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mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 116
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 9:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yeah, thousands of college girls love him.
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 428
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 9:11 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Just remember what happened to Che Guevara.
C'est ma santé
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 109
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 8:13 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The means was worth the ends. Sorry to all of those I offended. Just call me Che Guevara.
The Red Pidgeon (Icarus)
le Vicomte
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 69
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 7:51 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think your repeated Pornoblast was more than sufficient. I cannot bear to look at any more "Cum Guzzling Sluts".
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 101
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 7:46 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Go Mystical! The "Anti-Opie"!!! Anything I can do to help the cause please let me know.
lautrec (Mystical)
Mousquetaire
Username: Mystical

Post Number: 19
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 2:04 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

It's too bad that Opulantfarts went down...oh wait, no it's not....
Marc Chevalier (Chevalier)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Chevalier

Post Number: 1228
Registered: 11-2001


Posted on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 8:10 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Let us bid Opie adieu with the ode that once greeted his entrance:

"Oh ordured, obstipated Optimalsmarts!
Our own omnifutuant orf!
Opisthotonicke, ozoamblyrotic odorivector,
Oniomaniac, obstinate okiomiasmata!"



ORDURED: Covered, spattered, or filled with dung.

OBSTIPATED: Suffering from stubborn and persistent constipation.

OMNIFUTUANT: Prone to engage in sexual activity with anything.

OPISTHOTONICKE: A short-necked person.

OZOAMBLYROTIC: Suffering from the loss of sexual desire due to the unpleasant body odor of one's partner.

ODORIVECTOR: The source of a smell.

ONIOMANIAC: A person with an unreasonable and uncontrollable impulse to buy things.

OKIOMIASMATA: Unhealthy domestic gases; wafting pollution in a household.

OPTIMALSMARTS: All of the above ;-)


mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Vicomte
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 73
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 6:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Forget the curtain, get a shovel
The Red Pidgeon (Icarus)
le Vicomte
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 62
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 6:36 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Forget the crickets, cue the curtain.
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Vicomte
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 72
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 6:33 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

My God, there is no-one at the Lars lounge. Cue the chirping crickets.
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Vicomte
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 57
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 5:26 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Then they moved to beverly.....Hills absinthe that is.....
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1412
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 12:24 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hog Gravy? Yes.
"G'night Fly Boy."
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
The Red Pidgeon (Icarus)
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Username: Icarus

Post Number: 44
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 11:53 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Sonomountain.

Didn't the aunts make HG on that show?
Green Meanie (Greenmeanie)
le Duc
Username: Greenmeanie

Post Number: 290
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 9:03 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Walnuts Mountain!
Ober-Gruppen Fuhrer
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1407
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 4:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

That was John Fuck You Out Of Everything I Can and his sister, Mary Ellen.
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
The Red Pidgeon (Icarus)
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Username: Icarus

Post Number: 38
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 4:42 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Aunty Betty and Aunty Opie... weren't they on "Waltons Mountain"?
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1404
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 4:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

And I'm the anti-Opie.
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 407
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 2:48 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm Betty, the anti-Betty anyway.
C'est ma santé
hal jourdin (Lanterne_verte)
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Username: Lanterne_verte

Post Number: 8
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 2:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The way he just loves that woman to death...hm...I wonder...

We should have an aye-aye emoticon. We have a sifaka, we should have an aye-aye. For that middle finger.
"These DTs remind me of the ladies I've known. They sure are pretty, but they make me feel like shit."
The Red Pidgeon (Icarus)
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Username: Icarus

Post Number: 33
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 1:51 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

No he really is. Just ask him.
hal jourdin (Lanterne_verte)
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Username: Lanterne_verte

Post Number: 7
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 1:50 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Crosby IS Betty. Of this I am certain. I am completely not serious, here.
"These DTs remind me of the ladies I've known. They sure are pretty, but they make me feel like shit."
hal jourdin (Lanterne_verte)
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Username: Lanterne_verte

Post Number: 6
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 1:47 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I theenk he meens LoucheLounge

I just LIKE sifakas, OKAY?!
"These DTs remind me of the ladies I've known. They sure are pretty, but they make me feel like shit."
The Red Pidgeon (Icarus)
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Username: Icarus

Post Number: 31
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 1:47 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Opie is LL? Damn I always thought Opie was Crosby, when he wasn't busy being Betty. Just goes to show. If you miss an episode, the whole world gets confusing.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1400
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 1:43 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

He censored me, then lied about it. If you think he and I are connected, well, pup, ya gotta read more, skim less.
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
Sambeau (Sambeau)
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Username: Sambeau

Post Number: 41
Registered: 10-2002
Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 11:34 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I read the posts that Brett started, but how did the opie/LL connection finally come to light? I hit his site only to be greeted by Utah Vineyards or something like that.

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