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mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Vicomte
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 58
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 5:36 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

"gas powered" bicycle. or is it a "bi"cycle.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1411
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 12:22 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Looks like pedal-philia to me.
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
The Red Pidgeon (Icarus)
Mousquetaire
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 43
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 11:52 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It could be salve, it could be a boil, maybe even a doody clean up, or maybe his shorts were torn in a crash and the crew is cutting them off. I used to race semi-pro and cat 3, and let me tell you... when you gotta go and a race is at stake... you just go. Squish- squish-squish.
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 413
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 9:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think it's the European spelling.
C'est ma santé
Spoon Boy (Absinthespoon)
le Duc
Username: Absinthespoon

Post Number: 258
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 9:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Shouldn't the sign on the car be "ASS-PRO"?
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 412
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 9:32 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Either that or lubing up the pointy little seat. My guess is that the point helps to keep one from falling off.
C'est ma santé
Spoon Boy (Absinthespoon)
le Duc
Username: Absinthespoon

Post Number: 257
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 9:23 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Crosby, that is awesome! Is that his pit crew putting salve on his raw ass?
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 411
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 8:43 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


From the Butt Lover of Young Boys.

C'est ma santé
Bd (Thesubletter)
Mousquetaire
Username: Thesubletter

Post Number: 12
Registered: 3-2003
Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 6:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

What is this moonman you speak of,, hmmnnn?
Jay & The Imp (Thegreenimp)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Thegreenimp

Post Number: 258
Registered: 7-2001


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 5:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Captain Ned on The Raging Queen...."Are They Manly Pirates?"
snl84
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 916
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 5:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Did I Ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk...?"
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 915
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 5:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


quote:

perhaps I should confine the ass talk to the monkey hole.




Don't worry, luv. You can confine your ass talk to my monkey hole any time you want...
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 914
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 5:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sodomy
lautrec (Mystical)
Mousquetaire
Username: Mystical

Post Number: 17
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 5:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Whoops! There goes the lever 2000! *squish* thoik! thoik! thoink! (hits Opie on the head)
Kallisti (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 952
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 5:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

uh, I thought we *liked* talking about ass sex and blow jobs.

I see no problem.

hehe, er well ... perhaps I should confine the ass talk to the monkey hole.

or whatever.


“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1406
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 4:45 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Uh, attention all tightasses:
I was making WORD PLAY!!
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
The Red Pidgeon (Icarus)
Mousquetaire
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 37
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 4:20 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

-BJack, most of that was tongue in cheek. I should be more specific as to my humor.... need more emoticons. I've amended it.

I agree with you, 4% is about the agreed upon figure for practicing adult males, with 10% being cited by some pro-groups.

Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 913
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 4:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Um, no, that's not what those numbers say at all. Obviously "occasionally" is kinda vague, but that plus the once-ers makes 60% of the 22% who didn't make a frequent habit of it.

If you count everybody but the once-ers as "gay", your saying nearly 20.9% of the male poulation is "gay", a claim not even the extreme fringes try to make.

Various studies have found that somewhere between 4 and 8% of adult males have had a male sexual partner in the past 5 years. So a good chunk of those "occasionallies", and maybe a few of the "frequentlies" are either really unlucky or haven't been pursuing homosexual relationships.
The Red Pidgeon (Icarus)
Mousquetaire
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 36
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 3:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

MySticky-
I believe it's "How much wood would a woodsucker suck, if a woodsucker could suck wood".
The Red Pidgeon (Icarus)
Mousquetaire
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 35
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 3:46 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

BJack, I don't have a copy of the Kinsey Report Handy, but I do have the Janus Report (kinda supercedes Kinsey).

Kinsey's qualifications for "Homosexual encounter" were that it reached orgasm, no mention of voluntary.

Janus reports a modified percentage of 22% of men having had at least one encounter(vs.17% for women).
Of the 22% that answered yes,

once 5%
Occasionally 56%
Frequently 13%
Ongoing 26%

So (according to Janus) the probablity of a male having an H.E. one time, and not another, is relatively low.

Janus would say- "Suck a dick, probably going to suck another".
lautrec (Mystical)
Mousquetaire
Username: Mystical

Post Number: 16
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 3:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Wow, there's sure a lot of dick sucking going on in here....how much wood can a woodchuck suck if a woodchuck could suck dick? A lotta soap dropping going on....
The Zealot (Nascentvirion)
le Duc
Username: Nascentvirion

Post Number: 287
Registered: 3-2002


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 3:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"Savage Love". Even the name sounds like we are living in "Lord of the Flies". It also sounds like a Danielle Steel novel about Native Americans.
Kallisti (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 948
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 3:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yes, and he's always printing the "I let one guy give me a bj, am I gay?" letters. They're fun.
“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 912
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 2:56 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

What amazes me about Savage Love is the number of guys who write in saying "I don't have a problem with gays, unless they hit on me!" Yeah, because you're SO irresistable that the boys can't keep away. Now you know how all the women you're hitting on feel...
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 911
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 2:54 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


quote:

I'd like to see the research on that one. What are the qualifications in that particular study for "H.Encounter"?




You can pick up Kinsey's Sexual Behavior of the Human Male at your local library or bookstore, if you're dying for the details. It is one of the classics of the field, and while much of it has been supplanted by better data, it was remarkably accurate, considering that nobody had ever tried to do a study like that before.

Off-hand, the definition of an encounter required that it lead to orgasm, but I can't recall whether it needed to be voluntary. Knowing Kinsey, probably not, since he tended to treat all sexual behaviors as neutral, like a zoologist would. Nevertheless, you would be surprised how many "straight" guys have played with another boy's pee-pee at some point or another.

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