traineraz)
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Post Number: 963
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 7:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy.

What a clever girl. I wonder what else would be "greased" and "stimulated"? Didn't know she was a punster.

Scary thing is, she's more clear about her positions than Ah-nold.
He who would sacrifice liberty for security deserves neither.

-- Thus Spake Zoboomafoo
Jay & The Imp (Thegreenimp)
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Posted on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 11:33 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

At least if you are going to get a fucking by the government, it would be better with Mary.
I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, and I'm happy to state I've finally won out over it........Elwood. P. Dowd
Barsnake (Barsnake)
le Duc
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Post Number: 199
Registered: 4-2002


Posted on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 11:17 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

http://marycareyforgovernor.com/

Even from the Looneys come some pearls of wisdom!
and the beat goes on...
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
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Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 1:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

http://www.mansonmythos.com/book17/Book_p2a.html
GO LIVE !!!
Traineraz (Traineraz)
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Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 1:05 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Is it made with real Sharon Tate?
He who would sacrifice liberty for security deserves neither.

-- Thus Spake Zoboomafoo
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
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Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 8:55 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

That's Charlie with a crow.
Note the infamous 'vest' the
"girls" made for daddy.
GO LIVE !!!
Crochety Old Bastard (Artemis)
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Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 8:19 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I thought this was a comedy thread ...

Is that Charles Manson with the crow?
"He is an unapologetic, crochety old bastard who will peddle any fibs that will make him a buck, or put him on a pedestal."
Strom Thurmond (Mogan_david)
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Post Number: 340
Registered: 4-2002


Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 5:41 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Spoonie,

Bush Apologists? Yeah this place is swarming with them. You can't turn a 747 in here without hitting... Well I guess you can.

Personally I believe California is doing a marvelous job at what it does best, providing entertainment for the rest of the country. The whole thing down there is starting to look like a sequel of Twins. I keep waiting for Danny DeVito to pop up and announce that they all shared the same Nazi father.... Mr Drummond
Pastor of Muppets (Emmy)
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Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 1:05 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

thus spoke head_prosthustra

amen brudda
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
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Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 12:42 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well, if anything good
is in California
it's my perfect love.



quote:

"Nah, y'all go on and rahd yer bahsicles!"

Blackbird singin' in the dead of night...




GO LIVE !!!
Spoon Boy (Absinthespoon)
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Posted on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 10:22 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

OK, Bush-apologists, please explain to me why the bad economy in California is Gray Davis' fault, and the bad economy in America is not George Bush's fault?

Asshole sore-loser Republicans started this recall movement a month after Davis took office. They are just trying to undo the results of the election, which they didn't like. As a California taxpayer, I am PISSED OFF as hell that this election is costing us untold hundreds of millions. $70M alone for the election, much much more for the lowered credit rating caused by the uncertainty. What the fuck gives Darryl Issa the right to do this to us?

Shwatzenegger, feh! What a joke. Another actor like Reagan, clueless about how to govern but clever enough to convince stupid people to vote for him.
Crochety Old Bastard (Artemis)
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Posted on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 4:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Those of you who don't live here don't understand, and never will."

10% and 9% I understand very well. It adds up to 19%. A comedy I don't have to understand; I just laugh.

"Keep the fuck out."

This shall be easily done.

"For that matter, if you DO live here, get the fuck out."

People by the thousands are doing just that, I understand. Those who remain will soon be sheared even closer to the bone to make up for the lost fleece.

"You are clogging up my freeways, dammit."

Not I. I drive on roads that often have grass growing through the pavement. I sought one out yesterday precisely because being part of a clog is not my idea of a great way to spend my life. It added two hours to my trip, but at least I was moving.
"He is an unapologetic, crochety old bastard who will peddle any fibs that will make him a buck, or put him on a pedestal."
Alphasoixante (Alphasoixante)
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Post Number: 138
Registered: 9-2001


Posted on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 12:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

ariana gets me all hot and bothered. i don't think it's the accent. zsa zsa never did.

Marc Chevalier (Chevalier)
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Posted on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 8:18 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Angelyne" is no porn star. She's much, much worse.
Lordhobgoblin (Lordhobgoblin)
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Posted on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 1:48 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Schwarzenagger has made numerous donations to the Wiesenthall centre. Hardly the actions of a neo-nazi.

Just because his father was a Nazi, that doesn't make him one. Although you'd have to be mentally deranged to choose him as Governor.
Raschied Britannica (Raschied)
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Posted on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 12:42 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Those of you who don't live here don't understand, and never will. Keep the fuck out. For that matter, if you DO live here, get the fuck out. You are clogging up my freeways, dammit.
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago.
Pontiac - We build Excitement.
Strom Thurmond (Mogan_david)
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Registered: 4-2002


Posted on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 7:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Candidate Rainier Wolfcastle has a public relations problem, it seems, with his allegedly Nazi father."

I'm no fan of "Arnold" for Governor, but come on. Do you think there would be such an uproar if he were running as a Democrat and his father were a card carrying communist?

Do you really believe the sins of the fathers should be borne by the children?
Crochety Old Bastard (Artemis)
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Posted on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 6:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Candidate Rainier Wolfcastle has a public relations problem, it seems, with his allegedly Nazi father.

Then there's Gary Coleman, and that woman from Green Acres (talks like her, anyway) ...

And Larry Flynt. His platform consists of sending his beaver magazine to the troops in Iraq. Hey Larry, ever heard of the Moslems?

Oh and there's the porn star candidate who wants to eliminate the foreign exchange and just put the split beaver right up in the state house, never mind the boys in the desert.

But with a 9% sales tax 10% state income tax, and the loser the sheared sheep of the Left Coast have already put into the governor's office, where's the real joke? I never thought California could provide so much amusement outside of Hollywood or Wallyworld.
"He is an unapologetic, crochety old bastard who will peddle any fibs that will make him a buck, or put him on a pedestal."
Jay & The Imp (Thegreenimp)
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Posted on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 2:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think Frank Zappa said it best:

"California's got the most of them
Boy, they got a host of them

Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
They got the flakes"


Flakes! Flakes!


I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, and I'm happy to state I've finally won out over it........Elwood. P. Dowd
The Levitating Grin Salesman (Rimbaud)
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Post Number: 266
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 12:50 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yeah, groundbreaking. Whoooooeeeeeee!
"Please pardon our appearance while we are levitating..."
Pataphysician (Pataphysician)
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Post Number: 645
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 12:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Best known for his groundbreaking work on TV's Diff'rent Strokes"



Emile “Hey You” Guy Smiley (Emileguysmiley)
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Post Number: 21
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 9:38 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2944754953

This is getting wierd!

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