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Traineraz (Traineraz)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Traineraz
Post Number: 963
Registered: 5-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 7:44 pm: |   |
3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy.
What a clever girl. I wonder what else would be "greased" and "stimulated"? Didn't know she was a punster.
Scary thing is, she's more clear about her positions than Ah-nold.
He who would sacrifice liberty for security deserves neither.
 -- Thus Spake Zoboomafoo |
Jay & The Imp (Thegreenimp)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Thegreenimp
Post Number: 357
Registered: 7-2001
| | Posted on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 11:33 am: | |
At least if you are going to get a fucking by the government, it would be better with Mary.
I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, and I'm happy to state I've finally won out over it........Elwood. P. Dowd |
Barsnake (Barsnake)
le Duc
Username: Barsnake
Post Number: 199
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 11:17 am: | |
http://marycareyforgovernor.com/
Even from the Looneys come some pearls of wisdom!
and the beat goes on... |
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis
Post Number: 3777
Registered: 1-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 1:11 pm: | |
http://www.mansonmythos.com/book17/Book_p2a.html
GO LIVE !!! |
Traineraz (Traineraz)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Traineraz
Post Number: 961
Registered: 5-2002
| | Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 1:05 pm: | |
Is it made with real Sharon Tate?
He who would sacrifice liberty for security deserves neither.
-- Thus Spake Zoboomafoo |
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis
Post Number: 3773
Registered: 1-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 8:55 am: | |
That's Charlie with a crow.
Note the infamous 'vest' the
"girls" made for daddy.
GO LIVE !!! |
Crochety Old Bastard (Artemis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Artemis
Post Number: 869
Registered: 10-2000
| | Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 8:19 am: | |
I thought this was a comedy thread ...
Is that Charles Manson with the crow?
"He is an unapologetic, crochety old bastard who will peddle any fibs that will make him a buck, or put him on a pedestal." |
Strom Thurmond (Mogan_david)
le Duc
Username: Mogan_david
Post Number: 340
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 5:41 am: | |
Spoonie,
Bush Apologists? Yeah this place is swarming with them. You can't turn a 747 in here without hitting... Well I guess you can.
Personally I believe California is doing a marvelous job at what it does best, providing entertainment for the rest of the country. The whole thing down there is starting to look like a sequel of Twins. I keep waiting for Danny DeVito to pop up and announce that they all shared the same Nazi father.... Mr Drummond
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Pastor of Muppets (Emmy)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Emmy
Post Number: 228
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 1:05 am: | |
thus spoke head_prosthustra
amen brudda |
Mssr. Arsénique Kallisti (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis
Post Number: 3772
Registered: 1-2001
| | Posted on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 12:42 am: | |
Well, if anything good
is in California
it's my perfect love.
quote:"Nah, y'all go on and rahd yer bahsicles!"
GO LIVE !!! |
Spoon Boy (Absinthespoon)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Absinthespoon
Post Number: 344
Registered: 7-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 10:22 pm: | |
OK, Bush-apologists, please explain to me why the bad economy in California is Gray Davis' fault, and the bad economy in America is not George Bush's fault?
Asshole sore-loser Republicans started this recall movement a month after Davis took office. They are just trying to undo the results of the election, which they didn't like. As a California taxpayer, I am PISSED OFF as hell that this election is costing us untold hundreds of millions. $70M alone for the election, much much more for the lowered credit rating caused by the uncertainty. What the fuck gives Darryl Issa the right to do this to us?
Shwatzenegger, feh! What a joke. Another actor like Reagan, clueless about how to govern but clever enough to convince stupid people to vote for him. |
Crochety Old Bastard (Artemis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Artemis
Post Number: 865
Registered: 10-2000
| | Posted on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 4:03 pm: | |
"Those of you who don't live here don't understand, and never will."
10% and 9% I understand very well. It adds up to 19%. A comedy I don't have to understand; I just laugh.
"Keep the fuck out."
This shall be easily done.
"For that matter, if you DO live here, get the fuck out."
People by the thousands are doing just that, I understand. Those who remain will soon be sheared even closer to the bone to make up for the lost fleece.
"You are clogging up my freeways, dammit."
Not I. I drive on roads that often have grass growing through the pavement. I sought one out yesterday precisely because being part of a clog is not my idea of a great way to spend my life. It added two hours to my trip, but at least I was moving.
"He is an unapologetic, crochety old bastard who will peddle any fibs that will make him a buck, or put him on a pedestal." |
Alphasoixante (Alphasoixante)
le Duc
Username: Alphasoixante
Post Number: 138
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 12:38 pm: | |
ariana gets me all hot and bothered. i don't think it's the accent. zsa zsa never did.
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Marc Chevalier (Chevalier)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Chevalier
Post Number: 1403
Registered: 11-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 8:18 am: | |
"Angelyne" is no porn star. She's much, much worse. |
Lordhobgoblin (Lordhobgoblin)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Lordhobgoblin
Post Number: 837
Registered: 10-2000
| | Posted on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 1:48 am: | |
Schwarzenagger has made numerous donations to the Wiesenthall centre. Hardly the actions of a neo-nazi.
Just because his father was a Nazi, that doesn't make him one. Although you'd have to be mentally deranged to choose him as Governor. |
Raschied Britannica (Raschied)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Raschied
Post Number: 355
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 12:42 am: | |
Those of you who don't live here don't understand, and never will. Keep the fuck out. For that matter, if you DO live here, get the fuck out. You are clogging up my freeways, dammit.
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago.
Pontiac - We build Excitement. |
Strom Thurmond (Mogan_david)
le Duc
Username: Mogan_david
Post Number: 337
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 7:48 pm: | |
"Candidate Rainier Wolfcastle has a public relations problem, it seems, with his allegedly Nazi father."
I'm no fan of "Arnold" for Governor, but come on. Do you think there would be such an uproar if he were running as a Democrat and his father were a card carrying communist?
Do you really believe the sins of the fathers should be borne by the children?
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Crochety Old Bastard (Artemis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Artemis
Post Number: 864
Registered: 10-2000
| | Posted on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 6:35 pm: | |
Candidate Rainier Wolfcastle has a public relations problem, it seems, with his allegedly Nazi father.
Then there's Gary Coleman, and that woman from Green Acres (talks like her, anyway) ...
And Larry Flynt. His platform consists of sending his beaver magazine to the troops in Iraq. Hey Larry, ever heard of the Moslems?
Oh and there's the porn star candidate who wants to eliminate the foreign exchange and just put the split beaver right up in the state house, never mind the boys in the desert.
But with a 9% sales tax 10% state income tax, and the loser the sheared sheep of the Left Coast have already put into the governor's office, where's the real joke? I never thought California could provide so much amusement outside of Hollywood or Wallyworld.
"He is an unapologetic, crochety old bastard who will peddle any fibs that will make him a buck, or put him on a pedestal." |
Jay & The Imp (Thegreenimp)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Thegreenimp
Post Number: 355
Registered: 7-2001
| | Posted on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 2:40 pm: | |
I think Frank Zappa said it best:
"California's got the most of them
Boy, they got a host of them
Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
They got the flakes"
Flakes! Flakes!
I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, and I'm happy to state I've finally won out over it........Elwood. P. Dowd |
The Levitating Grin Salesman (Rimbaud)
le Duc
Username: Rimbaud
Post Number: 266
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 12:50 pm: | |
Yeah, groundbreaking. Whoooooeeeeeee!
"Please pardon our appearance while we are levitating..." |
Pataphysician (Pataphysician)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Pataphysician
Post Number: 645
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 12:14 pm: | |
"Best known for his groundbreaking work on TV's Diff'rent Strokes"
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Emile “Hey You” Guy Smiley (Emileguysmiley)
Paysan
Username: Emileguysmiley
Post Number: 21
Registered: 5-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 9:38 am: | |
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2944754953
This is getting wierd! |
