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mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 281
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 6:01 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Oh me sooo horney
Ich mag Senf auch!!!
Carl Guderian (Bjacques)
le Duc
Username: Bjacques

Post Number: 262
Registered: 4-2001
Posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 1:00 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think you'll all find Somethingawful particularly heartwarming...
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 279
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - 7:27 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

We could video that and show it on Jackass! $$$$!
Ich mag Senf auch!!!
ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1730
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Monday, May 12, 2003 - 5:46 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I fuckin' hate Left Lane Bandits.
I'm getting a tool kit and a set of red and blues, pull over any offenders, and take their goddam steering wheels.


Will work for absinthe.
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 261
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 7:25 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Deutschland über allen!
Ich mag Senf auch!!!
Jack Collins (_blackjack_)
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Post Number: 969
Registered: 11-2000


Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 6:15 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The law in Virginia acrually REQUIRES you to get out of the left lane if a faster car is approaching, but they don't really enforce it, and since nobody DOES it, the encroaching car is going to pass on the right anyway, meaning that those who move over are MORE likely to get hit.
Crosby (Crosby)
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Username: Crosby

Post Number: 519
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 4:18 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

Hwy 5!!!
C'est ma santé
Karl (Raschied)
le Duc
Username: Raschied

Post Number: 314
Registered: 3-2002


Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 2:31 pm:   Edit PostPrint Post

The passing laws really suck in this country, and once you drive in Germany for a while, you really wish they'd change them.

It's legal to pass in any lane on the interstate, which sets up lots of scenarios where Grandma and Grandpa sit in the fast lane at 55mph, a sports car going 70 passes them on the right, and collides with a merging car on an onramp.

They put these guideline signs on the freeways that say "slower traffic keep right" but there aren't any laws to get you in trouble if you don't.

There is a stretch of freeway in California that connects Sac-town with LA, and on the middle stretch of it, you can do 100 mph and still feel like you are standing still. No exits for 90 miles. Completely straight. Two lanes in either direction, seperated by a football-field width of median.
90% of the people follow a de facto passing lane rule. You can even flash your brights like in Europe to get people to move over. Unfortunately, every once in a while, someone will sit in the fast lane with a pissy, "I'm doing 65. I don't need to move over" attitude. That's when accidents or road rage usually take over.

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago.
Pontiac - We build Excitement.
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 257
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 10:23 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

W.W.I., Walking While Intoxicated
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ENORMUS DICK (Louched_liver)
Absinthe Mafia
Username: Louched_liver

Post Number: 1723
Registered: 12-2001


Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 4:00 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

That's why I walk.
Will work for absinthe.
Semi Gifted Amateur (Masque)
Mousquetaire
Username: Masque

Post Number: 37
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 1:09 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I think Dave Barry summed up speed limits the best: If the cop does not like the look of you, Your speed limit is 0.
mattm3 (Mattm3)
le Duc
Username: Mattm3

Post Number: 245
Registered: 4-2003


Posted on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 12:14 am:   Edit PostPrint Post

I can't drive 55
Ich mag Senf auch!!!

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