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Crosby (Crosby)
le Duc
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Post Number: 348
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, April 2, 2003 - 1:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Not from anything you post.
C'est ma santé
Lordhobgoblin (Lordhobgoblin)
Absinthe Mafia
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Posted on Wednesday, April 2, 2003 - 10:23 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well you're certainly not going to to die from laughing that's for sure.
Crosby (Crosby)
le Duc
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Post Number: 347
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, April 1, 2003 - 3:55 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"...it's not as if laughing ever killed anyone."

Actually, it has.
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Lordhobgoblin (Lordhobgoblin)
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Post Number: 729
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Posted on Tuesday, April 1, 2003 - 12:47 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Zman7,

I have relatives as well as friends currently serving in Iraq, a cousin in the British Army and a friend in the US Army. So it is as much for real for me as it is for you. My American friend regularly jokes about it in his e-mails and he really is in the thick of it (I haven't yet heard from my cousin).

Just because it's for real doesn't mean you can't laugh, it's not as if laughing ever killed anyone.
Mondino de' Luzzi (Drinkslinger)
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Post Number: 196
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 8:50 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Remember when Saddam gave GW a swirlie? I'll bet that's what this "war" is all about.
Absinthe Queen of Reviews (Head_prosthesis)
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Post Number: 3253
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 8:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Funny things happen in Detroit.

http://cityofdetroit.com/images/bushsaddam.bmp
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Carl Guderian (Bjacques)
le Duc
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Post Number: 234
Registered: 4-2001
Posted on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 6:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

If Iraq wins the war, maybe they'll liberate us from our Vietnamese overlords, who've ruled us from New Saigon (formerly Washington D.C.), following our humilitating capitulation 28 years ago. Actually, the Vietnamese restaurants in Houston are pretty good and that Nguyen guy was a real powerhouse when he played for Texas A&M, so maybe I'm not so eager to be liberated after all...
Carl Guderian (Bjacques)
le Duc
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Post Number: 233
Registered: 4-2001
Posted on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 6:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Shit! With that key, Hussein can let himself in the back door without anybody noticing! It's too late to change the locks NOW...
Absinthe Queen of Reviews (Head_prosthesis)
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Post Number: 3252
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Posted on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 5:36 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/daily/nov98/nazicars30.htm


Hitler.
Ford.
Detroit.
Hussein.
Dearborn.
Chaldeans.
Michigan.
Prosthesis.

Most Brilliant Famous American Poster Head_prosthesis receives prestigious Ford World Headquarters in Dearborn Streamiline Cranial Prototyoe Award

When are the lines going to stop crossing?
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The (Celticgent)
le Vicomte
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Posted on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 9:05 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Fun fact #237

http://www.detnews.com/2003/metro/0303/26/a06-119619.htm
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Carl Guderian (Bjacques)
le Duc
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Post Number: 231
Registered: 4-2001
Posted on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 9:41 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Colonel Sanders (peace be upon him) really looked more like Ho Chi Minh.
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
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Posted on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 12:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

If Mel Brooks can ake a musical about a musical about Hitler, we can make fun of the war in Iraq. There is a difference between being serious and being grave. Ask Buffy.
Z (Zman7)
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Registered: 7-2001
Posted on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 12:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm not in the mood for laughing. I have friends over there. For me, this is serious, and for keeps.
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Lordhobgoblin (Lordhobgoblin)
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Posted on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 12:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Zman7 and Crosby,

Lighten up and have a laugh for God's sake.

It seems that the first casualty of war is not in fact truth but sense of humour.



In case you hadn't noticed Saddam Hussein is not in fact an Islamic fundamentalist so you can rest easy in the knowledge that he would be unlikely to cover your statue of liberty in a burka.
Carl Guderian (Bjacques)
le Duc
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Post Number: 228
Registered: 4-2001
Posted on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 4:46 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think that Perle feller said something about Iran and Syria being next...

...I think a reverse domino effect is when dominoes fall the other way, but expecting to create a democracy out of a dictatorship is like expecting fallen dominoes to right themselves.

I've been watching Sky News graphically--too graphically--showing the Battle of Thebitbetweennasiriyahandnajaf--this blue tank fired at two red men, but they didn't fall. Uh-oh. Not to mention that Basra was where Wings Over The World were based in "Things To Come." Hussein's captured Raymond Massey and forced that doctor dude to make something besides the Gas of Peace, and he'd just waiting for the right moment.

Did anyone else see the young US officer whose helmet said "XO Shai-Hulud?" A couple of days ago.
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
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Posted on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 4:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It should be the Hopping Froggie Prince Act.
Crosby (Crosby)
le Duc
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Post Number: 342
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 4:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yeah, the patriot act is definitely misnamed.
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Kallisti (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
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Posted on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 3:30 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

*cough* patriot act *cough*


And trainer, because hopping frogs are funny and make me smile.

A helluva lot more than a smiley face does . and because everyone around here seemed to have lost their sense of humor for awhile.

Unlike now ...
“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

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Crosby (Crosby)
le Duc
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Post Number: 341
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 3:16 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

That's a typical, knee-jerk, liberal reaction to patriotism. Maybe you and knob-gobbler should have a little love fest.
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Darrin, Stalker of Head (Traineraz)
Elitist Bastard
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Post Number: 882
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 3:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

OK, Crosby, our buddies John Ashcroft and Dubya are working overtime to erode the liberties . . . so, when comes the death? :-)

More importantly, why is my smiley face a hopping frog prince?? :-(
He who would sacrifice liberty for security deserves neither.
Crosby (Crosby)
le Duc
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Post Number: 340
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 12:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


C'est ma santé
Z (Zman7)
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Post Number: 219
Registered: 7-2001
Posted on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 12:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Jesus, Hob, what a fucking loser you are.
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Crosby (Crosby)
le Duc
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Post Number: 339
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 11:46 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Read my lips, not gonna happen.
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Lordhobgoblin (Lordhobgoblin)
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Posted on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 10:43 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Lordhobgoblin (Lordhobgoblin)
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Posted on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 10:40 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

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