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Crosby (Crosby)
le Duc
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 332
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 9:36 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


C'est ma santé
Pataphysician (Pataphysician)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Pataphysician

Post Number: 503
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Friday, March 21, 2003 - 6:31 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Quite honestly, yes, it would be lovely. I'd even be willing to put up with all the self-congratulatory back-slapping from the jingoists if it meant this would be over that quickly."

Well, that, and putting up with the irrevocable erosion of democracy in the U.S.
Carl Guderian (Bjacques)
le Duc
Username: Bjacques

Post Number: 221
Registered: 4-2001
Posted on Thursday, March 20, 2003 - 4:16 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

hamster and gerbil pee also. That's been years. Too bad I can't say the same about mice. We have 'em here like Texas has roaches
Barsnake (Barsnake)
le Duc
Username: Barsnake

Post Number: 167
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Thursday, March 20, 2003 - 9:50 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

uh, gawd I hope so, Jack!
and the beat goes on...
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 881
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Thursday, March 20, 2003 - 9:44 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Am I the only person who has noticed that male mouse pee smells like corn chips?
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 880
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Thursday, March 20, 2003 - 9:44 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Quite honestly, yes, it would be lovely. I'd even be willing to put up with all the self-congratulatory back-slapping from the jingoists if it meant this would be over that quickly. My only fear is that it would set a bad precedent, and we'd feel free to attack the next country on the assumtion it would be this easy again.

I guess I feel about war the same way some Christians feel about sex. There NEED to be some potential consequences, or people will just do it all the time.

But yeah, if Saddam was the only person to die, I wouldn't shed any tears...
Absinthe Queen of Reviews (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3241
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Thursday, March 20, 2003 - 8:10 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I love corn on the cob

...but can't stand the low
budget, 1970's, public access cable,
"feel" of middle eastern television.

Only if there's naked people and
chikka chikka bow wow music
that I can handle...
Pata-P is the DUKE!
Duke a' New York.
HE'S "A" NUMBER ONE!!!



Carl Guderian (Bjacques)
le Duc
Username: Bjacques

Post Number: 217
Registered: 4-2001
Posted on Thursday, March 20, 2003 - 5:33 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ewww. I hate cooked corn. I like corn chips, corn tortilla, popcorn and even cornbread, but I can't stand it as cooked kernels or on the cob.

Iraqi TV just went off the air (showing only test pattern) in the middle of a rerun of Hussein's "ya missed me!" speech. Before that it was "we love Saddam" music videos, afternoon prayer call and man in the street interviews (caught words like "Bush," Sharon" and "Allah.") The place looks like Galveston, or maybe Naples, only flat. Dutch provider runs a feed on dsltv.nl, free but available only to Dutch IP addresses. They wanted to get al-Jazeera, but didn't have the money for it.
Absinthe Queen of Reviews (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3239
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 - 8:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Damn! This rice and corn tastes good.
Pata-P is the DUKE! Duke a' New York. HE'S "A" NUMBER ONE!!!
Absinthe Queen of Reviews (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3238
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 - 8:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!

Pata-P is the DUKE! Duke a' New York. HE'S "A" NUMBER ONE!!!
Karl (Raschied)
le Duc
Username: Raschied

Post Number: 275
Registered: 3-2002


Posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2003 - 8:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The first and only airstrike of the War took out Saddam?

BAM! War over! Thanks for playing!

Unfortunately, I don't think it'll be that easy....or that bloodless...
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago.
Pontiac - We build Excitement.

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