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Lordhobgoblin (Lordhobgoblin)
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Posted on Tuesday, May 6, 2003 - 12:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Maybe he should do something like flashing his cock at a high ranking coalition army officer. He might be in luck and get arrested for indecent exposure.
Jay & The Imp (Thegreenimp)
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Posted on Tuesday, May 6, 2003 - 11:27 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

The New Rodney Dangerfield?......He can't even get arrested.....No respect at all


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2986459.stm
Jay & The Imp (Thegreenimp)
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Posted on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 12:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'll give you one guess where they (or it) came from.
Crosby (Crosby)
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Posted on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 12:36 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Two in a matter of Hours! No worries little campers, there's plenty of room for you over at the Larslounge.
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The Red Pidgeon (Icarus)
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Posted on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 11:25 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Just take a look at the link he posted at the Lounge... Blech, worse than MAttm3's collection.
Kallisti (Admin)
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Posted on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 11:01 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

and yer OUTA HERE!

Man, and he just wrote this morning asking why he couldn't register with an aol/hotmail/juno/yahoo account.

and I said "Those accounts are popular with trolls."

ta-dah!
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Lordhobgoblin (Lordhobgoblin)
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Posted on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 10:59 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

From the look of Michael Jackson I'd say his protective face-covering was faulty when he was developing chemical weapons at his Neverland research lab. He ought to sue the manufacturers.
Heathen Beaner (Emmy)
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Posted on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 10:51 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

i'm just waiting for Michael Jackson to snap one of these days and drop nukes on us all!

you know he's got em!

:D
The Red Pidgeon (Icarus)
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Posted on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 10:11 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Troll *cough*
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Posted on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 10:08 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

All I am sayin is we are all familiar with their word jihad.....maybe they should get familiar with one of ours like.........genocide.
Lordhobgoblin (Lordhobgoblin)
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Posted on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 9:54 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

And I suppose why not put on your white hood and plant a burning cross in front of their homes while you're at it?

Muslims (and others who happen to be brown) who just want to get on with their lives are suffering enough abuse and hatred from ignorant bigots and this hatred has increased hugely as a result of this war.

If you're ignorant enough to think less of a person because of their colour or religion then you're just a sad, pathetic, fool.
Acidgawd (Acidgawd)
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Posted on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 9:05 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I say we reduce are nuclear weapons cache in the most useful way.........by dropping a shitload of them on the brown ppl.
Pataphysician (Pataphysician)
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Posted on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 8:31 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

from "Get Your War On"
Pataphysician (Pataphysician)
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Posted on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 8:28 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

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Lordhobgoblin (Lordhobgoblin)
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Posted on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 4:13 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Try this out.

<http://www.rock103.com/bin.html>

I'm sure you'll have better lucking at eliminating Bin Laden than the coalition forces did.

We should have another similar game for eliminating Saddam Hussein or for discovering WMDs in Iraq.

Lordhobgoblin (Lordhobgoblin)
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Posted on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 4:08 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wasn't Syria actually a French mandate along with Lebanon. Iraq, Trans-Jordan and Palestine were the British mandates in the middle-east.
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
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Posted on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 5:31 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


quote:

We used to own it with the Brits, lets just take it all back



Yeah, but then the Turks would take it back from us, and the Egyptians from them, and the Arabs from them, and the Romans from them, lather, rinse, repeat...
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Posted on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 5:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


quote:

Well I suppose no WMDs were found in Iraq so why not search the entire middle-east until some turn up?



"Oh, here they are! They were in Israel all the time... Isn't it always the last place you look?"
Lordhobgoblin (Lordhobgoblin)
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Posted on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 10:03 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

But you wouldn't to 'take it back' as that would necessitate stationing hundreds of thousands of US troops there for decades. Its not just as simple as winning a relatively short war and then suddenly its all yours and the troops can go back home. It takes a lot more troops to occupy a country than to win a war and they would have to stay for a very, very long time.

The British govern Northern Ireland, they had 30,000 troops there at one point and the troops have been there for nearly 4 decades now (due to the actions of only a few hundred IRA terrorists). Given that the majority (nowadays just) of those living in Northern Ireland are strongly in favour of Britain remaining there (and many of those opposed to this are lukewarm in their opposition) and the fact that Northern Ireland is tiny (90 miles by 90 miles maximum), it would take many, many times more troops than that to occupy the likes of Syria which is an huge country with a population that would be overwhelmingly opposed to an American occupation. That would prove very, very costly both in terms of servicemen's live and tax rises back home.
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Posted on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 7:32 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

We used to own it with the Brits, lets just take it all back
Lordhobgoblin (Lordhobgoblin)
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Posted on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 2:06 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well I suppose no WMDs were found in Iraq so why not search the entire middle-east until some turn up?
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Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 8:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

On to Syria!!!
Crosby (Crosby)
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Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 6:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


"We were going to take it down anyway."
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Jay & The Imp (Thegreenimp)
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Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 10:55 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Roasting His Stomach in Hell........No comedy tour for Al-Sahaf, looks like he did himself (or someone did for him) the "big favor".

Iraqi refugees: Al-Sahaf committed suicide
15-04-2003, 11:46


Iraqi refugees who have taken shelter at Iraq's borders near the Iranian town of Dehloran over the week have claimed that Information Minister Saeed al-Sahaf had committed suicide, the Iranian newspaper, Mardomsalari reported Tuesday. A similar report was published in Iran's Arabic newspaper, Al Wifaq.

According to these reports, al-Sahaf hanged himself a few hours before Baghdad fell to US forces on April 9th. The refugees gave no source to confirm their claim.

In his press briefing on Monday, White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer, said the US government believed former Iraqi leaders, including deputy Prime Minister Tareq Aziz and al-Sahaf, may be hiding in Syria. (Albawaba.com)
Carl Guderian (Bjacques)
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Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 5:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I don't think that's what the policy hawks of PNAC or the economic hawks of the American Enterprise Institute have in mind, but rather one big drug-free Enterprise Zone, with no minimum wage of course. No social safety net; Joe Republican doesn't get one at home, so why should those ingrates get one?

Hence the AK-47s. The Iraqis may have to shoot their way out of the sweatshop.

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