Poem "by" George W. Bush =)

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By Rupert1029 on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 09:39 am: Edit

Does anyone on the forum know how long we will have keep the bandages on our ears after we get vulcanized ?

By Rupert1029 on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 08:32 pm: Edit

We all remember the quotes of BC (Bill Clinton) fondly. We had a leader that could construct a sentence.

By Bob_Chong on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 08:19 pm: Edit

His soundbite is yet to come. It will. Remember these classics:

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

"Read my lips: no new taxes."

"We begin bombing in five minutes."

"I have lust in my heart."

"I am not a crook."

etc.

By Rupert1029 on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 08:05 pm: Edit

Sorry, I misquoted GW on previous post. The quote is:
"They want the federal government controlling social security, like it's some kind of federal program".

By Rupert1029 on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 06:20 pm: Edit

My favorite Bush quote:
"This guy (speaking of Gore), actually thinks that Social Security is a Federal Government Program."

By Tlautrec on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 03:52 pm: Edit

Once we're all vulcanized, we'll all look like the Michelin man, or, maybe, like Leonard Nimoy.

By Malhomme on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 09:43 pm: Edit

Oh! Oh! I gotta pic of me in rubber (and my baby sister completing her first roll!):
http://malhomme.home.texas.net/pictures/christy_roll.jpg

By Malhomme on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 09:38 pm: Edit

I'm all for vulcanization!
Sulfur + latex= devilish delights!

(Or maybe it's just a kayaking thing... I really like strutting by the river in my neoprene)

Anyone remember the vulcanized chap at the party in NOLA? Allison sure hasn't forgotten!

Baby lion, Babylon, babble on....

Jim

By Morriganlefey on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 09:19 pm: Edit

Em -

Kev and I are wetting ourselves with laughter as I type. After we clean up, we're going right out to knock down the tollbooth and vulcanize society.

- M

By Melinelly on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 06:55 pm: Edit

got this from someone at work. it's an arrangement of Bushisms in the form of a poem. not bad actually hehe.

Make the Pie Higher
by: George W. Bush (quotes arranged by Richard Thompson of the Washington Post)

I think we all agree, the past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
and the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope,
where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!

Vulcanize society!

Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

.........................

sorry, just had to share that =)

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