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Carl Guderian (Bjacques)
le Duc
Username: Bjacques

Post Number: 244
Registered: 4-2001
Posted on Thursday, April 24, 2003 - 8:06 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I was disappointed the first time *I* licked a licorice asshole and ran through the streets naked except for a cock ring. But, like that gentleman, I stuck with it and I'm not sorry. I have to warn you it's an acquired taste. Drinking absinthe; not that other thing.
MC Pee Pants (Fluffy_g)
Mousquetaire
Username: Fluffy_g

Post Number: 17
Registered: 3-2003


Posted on Thursday, April 24, 2003 - 12:47 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Its easy... just prop up a box w/a stick (attached to a string) and put an absinthe authentic bottle under the box as bait. The pidgeon will go for the bottle when it gets thirsty, then pull the string! The pidgeon is trapped, then you can torch it right inside the box! MMM... tasty.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 121
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 7:31 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Good luck, ever try and catch a pigeon? Heh heh
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1486
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 7:26 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I find a pidgeon in my attic, your ass will be cooked.
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
The Red Pigeon (Icarus)
le Duc
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 117
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 12:03 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I'd rather be baked
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 470
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 12:02 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Fried pigeon anyone?
C'est ma santé
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1468
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 5:34 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

Like we've been disappointed every time-reading your posts.
Where once I was lost, I now come back to pee.
The Red Pidgeon (Icarus)
le Vicomte
Username: Icarus

Post Number: 99
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Monday, April 21, 2003 - 9:37 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I wonder what brand he bought? Versinthe maybe... All in all a decent description of a first experience. At least he didn't blather on about how creative he became, or how wonderfull he felt.

I know I was a bit disappointed the first time.
Crosby (Crosby)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Crosby

Post Number: 458
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, April 21, 2003 - 12:59 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

"About as tasty as licking an asshole"

http://www.boldopinion.com/fuck22.htm
C'est ma santé

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