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Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, January 5, 2003 - 8:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

A sign of life!!!!!!!!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, January 5, 2003 - 8:05 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Musta missed last call in this yuppie, artsy, liquer cafe.
Drinkslinger
Posted on Sunday, January 5, 2003 - 8:05 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Chirp...
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, January 5, 2003 - 7:50 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Cue the chirping crickets...
Again.
Traineraz
Posted on Sunday, December 29, 2002 - 10:43 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

. . . or break out the Chinette!
Perruche_Verte
Posted on Saturday, December 28, 2002 - 5:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Heh. I'd settle for one dishwasher... actually, I have an easier solution. It's called vegetarianism. No meat dishes, no problem with kashrut.

An Orthodox guy did tell me once that strictly speaking, I'd have to get rid of any plates I'd bought used, since I didn't know if meat had been served on them. But I figure if Orthodox people came over to eat, we'd just get takeout.
Traineraz
Posted on Saturday, December 28, 2002 - 4:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

PV -

We all know you're converting just for an excuse to have two sets of dishes and two dishwashers.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Saturday, December 28, 2002 - 10:42 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Pork free in '03.
Perruche_Verte
Posted on Saturday, December 28, 2002 - 9:34 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

The great fun of atheism is borrowing other people's religions. OK, kids, this year we're Jewish...
Louched_Liver
Posted on Wednesday, December 25, 2002 - 1:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sent my atheist ass on a scouting mission to church for future Xmas'. My ass told me not to go ever, because it is boring. Even if you smoke a joint on the way there.
Traineraz
Posted on Wednesday, December 25, 2002 - 10:54 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Livvy -

What was your atheist ass doing at a church service? What did you sit upon while it was gone?
Louched_Liver
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 6:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The Louchey family is part of a regentrification move also. "Wrong" side of 15th Street. The whole town is going to shit, blah, blah, blah.
I love, fuckin' love, livin' in town. And, we got an Italianate Victorian single home w/yard for $100k w/the hardwood floors, 11' ceilings, fireplace, heavy external ornamentation.
Screw the prevailing wisdom. I'd rather get my house in the 'hood, and fight to get the neighborhood cleaned up, than live in some suburb.

And merry Christmas Teezy. My atheist ass just got back from a candlelight service @ a church 2 minutes walking distance, and the snow is falling in Historic West Park, so I'm feeling efusive w/the love.
Traineraz
Posted on Tuesday, December 24, 2002 - 2:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Livvy -

I just moved in this August. It's an "improving" neighborhood. I's one o' dem evil "gentrifier" types who builds hisself a fancy new 1000+ square foot one-room house (with 12 foot ceilings, 1.5 baths and an attached one-car garage) on the semi-vacant lot (has a 1950s guest house, which I rehabbed and rent now to a pizzeria manager for $450/month, half the mortgage) in the nasty neighborhood, then goes callin' da cops to get rid of the crackheads.

The neighborhood has actually improved dramatically in the last couple of years. I just hope the duplex next door (with the pigeon palm . . . no, not a palm pilot, Head) goes on the market so's I can buy it, make the tree go away, fix it up reeeeeal nice and jack up da rents. (High tenant turnover there anyway, not like I'd be pushing Grandma out of her lifelong neighborhood.)

So, moving isn't an option until I can afford, say, a two-room house. Modern instead of Contemporary next time.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 11:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Teezy,
Is there a "move" option in your life?
Traineraz
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 10:55 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

5,000 pigeons in the neighbor's palm tree. Beat that.

Oh, and the gunshots . . . not from people shooting at the pigeons, either.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 3:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

PV,
11 Somalis/3 bedrooms. I still win!! Er, lose.
2nd round question-
How many sq. feet? The 8 above are jammed in about 1,000.
Raschied
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 6:26 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Everything I do, I do with William Shatner


Everything I do, I do with William Shatner
Loosing all my hair while my bellies growing fatner
And when I drink to much he holds my hair in his hands
And while Im blowing Chunks
He treats me like the captain

Ohhhh when we get together we boldly go
Talk about our favorite episodes
I dont want to go to work
I just want to hang with Captain Kirk
And If I had my way Id make it so

Everything I do, I do with William Shatner
Drink a couple of brews, Go to the Laundromat-ner
And when our clothes are dry, We fold them up together
Cause everything I do I do with William Shatner

Hey spend more time with him than George Takai
Say full speed ahead and were on our way
He is so mysterious, His middle names Tyberius
And hell make me his Cabin-Boy someday

Hey Bill Lets go get a tan
Hey Bill And a green woman
Hey Bill Well kill some romulans
Hey Bill Im your number one fan

Everything I do, I do with William Shatner
Go to the Rodeo and put on Our Cowboy Hat-ners
And when we paint the town, We buy each other dinner
Were fully functional Just like Brent Spinner (Spiner!)


(Copyright Warp 11. Go to Warp11.com for more information. All Rights reserved.)
Raschied
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 6:22 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Suds Me Up Sulu


The bathtubs the bridge & you've got the helm
Hot water burnin' burnin', overwhelms
And you've got control of the showerhead
So lather me lather me up baby. Warp speed ahead

Come on and Suds Suds Suds Me up Sulu.
Come on and Suds Suds Suds Me up Sulu.

I feel so dirty covered in grunge
Go get the captain's toupee
I need a sponge
Cause you've had a long day
And I smell your rank
So lets scrub ourselves spic and span and
Give each other a spank

Come on and Suds Suds Suds Me up Sulu.
No one else on this filthy ship
Can stay on course like you do
Come on and Suds Suds Suds Me up Sulu.
No one else can navigate a wormhole
As clean as you do

Start at my head and move to my feet
You can be the admiral baby and I'll be your fleet
Rinse and Repeat
Rinse and Repeat
Rinse and Repeat
Rinse and Repeat
Rinse and Repeat
Rinse and Repeat
Rinse and Repeat
Rinse and Repeat
Chorus

(Copyright Warp 11. Go to Warp11.com for more information. All Rights reserved.)
Perruche_Verte
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2002 - 4:59 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

How about a family of 11 Somalis in a 3-bedroom apartment below you?

Nice people but except for the Koran chanting I'm never sure if they're 'just talking' or trying to kill each other.
Traineraz
Posted on Sunday, December 22, 2002 - 10:55 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

()=oO <-- pure and innocent!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 22, 2002 - 9:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Guess the Euros have clubs and ecstasy. No time to dally in da 4Um.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 22, 2002 - 9:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ya know what is better than the aforementioned crickets?
A family of 8 Kosovars in a 1 bedroom apartment above you. The noise is so constant, it's soothing.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 22, 2002 - 9:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Dick Sucking Lackey?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Sunday, December 22, 2002 - 8:58 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

My back hurts from
leaning over and mousing
from a tool box on a hardwood
floor and typing with a keyboard
in my lap. I still have DSL though.

Um... not the DSL you're thinking either
Mister Trainer!!!
Louched_Liver
Posted on Sunday, December 22, 2002 - 8:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

And I mean assquick!!! This joint is dead on the weekends for a funk-punk, ventriloquist, lesbian, carwash. Or whatever the fuck it's supposed to be.

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