Dear Marc

I bow to your patently superior expertise on lyrics. As for the structure you must quarrel with Monty Python and not me.

However, I think you will agree it is a more positive contribution than a tawdry slanging match with the likes of certain unnamed Hills trolls.

He is NOT an adversary one would deem worthy, unlike your good self, sirrah...

By Marc on Friday, July 07, 2000 - 02:12 am: Edit

Don,

have you been drinking again? I love it when you're in a good mood. But, you're a better wrestler than songwriter.

By Billynorm on Friday, July 07, 2000 - 01:29 am: Edit

That's a first draft? Wow!

Speaking of first drafts, I think I'll have one!

By Don Walsh on Friday, July 07, 2000 - 01:13 am: Edit

Proposed Unofficial Drinking Song of the Absinthe Forum:

(to tune of Monty Python's "I'm a Lumberjack")

I'm an Absinthe Perv and I'm OK!
I bump all night and I drink all day!

I grind up herbs, an' stew the booze,
and still it by the quart!
I eat friend beans, chase them with beer,
And never break my heart

(Chorus) He grinds up herbs and stews the booze
And stills it by the quart;
He eats friend beans, then swills a brew,
Amd never breaks his heart!

It louches good with sugar cubes
And spoons and funny glasses
I drink with friends, and spit on Hills
and other horses' asses!

(Chorus) He's an Absinthe Perv and he's OK!
He bumps all night and drinks all day!

To Those who Dance with Green Fairies,
And other comely lasses
I say, Halloo and Good on You
but not those horses' asses!

(Chorus) We're all Absinthe Pervs and We're OK
We bump all night and drink all day!

All and sundry are invited to improve on this first effort...