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mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Vicomte
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 53
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 5:03 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ohhh yes VERY BIG
The Red Pidgeon (Icarus)
Mousquetaire
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 46
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 12:19 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yeah, a WIDE selection.
Semi Gifted Amateur (Masque)
Mousquetaire
Username: Masque

Post Number: 15
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 12:14 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

He certainly has a wide selection. And so willing to share...
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1401
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 1:46 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

BJ (appropriately to the subject) go to the LoucheLounge and look up the bulk of Smmmmut3's posts. Then pocket your money for the next layout for a copy of Swank.
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
MC Pee Pants (Fluffy_g)
Mousquetaire
Username: Fluffy_g

Post Number: 8
Registered: 3-2003
Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 12:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Wow Mystical, I like the way you talk."
Heh heh... See, I told ya so. Don't go too far or he may start stalking you around the forum.
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 910
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 11:54 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm confused...
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Vicomte
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 51
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 6:10 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wow Mystical, I like the way you talk.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1393
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 5:20 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Smuttttttt3's slumped over the keyboard w/his pants around his ankles and his nose clicking his mouse on Refresh @ Club 17.
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
MC Pee Pants (Fluffy_g)
Mousquetaire
Username: Fluffy_g

Post Number: 6
Registered: 3-2003
Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 11:08 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'll bet you just made smutt3's day.
lautrec (Mystical)
Mousquetaire
Username: Mystical

Post Number: 13
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 11:05 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hmmm...that's a good point, I could be a dude running around pretending to be a chick...lemme check...*peek*....nope, not a guy....
balzdeep (Swarez)
Mousquetaire
Username: Swarez

Post Number: 7
Registered: 12-2002


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 9:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hell, questioned half of what he posted.
Hell, at least I can lick myself...
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 402
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 9:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The thing about the internet is you don't know if they're really females. Not that it would matter to Smuttttt3.
C'est ma santé
balzdeep (Swarez)
Mousquetaire
Username: Swarez

Post Number: 6
Registered: 12-2002


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 9:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Do miss the chat that the other forum had to offer -- Now it's dead as an arizona summer. Always fun to watch smatt2 chasing the pretty young ladies around the forum to try to entice them to chat alittle.
Hell, at least I can lick myself...
Swarez (Swarez)
Paysan
Username: Swarez

Post Number: 5
Registered: 12-2002


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 8:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"I think I'm jumping ship. I didn't check the lounge weekend before last, and then I stopped in last Monday to find that everything had gone balls-out ka-razy."

If you meant "Balzdeeplycrazy" sorry but here as well -- and real-- just felt little more open to post over there, and as nobody else was posting my name ended up more than normal. Just always liked balzdeep -- any chance of changing that over here?
Hell, at least I can lick myself...
Quidam (Artemis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Artemis

Post Number: 717
Registered: 10-2000


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 6:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"I didn't think I NEEDED something I myself said"

It's sort of what makes a personal quote personal.

" ... how about "The ASS is on the OTHER boot, now, isn't it?"

I like that very much. Just as long as you're sure Jesus didn't say it first.

Jesus > "Thomas" > Some guy talking about Coptics > Mousquetaire

First thing you know Baghdad Bob is in the mix.

Quelle vie ont eue nos grands-parents
Entre l'absinthe et les grands-messes... ?

The (Celticgent)
le Vicomte
Username: Celticgent

Post Number: 56
Registered: 10-2002


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 5:16 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sweet Saint Syphillis!
In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.
Lanterne_verte (Lanterne_verte)
Paysan
Username: Lanterne_verte

Post Number: 4
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 4:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Damn. And I just won a bottle of Versinthe. It would have been nice to have something to serve guests.

(guests reaching for my Emile tend to draw back bloody stumps)
"These DTs remind me of the ladies I've known. They sure are pretty, but they make me feel like shit."
lautrec (Mystical)
Mousquetaire
Username: Mystical

Post Number: 10
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 3:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Don't worry Kallisti, it probably got mixed up or something, I'll private mail you later. Alandia is letting me use this one right now, I'm helping to spread the good ole' alandiac word and place notices of updates and such...
mattm3 (Mattm3)
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Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 42
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 3:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Just trying to track him down in case sonopie doesnt come up with my suger!!!!
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 401
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 3:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Smutttttttttttttt3, you're trying to hard to make sense of lies that Snopie can't even keep straight. When Sonopie claimed yesterday that Opie's name was Blaine and his name was Charles, I posted the registration for optimalsmarts.com, showing Charles as the owner. He has deleted this and banned me.
C'est ma santé
Kallisti (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 937
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 3:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

as optimalsmarts. I posted his profile info around here somewheres yesterday.

This was back in December or thereabouts.
“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
mattm3 (Mattm3)
Mousquetaire
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 41
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 2:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

What name did sonopie use?
Kallisti (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 936
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 2:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Mystic, I coulda sweared I approved an account for you and Opie at the same time.

More or less for the joy of watching you go at it. I guess there was a mixup ... are you sure you didn't apply under another name or something? You can email me directly: kallisti@sepulchritude.com
“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
mattm3 (Mattm3)
Mousquetaire
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 40
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 2:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Mystical, what does Grune Fee taste like? I've never tried any of those non anise absinthes.
lautrec (Mystical)
Mousquetaire
Username: Mystical

Post Number: 9
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 2:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Trying to rip him a new hole since he started his alter-boy pumping sales....optimalfarts

from your ever friendly absinthe chick....
lautrec (Mystical)
Mousquetaire
Username: Mystical

Post Number: 8
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 2:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Brett, that email that you were sent about Opie was from me. I would have posted it myself but I didn't have anything but a free acct which wouldn't allow me sign up. I was trying to warn everyone about Opies crap in advance, I've been on to him for awhile now.
dave schaeffer (Lanterne_verte)
Paysan
Username: Lanterne_verte

Post Number: 3
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 2:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Fishy One?

Oh, wait. Got it. I spoke to you before and mentioned my employer, no? Then you also remember my cancelled foray to Alientown due to vagina. Well, my vagina supply done run out. She sure was pretty, but...you know. Perhaps we can hit O'Malley's some night.

You COULD hit me with a cork, but you wouldn't really do it, would you?

Actually, I'm quoting Nick Tosches' "What the Coptic Guy Said." I didn't think I NEEDED something I myself said...how about "The ASS is on the OTHER boot, now, isn't it?"

About Opie: Other than being yet another psycho-entrepeneur, what DID he do? Did he fleece anybody? I mean, he doesn't seem like the type of person I'd want to associate with, but did he scam anybody?
"These DTs remind me of the ladies I've known. They sure are pretty, but they make me feel like shit."

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