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Baz
Posted on Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 8:27 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I guess when I left everyone else did too...
Raschied
Posted on Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 10:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Glass of E. Sapin, Amelie' on the tube, and no pants.

My idea of a perfect evening.
Etienne
Posted on Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 2:45 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Another Freudian slip. Cool.
Uncle
Posted on Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 2:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I want the hills review we were promised! Give it to us your pubic has spoken! and so has your public!
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 11:52 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Excuse me? It all right under your
nose you're just too self involved
in your own little "hole" to see it.
Louched_Liver
Posted on Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 11:26 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Same time as the whole forum.
Baz
Posted on Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 6:45 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

When did the monkey hole get so quiet?
Destiny
Posted on Tuesday, January 28, 2003 - 4:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

14 y/o boy = 11 y/o girl with a schlong.
Baz
Posted on Tuesday, January 28, 2003 - 8:50 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm sure the prosecutors feel the need to protect those poor children that were so victimized fifty years ago. Can you imagine what their futures will be like, going into their seventies, knowing that there may be a naked photo of themselves being jacked off to by peewee?!??

Thank god we have prosecutors that care so much!!
Raschied
Posted on Monday, January 27, 2003 - 8:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Evidently, the pics in question date back to a collection of vintage "muscle mags" he picked up in an online auction. They are from the 40's and 50's, and some of these printed mags had young naked boys in them. Considered innocent at the time, in today's light they are disturbing. In any event, evidently Reubens bought boxloads of this type of stuff, and probably didn't know every single image he had.

He also had a copy of the Rob Lowe videotape, of Lowe and an underage girl, but he isn't getting prosecuted for that. Hmm.
Baz
Posted on Monday, January 27, 2003 - 11:34 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Kiddie porn?!?!

Children shouldn't be looking at porn!
Barsnake
Posted on Monday, January 27, 2003 - 9:32 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I noticed in the paper today that lawyers are arguing that Paul Ruebens collection has historical value and that he should not be convicted of possessing kiddie porn.
Lordhobgoblin
Posted on Saturday, January 25, 2003 - 1:17 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Let's hear it from the Spongmonkeys

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/
Lordhobgoblin
Posted on Saturday, January 25, 2003 - 1:10 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

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Crosby
Posted on Friday, January 24, 2003 - 6:22 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ouch!
Pataphysician
Posted on Friday, January 24, 2003 - 2:58 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yet none of them offer to replace Pete Townsend's confiscated collection.
Artemis
Posted on Friday, January 24, 2003 - 2:55 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"My grampaw never had no porno ... Just a bunch of musty, old,automobile manuals from the 40's and 50's."

And a bottle of Old Spice, of which I am now the proud owner. Makes me think of my dad.

"And now I think of my daddy
He bought these kind of shoes
And after all this time
I think I know him
I'd like to say I love him
But the time has passed away"

My Father's Shoes - Leon Russell on the album Will o the Wisp.
Thegreenimp
Posted on Friday, January 24, 2003 - 2:50 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sounds like a few years ago, British Bluesman John Mayall lost his extensive porn collection in a house fire. Reportedly several famous musicians held a benefit for him to replace his collection,......I believe they toungue in cheek called it "Hard Aid"
Jay
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, January 24, 2003 - 2:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ah yes... it was the father of a friends
cabin and we set ablaze the collection
of JUGGS magazines my own father had
accumulated.

The father of the cabin found charred
nipples and beavers in the debris the
following month. My friend was then
interrogated.

I kick myself to this day.

But that collection... I can rebuild it.
I have the technology!
Admin
Posted on Friday, January 24, 2003 - 2:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

wasn't that an uncle?


*keeping track of head's porn*
Baz
Posted on Friday, January 24, 2003 - 2:29 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

SOMEBODY had borrowed a cabin and found the porn under a bed or something...

So, what have I missed?
Head_Prosthesis
Posted on Friday, January 24, 2003 - 2:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

My grampaw never had no porno...
Just a bunch of musty, old,
automobile manuals from the
40's and 50's.

It probably was about me though.
I am the BRILLIANT FAMOUS AMERICAN
POSTER HEAD_PROSTHESIS...

I'm in talks with the Vatican
at this moment.
Baz
Posted on Friday, January 24, 2003 - 1:50 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think the last time I was around here I made up a poem about louched or head and his grandfather's porno.

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