My Because I Am Tired and Starting To Go Mad Poem

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By Lordhobgoblin on Friday, May 18, 2001 - 10:28 am: Edit

Dr Ordinaire,

Thanks and sorry if I dissed you when you e-mailed me. I don't check this address too often. As for a Haiku.

Green absinthe breakfast
Mind in a beautiful spin
Noon coming on slow

Hobgoblin

By Semaphore on Tuesday, May 08, 2001 - 12:30 am: Edit

Jesus H. Christ !
This talk is profane !
To drink breakfastinthe !
Is truly insane !

Some may not care--
and want dog, re: hair--
But liver impair;
And Death is your lair

Tyler

By Tomjoad on Monday, May 07, 2001 - 10:39 am: Edit

Absinthe for breakfast
Hair of the dog
The weather is clear
But I'm still in a fog

Absinthe for lunch
A little la fee
The forecast is changing
There's storms out at sea

Absinthe for dinner
I happen to think
With the weather so frightful
I'll stay here and drink

By Dr_Ordinaire on Monday, May 07, 2001 - 09:59 am: Edit

You, Marc, may be thinking
that I am so brash
that mouthwash I'm drinking
to save me some cash.

But I am not lonely
enjoying cheap thrills,
many others drink mouthwash
but their's is called...Hill's!

By Verawench on Monday, May 07, 2001 - 07:21 am: Edit

Listerine? Ha!
Try the green fee
Instead to prevent
bad tooth decay

By Marc on Monday, May 07, 2001 - 12:32 am: Edit

Doc Ordinaire's
Is minty and green
Is it absinthe
or just Listerine?

By Dr_Ordinaire on Sunday, May 06, 2001 - 11:00 pm: Edit

Oops...

By Dr_Ordinaire on Sunday, May 06, 2001 - 10:46 pm: Edit

Absinthe for breakfast?
Of course! It is green,
organic and minty,
it's good med-ee-cine.

When you need a whiff
of Swiss-land fresh air
louche-up a strong cup
of old Doc Ordinaire's!

By Dr_Ordinaire on Sunday, May 06, 2001 - 10:44 pm: Edit

Absinthe for breakfast?
Of course! It is green,
organic and minty,
it's good med-ee-cine.

When you need a whiff
of Swiss-land fresh air
louche-up a strong cup
of old Doc's Ordinaire!

By Heiko on Saturday, May 05, 2001 - 12:10 pm: Edit

Absinthe for breakfast?
I think you'll regret
because at 12 a.m.
you're gonna be dead!

By Midas on Saturday, May 05, 2001 - 11:21 am: Edit

Roses are red,
Absinthe is green,
I had it for breakfast,
And...oh hang on...ah, fuck it...

By Lordhobgoblin on Saturday, May 05, 2001 - 10:10 am: Edit

Absinthe
Breakfast
Soul
In
Nimbus
Twisting
Haze
Eternal

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, May 05, 2001 - 08:52 am: Edit

Fairy good morning to
you there dear sir

The bubbling water
the kitcheny stir

It woke me from my
morningy slumber

I laid there in bed
with this grand trunk of lumber

Absinthe you say?
With my green eggs and ham?

Fuckin' "A" right
or Sam ain't I am

Poems and lyrics
for breakfastly prosing

Artists and laymen
combined in their posing

What's the deal with
the old Mother Goose

And the repeated upchucking
of Good Doctor Seuss

By Lordhobgoblin on Saturday, May 05, 2001 - 06:46 am: Edit

Absinthe for breakfast,
I hear you all say.
I'll start with tomorrow,
Too late for today.

Absinthe for breakfast,
I hear you all shout.
Let's finish the bottle,
And knock ourselves out.

By Marc on Saturday, May 05, 2001 - 01:35 am: Edit

absinthe for breakfast
why the fuck not?
pour a shot into
the old coffee pot
forget about work
stay home and write
songs about angels
and earthly delights
absinthe for breakfast
why the fuck not?
what's there to lose?
what have you got?
let it all go
twist in the wind
get drunk like a monk
on absinthe and zen

By Semaphore on Saturday, May 05, 2001 - 12:29 am: Edit

Absinthe for breakfast, is truly horrific--
You might feel OK, or even terrific--
But slowly and surely, your brain will implode--
and sooner or later your death is forbode--

By Mr_Rabbit on Friday, May 04, 2001 - 03:09 am: Edit

Vibrator- on list for shopping the morrow
and satin and makeup I think I can borrow

but sadly I think I'll be killed in a crash
as I make my way home I will sleep on the dash

I got here at 9, AM long ago yesterday
I sit here at 6, AM and now it's today!

my brains are all spent now, like farts set alight
they sparked just awhile, and flared really bright

and now as it's dawn here, I bid you good night,
and absinthe for breakfast will set things aright!

By Marc on Friday, May 04, 2001 - 12:51 am: Edit

Mr. Rabbit

In response to your question
May I suggest
That you put on some makeup
And a red satin dress
Forget about absinthe
That will come later
For the moment just purchase
A plastic vibrator.

By Rtlplus3 on Thursday, May 03, 2001 - 11:43 pm: Edit

Dear Mr Rabbit
with all do respect
It seems that your brain
has turned to a speck

If one hopes to
live though such
states of demise
I strongly suggests
one closes their eyes

By Mr_Rabbit on Thursday, May 03, 2001 - 11:23 pm: Edit

So long I've been working, it's hour eighteen!
and naught gets me through
but the thought of that green
that cool glass of NS with it's oily sheen

this spreadsheet I'm writing,
it seems so obscene
to be spending my time here
while of absinthe I dream

the numbers all louche, right in front of my eyes
two and two just don't add up
as my right-brain just died

and I would keep writing
but my neurons have fried
too many equations, and strange formuli
or was it the absinthe? I'm asking you guys.

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