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Uncle (Uncle)
le Vicomte
Username: Uncle

Post Number: 83
Registered: 5-2001


Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 10:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

If you can't be charming ,shove a ring in your dick! Oh the fun you'll have! You old pirate!(smile&sigh)
Absinthe Queen of Reviews (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3219
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 8:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

SUPER JOCKEY
Pata-P is the DUKE! Duke a' New York. HE'S "A" NUMBER ONE!!!
Absinthe Queen of Reviews (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3218
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 8:16 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Bonding, yet again.
Pata-P is the DUKE! Duke a' New York. HE'S "A" NUMBER ONE!!!
Mondino de' Luzzi (Drinkslinger)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Drinkslinger

Post Number: 184
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 7:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It's so nice to see you two playing together.
Absinthe Queen of Reviews (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3216
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 6:46 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

...same as it ever was...

...same as it ever was...
Pata-P is the DUKE! Duke a' New York. HE'S "A" NUMBER ONE!!!
Loner (Loner)
Mousquetaire
Username: Loner

Post Number: 18
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 6:31 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"She knows there's no success like failure
And that failure's no success at all."
Absinthe Queen of Reviews (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3215
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 6:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

And the successful never need
reassurance.
Pata-P is the DUKE! Duke a' New York. HE'S "A" NUMBER ONE!!!
Loner (Loner)
Mousquetaire
Username: Loner

Post Number: 17
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 6:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

hey man, don't give up -- quitters never win..
Absinthe Queen of Reviews (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3213
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 5:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I was thinking of
pleurosis today...

...and failed attempts
to cultivate charm.
Pata-P is the DUKE! Duke a' New York. HE'S "A" NUMBER ONE!!!
Pataphysician (Pataphysician)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Pataphysician

Post Number: 490
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 2:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

She objected to marrying her half a dozen dahabeeyahs, row on row of either their mental or their procreative propellers sounding in the distance were scarcely on speaking terms. It was that of their own boatboy, the increasing attentions paid by Prince Salah Nassif to a serious rival. He took the Boswell's launch, low and swift in the water. That line of lights lay the Lotus, turning to sleep had come alive.
Loner (Loner)
Mousquetaire
Username: Loner

Post Number: 16
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 8:48 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

trapezoidal fellow
backed out onto the green garbage bags
feet tangled in a long leash
he scraped his knee
and bumped his head
his arm in a canine's mouth
fell on deaf teeth

the trapezoidal fellow
believing he knew all the angles
wandered edgewise
across second avenue
and was struck by a taxi

the static moment laughed
and sailed a polygon into the air
as if to show her colors
the harbinger (a mere matter of time) conceded

the philosopher wept
mourning the absence of depth
Absinthe Queen of Reviews (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3212
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 7:46 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I picked a little booger
'bout an hour ago...

Tried to flick it off but
the booger just wouldn't go...

So I wiped it on the wall
of my Hollywood Bungalow.

Pata-P is the DUKE! Duke a' New York. HE'S "A" NUMBER ONE!!!
Loner (Loner)
Mousquetaire
Username: Loner

Post Number: 15
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 6:25 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

(-burp-)
Loner (Loner)
Mousquetaire
Username: Loner

Post Number: 14
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 6:19 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

The evil bitch of bitter brew
came toward me like a fog
I turned to flee disaster
and vowed to quit the grog

Her caftan (she wore over jeans)
flowed past me in the wind
A vision made from demon dreams
I thought me, I have sinned

O dear friends don't let me down
I'll learn some etiquette
The drink I'll learn to temporize
(but keep my nose still wet)

I'll dwell in mists of whiskey
And Loner none shall condemn
That swill of rotting hops, my friends
I'll never drink again

But whiskey, barkeep, I'll take three
I'll drink them every one
And learn the lessons others see
beyond the tedium
Heathen Beaner (Emmy)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Emmy

Post Number: 66
Registered: 9-2001


Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 3:48 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

but i was dead before i met him... :::boggled:::
Pataphysician (Pataphysician)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Pataphysician

Post Number: 488
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 7:37 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Meet him once, and then you're dead.
Absinthe Queen of Reviews (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3210
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Monday, March 10, 2003 - 9:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hello Kettle!
Pata-P is the DUKE! Duke a' New York. HE'S "A" NUMBER ONE!!!
Loner (Loner)
Mousquetaire
Username: Loner

Post Number: 13
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Monday, March 10, 2003 - 5:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

that would be "deciever" wouldn't it?
Absinthe Queen of Reviews (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3209
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Monday, March 10, 2003 - 5:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm a bit of a reciever, myself.
Pata-P is the DUKE! Duke a' New York. HE'S "A" NUMBER ONE!!!
pierre verte (Petermarc)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Petermarc

Post Number: 418
Registered: 9-2001
Posted on Monday, March 10, 2003 - 10:41 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

used with permission...this has been up for quite a while, several months before he started his forum...he asked, i gave, as i usually do...
Absinthe Queen of Reviews (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3207
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Monday, March 10, 2003 - 9:00 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

There's always a point in ones life
wherein one makes the innocent faux pas
of gently brushing against
the Devil's Nut Sac...

"Sometimes in my bed at night,
I curse the dark and
I pray for the light"
Pata-P is the DUKE! Duke a' New York. HE'S "A" NUMBER ONE!!!
Mondino de' Luzzi (Drinkslinger)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Drinkslinger

Post Number: 183
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Monday, March 10, 2003 - 1:01 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think Winston wins the "Click and Paste" award this year. A whole site based on a few right clicks of the mouse.

No porn though... bummer!
Crosby (Crosby)
le Duc
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 330
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, March 10, 2003 - 12:04 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I was just wondering if this was used with permission:

http://www.absinthebuyersguide.com/Articles/festival_peterverte.html
C'est ma santé

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