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The Red Pidgeon (Icarus)
Mousquetaire
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 23
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 1:45 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Optimal Spit
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 380
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 1:43 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Opie roasting on a spit.
C'est ma santé
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1366
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 1:29 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Kalladmin sez:
"Me and Crosby oughta have an Opie Sugar bonfire ...

on a giant tin foil spoon."

Chasing the sugar dragon?
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 379
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 1:16 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

What a surprise.
C'est ma santé
lautrec (Mystical)
Paysan
Username: Mystical

Post Number: 1
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 12:51 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

At this time Opie is rather in debt with several absinthe companies that he has purchased from (bounced checks), doing the ole' song and dance routine unfortunetly....
-Absinthefairy
The Red Pidgeon (Icarus)
Mousquetaire
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 20
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 12:45 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

That's a sweet idea.
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 378
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 12:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I doubt we'll ever be rid of it all.
C'est ma santé
Kallisti (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 926
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 12:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Me and Crosby oughta have an Opie Sugar bonfire ...

on a giant tin foil spoon.
“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
mattm3 (Mattm3)
Paysan
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 4
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 9:20 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Guess what? I ordered opie suger from sonoman 2 weeks ago and still havent recieved it yet.
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 370
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Friday, April 11, 2003 - 2:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Under which one of his hundreds of assumed personas?
C'est ma santé
Turd Ferguson (Turdferguson)
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Username: Turdferguson

Post Number: 20
Registered: 1-2003


Posted on Friday, April 11, 2003 - 12:55 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

He's still around. I bought a bottle from him a couple weeks ago.
Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba B-
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 369
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Thursday, April 10, 2003 - 11:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Stay tuned.
C'est ma santé
Semi Gifted Amateur (Masque)
Mousquetaire
Username: Masque

Post Number: 12
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Thursday, April 10, 2003 - 11:17 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I have not heard of anyone who has been burned yet, but these things take time.
The Red Pidgeon (Icarus)
Paysan
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 2
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Wednesday, April 9, 2003 - 10:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Opie the boy behind the curtain.

Who is he, what does he do? Is he one, or many. We may never know.


Or care!
Fuckin' dickhead (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1331
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Wednesday, April 9, 2003 - 9:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'll Louche to that!
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 361
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, April 9, 2003 - 9:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The Opie identity scams are much more complicated than any of us thought, as is "his" license with the truth.
C'est ma santé
Fuckin' dickhead (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1327
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Wednesday, April 9, 2003 - 8:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Time will tell, as will any burn victims.
Pervert Euchre (Perruche_verte)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Perruche_verte

Post Number: 437
Registered: 12-2000


Posted on Wednesday, April 9, 2003 - 8:07 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Man, I hope nobody got taken here, a la Wolvie.

"Drink accomplished what God did not." --Marguerite Duras
Fuckin' dickhead (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1326
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Wednesday, April 9, 2003 - 7:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The ever shifting sands that surround Optimmy. Enter at your wallet's own risk.
Mondino de' Luzzi (Drinkslinger)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Drinkslinger

Post Number: 208
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Wednesday, April 9, 2003 - 8:29 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Opie has left the building. Someone else was covering his previous agreements.
Jason Pickett (Masque)
Paysan
Username: Masque

Post Number: 10
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Wednesday, April 9, 2003 - 12:51 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Maes said he recieved his items even after Opie returned. He had the same long shipping wait I did though.
Crosby (Crosby)
le Duc
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 351
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, April 2, 2003 - 8:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

But Mom, you promised!
C'est ma santé
Oxygenee (Oxygenee)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Oxygenee

Post Number: 128
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Wednesday, April 2, 2003 - 4:23 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The last I heard he was about to embark on a grand European tour "with some associates", after which he would be able to supply EVERYTHING - Emile, Guy, La Bleue, vintage Pernod Fils in the convenient screw-top dinky, EVERYTHING.

Maybe his Mom and Dad cancelled their trip.
Crosby (Crosby)
le Duc
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 350
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, April 2, 2003 - 2:02 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Opie took a dirt nap.
C'est ma santé
Brett Tyre (Brett)
le Duc
Username: Brett

Post Number: 127
Registered: 4-2002


Posted on Wednesday, April 2, 2003 - 8:28 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Anyone been to optimalsmarts.com lately? I guess he's out of the business, so to speak. Could this be why he hasn't shown his face around here recently?

Is this all part of government plot involving peace demonstrations, SARS and highly intelligent grizzly bears wielding advanced laser weaponry? Inquiring minds want to know!

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