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Quidam (Artemis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Artemis

Post Number: 716
Registered: 10-2000


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 1:41 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"I know you are real"

Wrote the Gospel of Thomas as well, according to his "personal quote".

Quelle vie ont eue nos grands-parents
Entre l'absinthe et les grands-messes... ?

ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1387
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 1:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yes, oh Fishy One, I know you are real. And close enough to hit w/an AbsintheAuthentique cork.
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
dave schaeffer (Lanterne_verte)
Paysan
Username: Lanterne_verte

Post Number: 2
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 1:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Say...how do I get my avatar up, anyway?

(cringes and prepares self for inevitable thrashing he will take for using the words "get my...up")
Aha! fixed! I'll have to put up my green fairy one of these days...
And one more thing: I see everyone complaining 'bout sonopiemantimalsmartsiris, but what exactly did he DO?

"These DTs remind me of the ladies I've known. They sure are pretty but they make me feel like shit."

Oh, Livvy - I'm real! I'm in PA!
mattm3 (Mattm3)
Mousquetaire
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 39
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 10:57 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Maybe a new avatar for Opie
mattm3 (Mattm3)
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Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 38
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 10:44 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Did someone say smut! I wonder if I can use my avatar?
House Boy (Houseboy)
Moderator
Username: Houseboy

Post Number: 13
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 8:48 am:   Edit PostPrint Post


quote:

My gratitude to The Fairest for permitting me entry




HOUSEBOY----Hey thanks, guy. *belllllch!!!*



dave schaeffer (Lanterne_verte)
Paysan
Username: Lanterne_verte

Post Number: 1
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 7:01 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think I'm jumping ship. I didn't check the lounge weekend before last, and then I stopped in last Monday to find that everything had gone balls-out ka-razy.

Fer the best, I guess. I don't have to worry about the smuttster's pics when I'm surfin' at work.


My gratitude to The Fairest for permitting me entry (damn. wait. I didn't mean it to sound like that...).
Brett Tyre (Brett)
le Duc
Username: Brett

Post Number: 132
Registered: 4-2002


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 6:50 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

The whole bat thing was Opie's. It was an extension of his all too excellent customer service. His nice shiny Met's bat.

Me? I prefer just pimp slapping people. I personally think its more insulting. Less injurious, but trying maintaining any sort of dignity after you've just been pimp slapp'd.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1385
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 6:12 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Get yer bat back out, Brett. It's time to use it.
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
Brett Tyre (Brett)
le Duc
Username: Brett

Post Number: 131
Registered: 4-2002


Posted on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 6:01 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

And you all tried to comdemn me for posting that e-mail I got. (I still have no idea who sent it? Maybe Opie himself, knowing I'd post it and hoping it would get me kicked off? Farfetched, probably).

And see how handy it is now?
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 397
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 10:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


C'est ma santé
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1381
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 10:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Don't be flippant!
It's on your permanent record.
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 395
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 10:14 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I've never been banned before. I wonder if I have to register with the authorities when I move. Maybe Lars and Robunnywhinesmith can help me.
C'est ma santé
mattm3 (Mattm3)
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Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 35
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 9:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It's like finding out there is no Santa.
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 394
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 9:55 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm not, it was all a lie.
C'est ma santé
mattm3 (Mattm3)
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Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 32
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 9:46 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sorry, the end of an era
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 392
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 9:45 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Well that's it for me, Sonopie has banned me without a word. My accounts now invalid. Carry on.
C'est ma santé
mattm3 (Mattm3)
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Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 31
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 9:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yes boss, I gets it. doont beat meah
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1380
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 9:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

me=assboy
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1379
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 9:34 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Smutttttt3,
Shuddah fuck up!
The whole Lounge was a shill for Optimalsmarts, get it?
SnowPea, Opie, Gure, Mike Turner, about all the 1st posters if you look back, FAKES.
Me, Dinky, Floofy, Masque, Celti, The Great and Good Cros, Gassy, Wolfgang, Larry Wineland, 2ly. Them's real folks. Anyone else? Mebbe yes, mebbe no.
Well BoogerBoy/Loner, but who cares anyway?
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
mattm3 (Mattm3)
Mousquetaire
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 30
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 9:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Let's kill 'em all and let Kallisti sort 'em out!!!
Kallisti (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 934
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 9:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I would say that Winston would make a good assboy for Opie ... but that would give assboys a bad name.

Assboy for me is a term of endearment and I wouldn't sully my boys by the association.

Fie! I say! A pox on you abridgers moral rectitude!


sorry, this whole thing really makes me ill. fuckers.
“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
mattm3 (Mattm3)
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Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 24
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 8:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Blaine who lives on Sonoma Dr. in CA?
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 391
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 8:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Blaine is Charles as Mike is Charles as Charles is Charles. The Unholy Trinity.
C'est ma santé
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 390
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 8:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Opieman took down the post I made showing him to be the owner of Optimalsmarts.com. In the mature manner he always conducts himself, my members name has been changed to "Butt lover of young boys". I'm so pleased that I was able to associate with a man of such high character. Excuse me while I go scrub myself with bleach.
C'est ma santé

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