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ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1356
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Saturday, April 12, 2003 - 3:19 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I've still got the welts!
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
Ayatollah of Rock and er... Rollah! (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3316
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Friday, April 11, 2003 - 9:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Speaking of headbanging and ass backing.
I sometimes sit and fondle ponderingly back
to the time...

It really whips the Loucheys ASS
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1353
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Friday, April 11, 2003 - 8:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

So, you guys like monkeys, eh? Well then, you know what it's like when some red-hot, red-ass baboon pushes her nethers up on ya and it smells just like 15 year old yogurt.
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
Ayatollah of Rock and er... Rollah! (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3313
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Friday, April 11, 2003 - 5:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

YOU FLAMIN'MONKEE MIXER!!!
(insert cyber noogey)
Alphasoixante (Alphasoixante)
le Duc
Username: Alphasoixante

Post Number: 115
Registered: 9-2001


Posted on Friday, April 11, 2003 - 1:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

i give up! here you go:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305038694.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Alphasoixante (Alphasoixante)
le Duc
Username: Alphasoixante

Post Number: 114
Registered: 9-2001


Posted on Friday, April 11, 2003 - 1:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

one more try:
monkee
Alphasoixante (Alphasoixante)
le Duc
Username: Alphasoixante

Post Number: 113
Registered: 9-2001


Posted on Friday, April 11, 2003 - 1:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

head
Alphasoixante (Alphasoixante)
le Duc
Username: Alphasoixante

Post Number: 112
Registered: 9-2001


Posted on Friday, April 11, 2003 - 1:10 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

head, a gift for you:
image{head}
be my head and i'll be yours.
Alphasoixante (Alphasoixante)
le Duc
Username: Alphasoixante

Post Number: 108
Registered: 9-2001


Posted on Friday, April 11, 2003 - 8:55 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

_sense of humor_ injured by yogurt quip.
pride injured by scathing news bulletin parody.

come on head. i love you man.
Ayatollah of Rock and er... Rollah! (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3308
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Friday, April 11, 2003 - 8:30 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

PRIDE INJURED BY YOGURT QUIP
news at eleven...
Alphasoixante (Alphasoixante)
le Duc
Username: Alphasoixante

Post Number: 105
Registered: 9-2001


Posted on Friday, April 11, 2003 - 6:40 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

dude, that sentence was totally funny! cause, like, yogurt is so not smart! and like, yogurt gets dumber the older it gets! so 15 year old yogurt would be, like, totally more dumb! that was so sweet!
The Red Pidgeon (Icarus)
Mousquetaire
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 16
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, April 10, 2003 - 10:22 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Gets my vote.
Spoon Boy (Absinthespoon)
le Duc
Username: Absinthespoon

Post Number: 251
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Thursday, April 10, 2003 - 10:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


quote:

15-year old yogurt has argued more effectively here than you have.




omigod, i almost choked on my sleepytime tea... that was priceless.

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