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Louched_Liver
Posted on Friday, January 17, 2003 - 8:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Bowl in mouth, panting expectantly, socks thrown in corner.
Tortainglese
Posted on Thursday, January 16, 2003 - 8:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ah yes, they are so beautifully humiliated with their trousers and undies pulled down around the ankles and the exposed white socks pulled up the knees, bare buttocks quivering. Best to make them bow down with head to the floor so you dont have to see those God awful white socks anymore, an insult to my aesthetics. Sit back bored, indifferent, but somehow slightly amused and decided what to do next. The dog dish, brilliant! Get the door dog dish! Good little pet....
Louched_Liver
Posted on Thursday, January 16, 2003 - 5:41 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

'Specially from Torty. It was pain sitting next to her and not being able to drink her in.
2loucheltrec
Posted on Thursday, January 16, 2003 - 2:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

much!
2loucheltrec
Posted on Thursday, January 16, 2003 - 2:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

or would want to! a little pain never hurt anyone!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Thursday, January 16, 2003 - 11:58 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Who the hell is runnin'?
Drinkslinger
Posted on Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 11:12 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

That makes it tough to run...no?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 11:10 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

(standing expectantly w/pants around ankles)
Tortainglese
Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 8:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

ah yes, I am the sweet torment of men worldwide!
(throws back head, emits evil laugh and cracks whip on slaves bare buttocks.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 6:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm only that way around you, baby.
Tortainglese
Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 6:23 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

oh baby, body heat on a hot summer night!

In case anyone cares, Rudy came through her surgery ok but is feeling mighty poorly tonight. Her little belly is shaved, she cant jump, wobbles when she walks and howls a pitifull wail. Kind of like you, LL.

Meanwhile, as I nurse Rudy, my roomie went to the Met to see Carmen.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 5:40 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Actually, it wasn't until Monday that you called. Because of the massive destruction caused by party, nobody actually in NYC contacted me all day Sunday or Monday morning. So, I walked down to the Village, spent some time in Union Sq. park, then walked back up and left for home. You actually called me on my celly when I was online posting about our adventures.
Sitting next to you was the only time that night I sat down at all. And the fact that it was close enough to feel your bodyheat made it all the more memorable.
Tortainglese
Posted on Monday, January 13, 2003 - 7:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yes, that was a fun evening. we should do it again somehow. My only regret is that I had to work the following day and couldnt really indulge.
And because of said work, I think i was too late in calling you to make a successful dinner plan the following day.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, January 11, 2003 - 9:47 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

After almost a month!! And here she is. I looked for golden column to post this on, none was available. I don't consider my words "arty" (Hi Artie!) or "philosophical". The connection is not "strictly absinthe" either. So here we are.

You didn't know I cared? I still remember opening the door onto a hot Manhattan night to a petite, lovely beauty bearing food and the barest smirk.
Tortainglese
Posted on Saturday, January 11, 2003 - 8:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wow! a thread named after me! I am so honored. sorry, I didnt know you cared Liver. you should have posted it somewhere other than the equivalent of graffitti on the public toilet wall.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Thursday, January 9, 2003 - 4:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Uh, Torty?
Traineraz
Posted on Thursday, January 9, 2003 - 1:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

She's alive, Livvie, and posted a reply somewhere in the Forum.

You must seek out the reply on your own, and all will be made clear.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, January 6, 2003 - 9:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I look more than a little like the Flying Nun era Sally Fields. Befor Burt Reynolds nailed her and took the shine of her.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, January 6, 2003 - 9:23 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

You hate me! You really hate me!!
Traineraz
Posted on Monday, January 6, 2003 - 9:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oh my.

Now go to bed, or I'll Ethel your Merman.

By the way, Livvie . . . We hate you.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, January 6, 2003 - 9:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Or, Torty on E!!!! I'd like to be there for that.
Traineraz
Posted on Monday, January 6, 2003 - 9:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Uh, Torte + E? (now there's a combination)
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, January 6, 2003 - 8:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Uh, Torty?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, January 5, 2003 - 8:45 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Uh, Torty?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, January 4, 2003 - 8:45 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Uh, Torty?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 12:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Uh, Torty?
Traineraz
Posted on Saturday, December 21, 2002 - 7:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

. . . and she knew you were creepy from the start. Must not have bothered her. Perhaps she's a creepiphile.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, December 21, 2002 - 6:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Teezy,
Thanks, man. That really makes me feel better. I thought I just creeped out Torty.
Traineraz
Posted on Saturday, December 21, 2002 - 5:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Aww, Louchy, don't worry. Everybody knows you're creepy.

Wasn't that Mr. Creepy thread all about you?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, December 21, 2002 - 1:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Mebbe she's posted elsewhere on the Forum, and she just thinks I'm creepy.
Traineraz
Posted on Saturday, December 21, 2002 - 12:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Maybe her computer got stolen. Maybe she was abducted by aliens. Maybe Rudi, the Jelly-Toe Cat, got her tail stuck in the CD drive and ran about the apartment, dragging the computer after her, until it smashed into little pieces on the radiator. Maybe she became a Hari Krishna and is off at the airport selling flowers.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, December 21, 2002 - 8:47 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I cry myself to sleep every night now. Where did I go wrong Torty? Where did I go wrong?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Friday, December 20, 2002 - 8:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Man, do I feel snubbed and hurt.
Traineraz
Posted on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 11:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yes, where is Miz Tort? And Rudi, the Jelly-Toe Cat? I bet Mr. Pikkle is worried sick. I know Mr. Sweet Potato Head is.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 15, 2002 - 6:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Long time, no read. How have you been? I still regret not staying in The City so we could of had din-din, but the carnage of Fairy Fest laid most all to waste, not the least of whom-me. And the dim lights, small city of Allentown called me home. Thanks for bringing the food to the party and thank you for letting me get w/in 10' of your radiance.

The Longing, The Liver

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