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Archive through April 19, 2003Kallisti (Admin)25 4-19-03  3:48 pm
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Darrin, Stalker of Head (Traineraz)
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Post Number: 914
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Wednesday, May 28, 2003 - 9:43 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Ahhh, ELO . . . with Olivia Neutron-Bomb . . . Xanadu . . .

A friend invited me over to see that. What an odd little film. It had such potential to be dark and bizarre, but every time it reached the edge of surreality, they pulled back!

They even missed out on great marketing opportunities, like Xanadouche.

Why hasn't David Lynch done a remake? Or Tim Burton? Starring Marilyn Manson as Kira, the evil demon "muse"?


He who would sacrifice liberty for security deserves neither.

-- Thus Spake Zoboomafoo
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1960
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, May 28, 2003 - 12:40 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Kalladmin sez:
"The Abba is AOK with me ..."
Better be, because you know I am a muthafuckin' DANCING QUEEN!!!!!
Hi, what're ya havin'?
Kallisti (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
Username: Admin

Post Number: 1060
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Wednesday, May 28, 2003 - 10:01 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

The Abba is AOK with me ... it's the John Denver, a couple years ago it was Barbara Streisand. You get the picture.

The Abba drives the stepmom nutty though
“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

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Pastor of Muppets (Emmy)
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Post Number: 176
Registered: 9-2001


Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 8:27 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

i used to not like Abba, but mel was a total Abba-head, and they eventually grew on me, and damned if i don't get cravings to hear some now and again... ahhhhhhh

take a chance, take a chance, take a ch a cha chance!
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1939
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 8:12 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Me too. Sumpin' wrong w/ABBA?

Man, if I gotta fly all the way out there again to show you the light. It's your Waterloo.
Hi, what're ya havin'?
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 1006
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 3:57 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I like Abba.
Kallisti (Admin)
Madame Guillotine
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Post Number: 1058
Registered: 1-1998


Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 3:19 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

aaah! eeek!

my brother's idea of fun is playing awful music at family gatherings. Lately it's been John Denver, ELO and Abba.


“A lady who has a secure seat is never prettier than when in the saddle, and she who cannot make her conquest there, may despair of the power of her charms elsewhere.” - THE MANNERS THAT WIN, 1880

http://www.feeverte.net
mattm3 (Mattm3)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 444
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 - 4:51 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

What about Jonh Denver?
How sweet life can be when the misery of ones existance is blurred by slight intoxication!!!

August Strindburg http://www.skumpy.com/eha/absinthe.html
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 1005
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 3:38 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

There isn't enough absinthe to make me listen to Marilyn Manson.
mattm3 (Mattm3)
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Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 437
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 7:49 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

See what happens when you drink too much absinthe and listen to Marilyn Manson!
How sweet life can be when the misery of ones existance is blurred by slight intoxication!!!

August Strindburg http://www.skumpy.com/eha/absinthe.html
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
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Post Number: 3455
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Sunday, May 25, 2003 - 11:33 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Kallisti's SADAKO KITTY
just took first place...




SKEEEEEERY!!!!!!!
Crosby (Crosby)
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Username: Crosby

Post Number: 584
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, May 25, 2003 - 9:28 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Another good argument for a vasectomy. Rumor has it that this is really Liver's baby picture.


C'est ma santé
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 581
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, May 25, 2003 - 8:34 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Now this would be scary:



Kids frighten me.
C'est ma santé
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3452
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Sunday, May 25, 2003 - 7:22 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

*squeeze*
Darrin, Stalker of Head (Traineraz)
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Post Number: 912
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Sunday, May 25, 2003 - 12:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'm scared.



Hold me, Headly.
He who would sacrifice liberty for security deserves neither.

-- Thus Spake Zoboomafoo
mattm3 (Mattm3)
Elitist Bastard
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 421
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Sunday, May 25, 2003 - 7:06 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

He is cute! His eyes look like mine after a long night 'o drinkin!
How sweet life can be when the misery of ones existance is blurred by slight intoxication!!!

August Strindburg
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
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Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1892
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 24, 2003 - 9:50 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

What a cutie.
Mamma Leevah would swoon.
Will work for absinthe.
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 575
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 24, 2003 - 9:49 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

My favorite:


C'est ma santé
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 574
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 24, 2003 - 9:47 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yes they do move independently of each other. She has a strabismus.
C'est ma santé
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

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Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 24, 2003 - 9:44 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

WOW! Do they move independantly
of each other?

I gotta meet this fella in person.
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 573
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 24, 2003 - 9:43 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post


C'est ma santé
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 572
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 24, 2003 - 9:39 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

We're currently running a sick, injured and mutant animal home. I'll be taking all the overtime my boss is offering.
C'est ma santé
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

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Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 24, 2003 - 9:36 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

GOD!!! It's like a train wreck...
So fascinating to look at but it's
so scary...

Like some kind of
horrfically, beautiful, subterranean,
jelly fish with hair...
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 571
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 24, 2003 - 9:35 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

She's a midget. They've done all they can do. She's sweet though, for 1/3 of a Boston Terrier.
C'est ma santé
I like mustard (Head_prosthesis)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Head_prosthesis

Post Number: 3443
Registered: 1-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 24, 2003 - 9:32 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

WH-en you gonna take the
dog to the vet? He needs
help.
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1883
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 24, 2003 - 9:21 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Yes, it is.
Will work for absinthe.
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 570
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Saturday, May 24, 2003 - 9:09 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Too fucking cute:


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Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: _blackjack_

Post Number: 930
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Sunday, April 20, 2003 - 12:27 am:   Edit PostPrint Post


quote:

One thing to bear in mind is that a Russian tortoise generally has a lifespan of about 60 years (and some live well into their 80's)



But then it's all money well spent. I'm not sure I could shell out (as it were) that kind of cash to buy an animal a few months of life, but if he makes it another 60, that's only about $20 a year...

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